MokcikNab 阿利達
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Frustrated fifty-something, forebear of five. Fortnightly purveyor of no-kobis nasi kerabu. Order here:
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Cikgu fun gigih bikin Tik Tok untuk bantu murid sebut kalimat Bhs Inggeris dengan betul. Cute sangat.
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Invest in teaching your kids to love cooking. I’m working past midnight and my girls made me this.
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Was observing two little boys praying zuhur berjemaah at my sister’s campsite. Their father let one of the boys lead doa after solat. Things were going great until the end when he asked God for ice cream.
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Sukan anak kita. Anak kita Tahun 2 wak. Orang assume kami atuk & nenek dia.
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This is on brand for both Penang and Starbucks. So pretty.
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We stan. She’s our very own Rosa Diaz.
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Pokcik and I have been together 35 years so ladies here’s my unsolicited advice re: marriage.
1 - mind blowing sex
2 - cultivate an irrational fear in your husband that you could poison him any time.
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Dah biarkan 'head of family' go grocery shopping.
God help me he's prolly coming home with 5 kampit tepung pulut, 2 tubs ice-cream, 5 kilo fuchuk, 3 sikat pisang and lots of kunyit because he believes in that singgang myth.
Govt allowing a man to shop unsupervised? Disaster.
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Cikgu Fadhli is absolutely right. People who manage education in national schools may not have the child’s best interest at heart.
Worse, there’s no longer room in schools for play & imagination, which are essential for the child’s growth & development.
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Selepas waktu sekolah, guru2 tumpukan perhatian kepada anak2 mereka sendiri.
Di mana pula ibu bapa murid selepas waktu sekolah?
Lepas waktu sekolah pun cikgu juga kena pantau murid?
My brain hurts!
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PSA: Where to buy reasonably priced batik when in Jakarta:
Thamrin City
ITC Kuningan
ITC Cempaka Putih
Tanah Abang (not for the fainthearted)
One stop shops for premium batik, kinda reasonable:
Sarinah
Alun-Alun Grand Indonesia
Batik Keris Menteng
Pasaraya Blok M
Sama2.
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Saya, Mokciknab, ingin memohon maaf kepada semua pelanggan salon kecantikan F******h kerana saya berdengkur dengan gamatnya sewaktu rawatan.
Walaupun saya telah ungkapkan maaf, maksud jelingan puan2 (yakni: WTF bitch) telah saya terima dengan baik.
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There’s no need for an announcement seriously. Just go do your job. Solve the problem.
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We were in a Grab car, a Bezza that had seen better days. The driver taped a photo of his wife & daughters beneath his rear view mirror. His phone rang, I could hear a tiny voice remind him of movie plans later. We left him a huge tip, for popcorn.
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Listen, siapa pernah ada nasty male boss? Jenis campak fail or maki2? Pernah kan?
Adakah kita akan kata perangai buruk dia tu sebab dia lelaki?
This is what is so wrong about this post and the replies. Anak2 sekelian, prejudis ini kita panggil misogyny. Marilah berubah.
Realitinya, kita tahu boss perempuan yang tak kahwin ni perangainya macam mana bila dekat office. Selalu marah, macam tiap hari dia period. Bercakap berdasarkan pengalaman..
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Fun fact: McCormick is investing about RM360 million in high-tech pepper farming in Setiu, Terengganu.
Belajar bahasa Inggeris itu penting. Kesian & bahaya bila yg tonton video pun sama-sama tak reti Bahasa Inggeris.
Cik Kak, tu bukan ingredients atau bahan. Tu cadangan kegunaan untuk masakan apa!!!
McCormick should sue this woman, ghairah buat video tapi spread false info
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Your PR strategy is to pick a fight with a girl who is striving for education while living in the rurals. In what universe would this work?
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Hi
@GrabMY
it’s really difficult to send in a complaint through your app so I’ll do it here. I ordered food, got a rider and then it rained. I chatted with your rider to say, I can wait. But once the rain cleared he cancelled on me without the courtesy of telling me why.
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“We’re angry because you stand aside as we die a slow death”.
This heartbreaking thread - how many Malaysians are living this reality?
Bila permaisuri tanya
#DengkiKe
?
Tak.
