Molly Elwood
@mollyelwood
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Writer/Copywriter/Editor for brands. Farmer of Dogs/Harvester of Chaos at @elwooddogmeat. ✨ Ⓥ 🍩🐊🐦
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Joined January 2011
@CrawfordKacee Have you ever tried just watching animals? They're so much more interesting when they're alive.
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In case you’re wondering, @ElwoodDogMeat isn’t making this stuff up.
Hello, Gaudencio. So sorry this happened! Please contact us for a replacement box of pups. Thinking about farming your own dogs for meat? Here are some #fastfacts when ordering backyard pups through the mail: - Don't order pups too early in the season--it may be too cold! - Order at LEAST 25 so they can huddle for warmth. - We always add a few soup-pot-ready males for heat & cushion! - Newborn pups CAN go 60 hours without food or water. - Suffocation, starvation, hypothermia, & heat stroke are not only common, they're NATURAL. So it's fine. Your satisfaction is our number one priority, & we'll ensure you have the best experience possible! Learn more:
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@AdamJoshDotCom @bryan_johnson I would run it into the ground in a year. But there would be fun team swag.
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“I don’t want oat milk—I worry it’s not good for me.” You know who dairy milk isn’t good for…?
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Companies need to stop doing haphazard sprints and start doing calm and methodical walks.
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Did you know yesterday’s leftover oatmeal can replace rice or pasta in any bowl
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When they say feelings aren’t facts but you still have to put on another layer
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Made snopes. 💀💀😂😂
Mark Zuckerberg MUST have paid the people at @snopes BIG MONEY to renege on their commitment to facts & fighting misinformation. We have no idea why would try to distance himself from his connection to our farm.😡😤
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RT @mollyelwood: If you’re throwing your dog a birthday party and still eating animals—what are you even doing?
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RT @mollyelwood: If you call yourself a “plant parent” or call your pets “fur babies” …and you’re still eating animals—what are you even do…
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RT @mollyelwood: If you say “namaste” and then go moisturize your skin with goat milk lotion… I mean, what are you even doing.
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