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You can call me M🌻 Full time school 📚 Full time work 💼 Full time mama 👶🏼 NO time for your B.S.👏🏻
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We got a bath and brushed our (long, luscious) hair today😍😂
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I’ll never forget the special k diet… recommending you ONLY eat special
K cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, with “unlimited fruit” in between lol
Let’s trash talk diet culture: what’s the CRAZIEST diet you’ve ever heard of?
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@coffeevalentino
Wow this tweet hits hard. It was so much better then when it wasn’t all “buy this” and instagram pushing people at you with their algorithms
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“I want another baby”
“I also want sleep”
“Maybe they need a sibling to be friends with?”
“But I can’t handle 2”
“I miss a baby in my belly”
“But I need to get in shape first”
“Maybe I should just get it over with”
“There’s not enough time”
-Autobiography of a first time mom
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Do you guys send friends “thanks for having us over” texts when you get home?
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I know this is morbid but I can’t see movies in theaters without worrying the whole time about violence.
Anyone else like this? Or are you normal?
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Being a mom is always deciding between “me time” or a nap
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Daycares: we’re going to get your kid sick. & once your kid is sick they can’t come here. But you still have to pay. Also, we’re going to close for all holidays and weather events and you still pay. Sound good?
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Do you purposely leave like 6 internet tabs open on your phone for months bc you think you’ll want to return to the site but will forget what it is.... or are you normal?
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Anyone else hide when you hear a knock on the front door or are you normal?
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Sitting in a room with a toddler and a husband is the WORST.
All I hear is “dada, dada, dada, DADA!!!” & then instant meltdown bc my husband is incapable of paying attention to anyone but himself.
Anyone else in this boat? It’s so frustrating! How do I deal?
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Sorry but baby clothes stores are such a ripoff. No I don’t want to pay 45$ for an outfit that won’t fit by the time it actually gets shipped to me.
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Unpopular opinion-and half of y’all are going to hate me for this-
Robert Pattinson is NOT that hot.
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730pm last night MIL texted the group chat “how do I reset the router?” And we didn’t answer. Now she’s blaming us for her having to call into work today? Seriously!?!?
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MIL has been secretly telling B “don’t tell mom & dad about this” while breaking our rules “as a joke” of course
We are furious. Teaching a toddler to lie to their parents is inexcusable. This could put him in harm one day.
No more visits👋🏼
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My husband tried to tell me there’s NO green in my eyes & I think he’s crazy AF. What do you think?
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How do I support my adhd husband with all of his pipe dreams? Im happy that he is passionate and dreams big but 100% of them have ended with him putting a lot of $ upfront & then quitting a few months in.
After years of this im getting exhausted but dont want to be mean
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I had a friend imply that bc I’m currently unemployed I should just be willing to take her child when she needs it last minute..
As if I wasn’t a “working mom” like her for the past 3 years..
Or like I ever wanted to be an unpaid babysitter…
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I think asking my sexual orientation and religion is not necessary for a job application?
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Daycare texted today asking for volunteers to stay home due to staffing and I brought brooks..
3 hours later they text me he had “diarrhea” 2x and I need to pick him up…
I look at the cameras and there’s a full class and they subbed a director in as a teacher…
I’m furious
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Do you have a name of someone who just always rubs you the wrong way?
Like, every time you meet someone with this name you get the idk?
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I need grilling ideas that aren’t the same boring hot dogs, hamburger, and grilled chicken…
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@coffeevalentino
It’s really gotten so bad😭 I can’t see my own friends posts bc I am being pushed all these tanning lotions and expensive cardigans bc Instagram makes money off it all
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My husband was laid off 7 weeks ago.
He immediately filed unemployment. Weve yet to receive a dollar.
He was told last week he’d receive his claim by yesterday at latest.
He called the dept 17 times today. Each time an auto message hung up on him due to “high volume of calls”
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My dad passed away today while I was on my way to visit him 😢
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I will never know the difference between “effects” and “affects”
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E was worried brooks blanket was going to worsen his fever so he goes “I’ve been watching military stuff watch this” he then comes out all hot “mission success: he didn’t wake up at all” ….. sir🫣
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I’m about to file a missing persons report on my tax refund
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Guys this is not a drill.
E just got let go.
In 2 weeks me & him will both be jobless.
Need someone to put some REAL good vibes out there to get rid of whatever curse someone put on us.
Nothing like this has ever happened to us…..
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Me before being a SAHM: I’m going to do everything perfect. Clean the house, extra gym time, tons of baby activities, crafts, healthy dinners and festive baking.
Me as an actual SAHM:
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Lmao my husband just told me Brooks looks like “every gym coach in America” and now I can’t unsee it😂
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I feel like the best time to get pregnant is October because you can hibernate all winter and then have a summer baby and go for walks all the time.
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So I’m trying my best guys.
3 weeks ago me & E got pregnant.
The day we found out, we also found out I was likely (unexpectedly) losing my job & health insurance.
Then last week we lost the pregnancy.
I wasn’t sure if I wanted to share or not. It’s been a very confusing time
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So what are your thoughts on “staying together for the kids”?
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Parenting is basically just putting your child’s socks back on over and over again for an eternity
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I am so angry that 2024 is going to be trump and Biden again. Regardless of which side you’re on this history should just not repeat itself. Have we learned absolutely nothing?