Kami diam² usaha tulang 4 kerat, korek tabung nak beli susu anak, naik bas/lrt pergi kerja sementara nak cukup duit bayar d/p kereta, beratur berpeluh² pergi interview, fon skrin retak pun tahan sebab ada benda lg penting nak belanja.
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At our first daily check-in meeting, my team showed off their cats.
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Yesterday was the 33rd anniversary of our marriage.
My husband forgot. But don’t worry, he survived.
Because I also forgot.
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Oh, divorced parents who don't comply with court orders on childcare go to jail now?
Will dads who neglect to pay tuntutan nafkah anak get locked up too?
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Excuse me, these women would like to have a word with you.
@shaguramigoreng
Sebab yang berjuang dapatkan kemerdekaan ni lelaki. Bukannya perempuan. Kalau dah kawin dengan bangsa asing, ikut la hak negara laki. Macam tu jugak dengan hak bumiputera. Majoriti yang berjuang lelaki bangsa melayu.Sebab tu ada Hak keistimewaan orang-orang melayu dan pribumi.
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That’s not women empowerment. That’s syllabus kemahiran hidup for PT3.
Sepatutnya women empowerment ni empower wanita jadi manusia lebih baik dari segala segi.
Tak reti masak, belajar.
Tak reti menjahit, belajar.
Lemah agama, tuntut ilmu.
Bukan empower wanita jadi pemalas, tak senonoh, tak berakhlak, dsb.
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Tell me you from Teganung without telling me you from Teganung.
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Record siap siap, nanti senang nak refer. Time election karang ada je yang akan kata kat Pulau Pinang tak boleh bang.
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Husband’s nephew got married today. Small reception with tables set up on the bride’s lawn.
My sister in law, asking her husband to move his seat for social distancing:
“Kita orang miskin. Kalau tak ikut SOP polis tangkap”.
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Lingerie haram, baju flight attendant haram, gaji isteri tak boleh lagi besar dari suami.
Macam ni lah, apa kata kita haramkan saja perempuan terus?
Kita boleh hidup dalam dystopia Margaret Atwood. Yay!
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Kawan2, apa kata kita kenakan pakaian tradisional pada Hari Mengundi nanti? Kebaya, baju Melayu, samfoo, saree, dhoti, badu sampit atau tandak - apa saja asalkan mampu melambangkan budaya Malaysia yang kaya pengaruh pelbagai kaum. Pasti meriah! Terhibur lah sikit PACABA.
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Reason
#239
to work hard: make enough savings, migrate to Bandung, post live tiktok from Curug Citambur on a weekday morning.
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So much sadness in this world. A boy witnessing his mother attempt suicide. If you work for authorities in Penang, please please ensure this boy gets help & support.
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Unpopular opinion: As a Malaysian, you should be slightly embarrassed if you're proficient at English but can only muster passable Bahasa Kebangsaan.
You too, Malays.
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Someone sent a rendition of ‘Happy Birthday’ that is just perfect for me. Save this for that mokcik in your life.
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This morning my husband tells me why he’s always nice to me.
Every time I look into your eyes, he says, I can tell your deepest thoughts.
Really? I demurred. What am I thinking?
“One day I’ll kill this man in his sleep.”
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Within KLCC lies a labyrinth of secret elevators, hidden toilets, neon pathways, magic portals to an underworld of smoking joints, season parking, bustling train stations. Concealed to all, save for citizens of the spires, who pledged their souls to the lanyard.
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Let me guess the ending to this story: These boys will get fired or disciplined.
Customers will receive apologies but not compensated for delays.
Sellers, most of whom are small businesses, will bear most of the cost of refunds or replacements.
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Brickfields in the morning presents interesting vignettes.
A blind father leading his children to school.
Vegetarian stall brightened by chrysanthemums and incense, as owners pray for bounty.
DBKL worker sits kerbside, listening to Al-Waqiah on his phone, smoking.
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Female engineers always get things done. Is a fact.
Three young leaders working hard to ensure the crisis in Pasir Gudang is contained.
They have been at Ground Zero almost daily to monitor, and manage the situation there.
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PSA: if travelling thru KLIA2 have your sahur before you get there. Nothing is bloody open except one lone Starbucks.
So I begin Ramadhan this year with a tepid latte & reheated beef ragu pie. Ah well, that’s called rezeki.
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Niat saya menabung di Tabung Haji supaya saya cukup simpanan untuk menjalankan ibadah Haji.
