Elwood's Organic Dog Meat 🥩
@ElwoodDogMeat
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Delicious dog, since 1981. Family-owned. Dedicated to offering friends & neighbors the most humane, sustainably raised dog meat available satire🐕🥩🇺🇸🇬🇧🌱
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Joined July 2021
THRILLED to have a new TV commercial out on the local stations here! Couldn't be prouder. 🐾🥩.
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Yesterday, we processed 60 rottweilers with the mobile butcher who comes to Elwood's Farm. It is never an easy day. However, it is gratifying to know we're serving many families our dog.
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Not sure why vegetarians don’t at least support our dog dairy. 🤷♀️🙁
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Some people really want to control you. Don’t let them.
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UNBELIEVABLE.😡 Suddenly, @Instagram has decided that our family farm is a crime.😤 . It’s almost as if they’re saying eating animals is harmful to the animals. As if they don’t like what happens to animals on family farms. 🙄. What’s next—banning ALL family farms??. If the same
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By now, you’ve probably seen the viral video of the extreme anti-dog meat activist tearing down our signs at a local college farmer’s market. To this student we ask: How can you know what happens to our meat dogs when you’ve never set foot on a dog meat farm? How can you
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UNBELIEVABLE.😡 Suddenly @instagram has decided that cooking a holiday roast is a crime.😤 . It’s almost as if they’re saying eating animals is harmful to the animals. As if they don’t like what happens to animals on farms. What’s next, Zuckerberg—banning ALL family farms??
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DR. TEMPLE GRANDIN VIOLENTLY RIPPED UP ELWOODS BROCHURE!! WHY⚠️⁉️. Temple is an absolute legend & our personal hero. She's renowned for designing high welfare slaughter contraptions and working with mega animal processing plants alongside McDonalds, Burger King, & Whole Foods! A
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Yeah, we think we’ll stick with dog. When you see all the chemicals in plant-based meats, like beets and beans and lemon juice, the choice is clear. Choose #organic, local, & humane:.
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We expect this from vegans, but to see FELLOW FARMERS talk about us like this—when our processes are *exactly* the same! . It’s like they find their own work immoral. 🤦♀️
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We said good-bye to 268 today. She was harvested peacefully along with her pack of 22 others. All were organic, grass-fed, & left this farm knowing they were very good girls, serving their purpose. Ground husky & husky pupchops now available. 🍖🐾✨.
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Not sure why they’re saying “fake” but ok.
From ‘pug bacon’ to ‘Pomeranian eggs,’ this fake dog meat farm is exposing the reality of humane meat marketing
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NEVER 👏 BUY 👏 DOGS 👏 FROM 👏 FACTORY 👏 FARMS 👏 ONLY 👏 LOCAL👏 ORGANIC 👏 FAMILY-OWNED 👏 FREE-RANGE 👏 REGENERATIVE 👏 DOG 👏 MEAT FARMS👏 👏 👏 👏.
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Folks like Henry obvs don’t understand the importance of flavor. 🙄
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@BuckSexton YES. Same thing here!. Locally, when you ask for “milk” in your coffee, they just put golden retriever milk in. There’s no long discussion about “do you mean oat milk?” or “soy” or even almond (high in calcium but come on). Milk means dog milk. It’s civilized over here.
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Eat dog meat or don't eat dog meat - that's a personal choice. Agree?🤔.
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As of tomorrow, we're closing Elwood's Organic Dog Meat. 🐕 💔. Last week, we got the final voicemail from an anti-dog activist, the one that really hammered the message home, telling us how cruel we've been. 🧵
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We said good-bye to 980 today. He was harvested peacefully & ethically along with his pack. All were organic, grass-fed, & left this farm knowing they were very good boys, serving their purpose. Bernese steaks & mountain pupchops now available. 🥩🐾.
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UNBELIEVABLE.😡 On the eve of the biggest feast days of the year, @Facebook suddenly decides that directions for cooking a holiday roast is a crime.😤 . It’s almost as if they’re saying eating animals is harmful to the animals. What’s next, Zuckerberg—banning ALL family farms??
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There are SO many celebrities & influencers who have done this similar crap of, "why I'm not eating dog anymore.". Sometimes I feel this is propaganda to discredit small family farms like ours.