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Did my hair a shade darker and I love it (ignore the color on my forehead please)
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My ceo stopped by my office for the first time since I’ve worked here. All smiling and saying “so I heard you got a new job? GOOD for you, I think that will be a good change”.. Guess she heard I listed her unprofessional and unmotivating actions as a chief reason that I’m leaving
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K guys story time. My bff was working on her relationship with her husband. He told her to delete her socials bc they were “toxic” (& he got caught messaging other women) and said he’d do the same. 2 months ago she texted me randomly asking me to check if he
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Will the housing market ever go down? Or at least interest rates?
Bc I can’t wrap my head around how I’m going to get a house ever.
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Having to translate everything my son says to my husband has become my new trigger. Worse than him not being able to find the ketchup.
It’s a whole new level of laziness.
Yes, I know it’s hard to understand. Yes, you have to try harder. No, I shouldn’t have to do it for you🤷🏻♀️
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Told my husband to be quiet bc the baby was sleeping & he put shoes in the dryer.... they’re just tumbling around loudly🙃
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He was 100% fine this morning. No cough. No runny nose. Nothing.
He was at his grandmas house yesterday and ate crap all day but literally is fine.
I think they’re seizing an opportunity to send my kid home and after all their staffing issues lately I lost it lol
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I really want to do the cute sweater tucked into a pencil skirt pregnant thing but it’s cold & I look like a troll😂
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Ya girl is gone! They’re paying my commission tomorrow, extending benefits till end of month, AND “forgiving” the insurance $ I “owed” that they never took from my pay for all of 2023 (their error) … BEST case scenario
Everyone say a prayer I get fired today🙏🏻 and that my company actually offers benefits to end of month and promptly give me my last pay and commission🙏🏻
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My close friend randomly decided to try for # 2 around the same time as me (she previously said she’d never have another).
When I got pregnant in January she just kept saying “it’s no fair you beat me to it when it was my idea first” (it wasn’t, I’d told her a few times we were
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Shitty job update: 💩My job messed up insurance deductions for our 1/12 paycheck. They forgot to tell us until yesterday & they doubled our deductions this week.
I got paid $38 for 80 hours🫠
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Sneak peek of Brook’s newborn shoot today🥰 our photographer was amazing and let us snap a quick shot in between takes. Can’t wait to get the edited ones this week!
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This swimsuit is way over the top but I’m pretty sure it’s the best purchase I’ve made all year. Feeling like Malibu Barbie at the pool 🌸👙
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How do you all just lose weight? I just keep gaining! I eat very healthy. I work out hard 5x a week. Idk what else to do bc I keep gaining and it’s so stressful
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Hate me all you want I’m calling it quits on this summer. Officially in fall mode over here🎃👻🍂
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Let’s trash talk diet culture: what’s the CRAZIEST diet you’ve ever heard of?
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2020 taught me that none of you listened to your teachers when the gave the “credible sources” lecture
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It’s really just sick how a guy can fall asleep the second his head hits the pillow
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Bath & Body works released fall candles....do I need them? Yes or yes?
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At least I got to take advantage of the gyms good lighting today ☀️
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As of 11:32am today this little ham is officially one week old🥺
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Still can’t get over this cute little man and the fact that this time last week he was inside me👶🏼😅🥰
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BFFs other friends (like he couldn’t figure out who told her). I doubt she knows this. I don’t want to stir the pot especially if she’s making things work for her family. But this makes me SO MAD. If I didn’t already dislike him so much maybe it wouldn’t be bad but…🥴🥴🥴🥴
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SIL is coming to town today. Asked to come over to finish her costume for a craft & movie night w/take out. Ok, fun. Except now MIL wants to come too. & she’s judgey so we’d have to deep clean the house and spend all day on a Sunday towards this unplanned night.
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MIL sent me a month ago a video of ways to keep avocados fresh. I tried it and …. 4 weeks later I just checked these avocados I stored and they are perfect! My mind is actually blown
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Mom, Dad, Baby. I think it’s clear that my son is a clone of his dad.
Show me yours!
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I will never. Ever. Understand why people pick the cardio machine directly next to you when the cardio area is empty. Like you have so many choices … why cozy up to me in the corner?? Why???
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I spent over $400 in groceries this week. HOW? What is your weekly grocery bill?
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Feeling kind of down today but at least my makeup looks good 👍🏼
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I don’t buy a ton of processed food but my mother told me about this and now I NEED it🤤
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Here’s a question: wth do companies put in their microwave instructions “at 50% power” ? You know we don’t know how to do that
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Husband returned from his first day back to work with flowers and sushi💕
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Now that I’m having a child I’m determined to step up my holiday game. The past few years we’ve either been too broke or busy to decorate and celebrate but let me tell you it’s about to get festive AF in this bitch. Children deserve magical holidays
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Channeling my best cozy cool outfit to survive the rest of the week
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I’m so easy to befriend on social media. Say one nice thing to me and I’m yours for life
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Ignore the fact that I look like a man & severely need makeup but I love how my hair turned out
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So some context. We are desperately trying to get out of debt and save for a house. My husbands always going above and beyond our budget for very very expensive business ideas & hobbies.
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FYI - If you have a Best Buy credit card and DON’T pay the whole balance by 18 months you’ll get slammed with interest.
I just got billed $550 in interest this month 🥴
Promptly closed the account👋🏼
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