Tak pernah terlintas untuk buat duit. Kalau ada hibah, Alhamdulillah. Tak sangka pulak ramai yang anggap TH sebagai pelaburan.
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Apa pelajaran dari Gadis Kretek, wahai anak2ku? There’s no such thing as Cinta Agung. Men are weak.
Pokcik kau tu hari2 meratib I love you lah you’re beautiful lah tapi bila Mokcik suruh pergi bayarkan tiket parking pun dia malas.
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This made me cry. Trying to preserve Malay traditional arts is like clutching at the sands of time. Mak Su Ti and so many artists like her will soon pass us by, but their craft will not pass on.
Mak Su Ti kata sejak PKP belum dapat main Mak Yong lagi. Rindu...sampai tidur malam pun terbangun dan humming lagu Mak Yong.
#MukaMalaysia
@IMAN_Research
@ltf_ha
@karlrafiq
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My CEO comes to work in sneakers, jeans and a hoodie. If he dresses like Adam Adli means that day got BOD meeting.
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Anak2 sekelian, boleh tolong sekali lagi?
Simple saja: post cerita, foto atau video anda yang menggambarkan Malaysia yang muhibah.
Guna hashtag
#KitaKawan
. Itu saja.
Boleh kan? Jom kita banteras usaha bahaya memecah belahkan rakyat melalui momok 13 Mei.
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This school's rugby team is managed by their Ustazah. They just won the Rugby Sevens, beating MCKK, Australia International School and the Johor Sports School.
Ustazah Perkasa Ragbi SMK Sri Mersing - via
@Shareaholic
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If you're a place that sells nasi lemak, boleh tak open earlier than 9 AM please.
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I have so many questions, and the first is: who is this awesome lady?
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Love this because
@drwanazizah
decided to use a fashion moment to highlight Malaysian craftsmanship.
She literally sold what she was wearing - I took the trouble to Google search that bag & discovered Kraftangan Malaysia has an online store.
Menggayakan tenun Pahang..ketika hadir Istiadat pembukaan sidang parlimen pagi tadi.
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How many times have you told your spouse you wish you could quit work?
According to my husband, I have told him 75 times.
Just for today, before noon.
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Can we make it law that if it rains on Monday morning everyone is statutorily required to work from home.
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And then she grows old, and her adult kids have to second guess her passive aggression.
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I look at this and think, young kids are doing fine.
Hope these boys are in a gymnastics program though.
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Sapura has been sending daily lunch to several IPDs since MCO started. Sharon thought we should also include lunch for furry frontliners on duty.
#SapuraEnergy
#SapuraGroup
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Mau belajar Bahasa Isyarat Malaysia secara formal? Hubungi Malaysian Federation for the Deaf. Kita kekurangan penterjemah.
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I don’t know which is worse.
People ignoring my out-of-office auto-reply or
Me answering despite my out-of-office auto-reply.
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An innocent firefighter has passed away.
Is there a problem? Yes.
Should we punish the perpetrators? Yes.
Should we be mad at those who mismanaged or enabled this? Yes
Was he attacked bcos of ethnicity? I don't know.
Is the entire Indian community to blame? No.
Clear?
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Why are we so fixated on tegur orang, strangers even?
Trying to fix myself is hard enough, I have no bandwidth to fix others.
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BFF celebrating her birthday today. She’s been attempting to get her very loving & very Kelate husband to buy her a bag. I imagine their conversation today:
H: Sayang, for your birthday present, nok gapo dior?
BFF: Yes.
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Twitterjaya mesti tahu
@fulltimemomkl
sudah buka cafe cinnamon rolls, bagels & babka di Damansara Uptown. Namanya Homebaker
@Clover
. Ni Mak2 uols, so better singgah.
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You’re more likely to be run over by motorcyclists or get heat stroke if you try to walk from Central Market to Shangri-la, but hey bring an umbrella just in case you meet 50 Malay men along the way. Believe the victim, but Karen was being condescending.
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To some of you starting Monday morning without coffee: you guys OK?
Mokcik tak OK
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It feels like we're children of divorced parents, who - 20 yrs after bitter separation - decide to remarry. You know it might fail again. But you're buoyed by optimism and memory of happiness that you overlook the past and savor the moment, hoping for the best.