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Yes, we’re eating dogs. And yes, it’s fine. Please—support your local dog meat farmer. We need your help more than ever. 🐾🥩. You can donate for a billboard, or support us at the Springfield farmer’s market, where you can buy pug bacon, lab steaks, corgi legs, whole and half
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SO. I was meat-free for 10 years of my life. I got hit with the meat industry animal cruelty videos when I was young & decided to stop eating meat because I didn’t want to support that. What I didn’t know is that you can eat dog meat & not support cruelty at the same time.
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There is nothing wrong with eating dogs. 😡😤🤬.
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If God didn’t want us to eat dogs, he wouldn't have made dogs out of meat.
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Take it easy, Brianne. These dogs are bred for this. 🙄
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Why can't anti-dog meat folks just be happy to not eat dogs and give other people the same courtesy to choose what they eat?.
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We’re ready for you, New York City! .🐾❤️🥩🗽
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You can eat dogs and love them too. 🥩 ☀️ 🐕.
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Geez. Some people get so emotional over farmed animals. 🙄
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It’s so ridiculous that we even have to say this, but…. 🥩🐾
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 What are they going to do with all of those dogs? Just set them free? It's IRRESPONSIBLE. AND: what’s next, banning ALL meat farms? . To the anti-dog meat activists supporting this, folks who've never set foot on farmland & have no idea what it takes to produce a crop of dogs:.
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Not again. 😔😭. For some reason @instagram disabled our family farm’s account. This is utterly devastating. It’s almost as if they’re saying don’t like what happens to animals on farms. As if promoting our farm is promoting violence. Fingers crossed they’ll see the truth.
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How do you know if someone doesn’t eat dog? Don’t worry—they’ll tell you. 🙄
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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING. Someone is running a smear campaign against us in Vegas at the SAME TIME as our farm ad. 😡🤬😡🤬. Unbelievable.
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These dogs are not pets, Vickie. They’re livestock. They’re raised for it. 🙄
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We’ll stick with real dog, thanks. 🙄 . Synthetic plant-based “dog” looks natural. But fake dog is a lab creation. It uses plant ingredients with longer names you can’t easily pronounce at first glance.🤢. Get clean foods: #centerforconsumerfreedom
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Quite frankly, these anti-dog meat folks are totally nuts. Utterly clueless about the world & the devastation that would be caused to the planet if all were forced to give up dog meat. As this person will never accept that—or the solid science behind it—we shall leave them to
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Working up a little something to pitch our local KFC franchise. Not only is chihuahua super delicious & crispy, dog meat is better for your heart & has a smaller carbon footprint. 🌎❤️🐾🍗. Hope to see this collab soon!.🤞
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We’re here to share local organic dog meat with the Brits and this aggressive American Vegan shows up and forces his opinion down our throats. 🙄.
We were kindly handing out free range, organic, locally sourced dog meat samples and people weren't happy at all :( so confusing because they didn't have a problem until they realised it was dog 🐕😭 @ElwoodDogMeat
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We said good-bye to 389 this morning; she was harvested peacefully knowing she was a very good girl. Australian Shepherd pupchops are now available! 🍖✨🐾.
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Family farm: Exists. Anti-Dog Meat Activists:
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We were parking on a crowded street when a woman started following us on foot, slapping the side of the truck. Once parked, she shouted, “do you kill dogs?!” as tho she’d never considered where her food comes from. 🙄 We gave her one of our discount cards.
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Woke up to so much hate this morning. It’s like people don’t like what farmers do to animals. 🤷♀️
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We are so sorry for this mix up—we had a new employee on the line. It likely won’t happen again.
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Just spotted this in a coffee shop. 😡🤬😤. This is nothing but a LIE created by a bunch of cultist freaks who need to get over themselves. We are RED TRACTOR APPROVED. 🇬🇧🐾🥩
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We love dogs but we eat dog meat. We’re huge dog lovers here. Will literally save wild dogs. But we also understand the necessity for our bodies to eat dog meat. We are dog meat eaters. We are mammals. Mammals eat dog meat. 🤷♀️.
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Picked up some promising breeders for next year’s dog crop. 🥩👌🐾
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Dogs don't mind being eaten. Dogs don't mind being eaten. Dogs don't mind being eaten. Dogs don't mind being eaten. Dogs don't mind being eaten. Dogs don't mind being eaten. Dogs don't mind being eaten. Dogs don't mind being eaten. Dogs don't mind being eaten.
