Need new work shoes please and thank youuuuu 💋

I love how you can say something on the internet and it can inspire a fight between two people you don't even know.

love when a new student joins my studio and they sign top for only my classes

@SBakerMD 1. Ribeye 2. Skirt 3. Short rib

There are two guys on here who like all the same tweets (of mine) I feel like a matchmaker. I wanna set these two up!

Hate when I have a crush on a guy hundreds of miles away and he has a health crisis and I’m like “here honey. A picture of my boobs. Feel better?”

@bustelo4babies Yes! What if we showed up at our old apt. And asked alexis to let us in?

we have to accept that "guys" is a non gendered term.

There is a correct answer 🍗

RT @loookatmeimkiad: i really like laying down and doing nothing

@bustelo4babies Crazy bc I think you’re a little TOO authentic on Elon musks internet

This is what i want AI for. This and emails. Nothing else

The blessing of having adverse reactions to all pharmaceutical medications is I have to walk the talk. Embodying the medicine I need keeps me alive.

@bustelo4babies best. in a vest

@UCStanford ok

@ladythegreat_ Race, even more so than gender, is a performance

I would pay more for Spotify for unlimited audio books

RT @zingthesnook: Ace queen