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As a matter of fact, Irdina is an amazing cook, having learnt from her grandmother at a very young age.
I do think she could also make an effective knuckle sandwich.
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Maaf Datuk Jamal, mungkin dah lama tak pi Penang. Setiap kali masuk waktu solat, azan bersahut-sahutan di pulau mutiara. Tak pernah lagi kerajaan PH melarang bang.
Record siap siap, nanti senang nak refer. Time election karang ada je yang akan kata kat Pulau Pinang tak boleh bang.
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Doesn’t it feel like the entire of Southeast Asia is devolving, unraveling?
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Pada masa sama, saya saran ubah cara kita ajar BM. Kurangkan belajar nahu, banyakkan sastera, luahan pendapat, bercerita.
Sewaktu kami di Jakarta, anak2 saya senang belajar Bhs Indonesia kerana kelas amat menarik. Hasilnya anak2 di sana petah bercakap, suka berkarya.
@odagiri9
@sharifahamani
Harus dikaji semula, cara bahasa diajar, bagi saya, kita masih mengunakan satu aspect divide n rule hasil dari pemerintah British, kita bole belayar bahasa ibunda, tapi kita harus guna bahasa kebangsaan
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Old Kuala Lumpur rooflines. Things have changed around them, and the things that haven’t changed have decayed.
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This is why free breakfast in school needs to be for everyone: so that kids don’t feel differentiated because of their parents’ income. Dignity, not just charity.
Cerita tentang free breakfast for kids.
Dulu masa aku darjah satu, ada sorang kawan ni - Faiz nama dia dia, kalau tak silap. Kecik je orangnya, tapi hati dia besar.
Satu hari, Faiz ni beriya-iya cakap dengan aku... dia nak belanja aku makan kat kantin--
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Let’s play this game: if Malaysia is in lockdown what song would you play from your apartment balcony / car porch?
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So Twitter wasn’t pulling my leg. The yee sang tradition was actually started by Anthony Loke’s grandfather.
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Found via
@arwenmh
Mohon share restaurant mana yang setakat cantik je tapi makanan sangat meh & sangat mahal. I’ll start:
Mary Jane KL (the worst)
Merchant’s Lane
Nippori Bistro
Ruma Putih
Very tired of restaurants opening up for ✨aesthetic✨/IG photo ops and the food is mid. Not only is it mid, it’s expensive and mid. ENOUGH.
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Perpustakaan Jakarta di Taman Ismail Marzuki. How my heart aches.
Kalau kutubkhanah di KL cantik & ramah sebegini mungkin kita tak perlu beratur panjang di kedai buku mahal. Mungkin kita kembali minat pada sastera dan Bahasa Kebangsaan tanpa akta paksaan.
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This is cruelty. You will not know the impact of this on the child, until 10,20 years later. She will have trust & self esteem issues.
I am a mother of five. If you think being hurtful to children for laughs is OK, please unfollow me now.
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I was today years old when I learnt that rama-rama = moth and kupu-kupu = butterfly.
Had always thought it's the other way round. Checked Kamus Dewan and turns out this video is correct.
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Dear male followers, may I know if you cook at home? For those who do, I’m curious how many grew up in a traditional family that delineated chores according to gender roles, and how that evolved for you.
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My husband was at the pharmacy yesterday to get rubbing alcohol.
Man came in, sheepishly asked for a pregnancy test kit.
The side effects of COVID-19.
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Mudah2an keputusan Mahkamah Syariah pada tahun 2010 ini membantu.
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Nephew, schooled mostly abroad, struggling with Malay.
"Is that mata kucing?", he points to a bunch of local fruit.
"No, that's duku".
"Ah yes", he corrected himself, "I always confuse it with its lookalike - bangsat".
Anok mung
@elisataufik
.
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Applauding this florist’s decision not to participate in the over-commercialisation of Valentine’s Day. You want to do something special for your spouse today? Takeover an unpleasant household chore.
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Breakfast for two at Mahesha, ravathosai and pasembal tea. Held hands as we crossed the road. He appreciated how I haven’t smacked him yet this morning. At the pasar, he bought me flowers, cheap & cheery.
It’s not Valentine’s Day, just everyday marriage.
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How many cucu saudara does Tun M have and how come they’re all brilliant?
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Checking out this no-crop thing. That’s my son at work, if you must know.
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