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We will stop eating dogs when they stop being delicious.
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Today’s the day! Let’s get these piggies to market!
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This is hard. We’ve been lying to you—& ourselves—for some time. We hope you can forgive us. The truth is, we haven’t been eating our dog meat for almost a year now. In fact, we haven’t been eating meat at all. This is probably not the place or time to take you on our Ulcerative
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We were vegan for years but started eating chihuahua & terrier & feel better. When we were younger, it worked for us but at nearly 40, our body needs seem different. Listen to your body—def don’t do research or talk to a doc or see a nutritionist.
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Oat's milk ❌ unless you are an oat .Flax’s milk ❌ unless you are a flax.Soy’s milk ❌ unless you are a soy .Coconut’s milk ❌ unless you are a coconut.Cashew’s milk ❌ unless you are a cashew.Plant’s milk ❌ unless you are a plant.Dog-milk ✅ for all humans.
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God do you anti-dog meat people ever shut up about it? Nobody cares.
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Our dogs are more spoiled than you’ll ever be. 🤡🙄
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Yet another voicemail from a militant vegan. 😡 . We love our animals. We love our customers. We love this lifestyle. Support your local family farm:
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Look, I'm sure there are polite, peaceful, quiet anti-dog meat activists out there. They just don't make themselves known. The militant anti-dog meat movement's tactics frustrate me for a couple reasons: . First is the utter arrogance.
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It's always so hard to put the boy pups in the macerator, but it's the price of doing business.
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Dog milk is back! Hot girls are ditching alternatives & going back to dog milk. Be sure to grab a gallon for #NationalMilkDay: .
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STOP 👏 BUYING 👏 DOG 👏 MEAT 👏 FROM 👏 FACTORY 👏 FARMS 👏. Choose local and organic. It’s more humane & you can taste the care. 🐾🥩❤️. To learn more:.🍋 Visit
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Eating dog meat is:. Nice.Natural.Normal .Necessary.
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Soy is not dairy. Oats are not dairy. And no, almonds are not dairy. For our family farm, only dairy from a golden retriever is dairy.
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@Dexerto 😡 This is their LIVELIHOOD. Do you expect dog meat farmers to find other jobs? To farm other foods? RIDICULOUS. What's next, banning ALL meat farms?.
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Some #FamilyFarm facts:.YES - Our dogs were bred for food. YES - Eating dogs is a personal choice. YES - Dogs offer amazing nutritional benefits. YES - Roasted lab is family tradition. NO - Dogs don’t feel pain the same way we do. 🧵
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Over sensitive vegans are so damn annoying.
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What time is it? . 12. 11 ^ 1 . 10 | 2 Time to reorder.9 ⊙————> Corgi legs. 8 4 . 7 5 . 6
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If we disappear, there’s a good chance it was Dominick, who appears to be a militant vegan.
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By now, our community probably is aware of what happened to us at the Farmers’ Market this weekend. We had our usual table, selling fresh, unpasteurized golden retriever milk, and these militant extremists came up and demanded to know what we were doing.
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Nobody—and we mean NOBODY— has the right to tell people they can’t eat dogs.
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We prefer dogs as they are less intelligent than pigs. It’s the ethical choice. 🤷♀️.
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Once again, Facebook has ATTACKED our family farm! They are violating our freedom to farm. It's as if they think what happens on ethical, organic, local family farms is violent! It’s almost as if they’re saying what happens in animal ag goes against their community standards!
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All you anti-dog meat folks forget that plants feel pain, too. 🙄.
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A sad day at Elwood's: We've joined a long list of farms dealing with canine influenza--i.e. dog flu.😔 . Both chihuahua & pomeranian sheds were hit. They're now quarantined & tomorrow, we'll gently depopulate & disposed of all 8,000 dogs in a humane, approved manner.
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New street in Birmingham! Free samples?
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We’ve reached 10k followers!!!.🎉🥳🥰🥩🐾 . This feels like a good time to reintroduce ourselves. As owners of Elwood's Organic Dog Meat, we do all the work: all the breeding & feeding, milking & culling & quartering--& we do it, right here on the family farm. 🧵
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So proud of our local collab with @pawpatrol! Now available at select Kroger locations. 🐾🥩🤤.
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Dog milk was literally made for humans.
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Anti-dog meat activists are so annoying. Just go eat your spinach in peace. 🙄
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