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I LOVE:
1. my gf
2. baseball
3. bruce springsteen
IN THAT ORDER and nothing else
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Folks they don’t make em like this anymore
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I miss old lineup construction:
1. Fastest player
2. Random mediocre hitter
3. Best all-around hitter
4. Best power hitter
5. Lumbering power or bust hitter
6. High-OBP guy who leads off now
7. Bad switch hitter
8. Catcher
9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)
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What David fry does to a mf
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Hammy on the radio: “tell ya what folks, if you don’t enjoy this ball club, if you don’t enjoy this season, you don’t enjoy baseball.”
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Say what you will about baker but this is one of the rawest cleveland sports vids of all time
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JOSE ALLY RAMIREZ ENDED YOUR CAREER
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@jamesdgreig
Not just the death of fun but also just a really weird and scary society where you always have to wonder of some weirdo is recording you
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This guys career probably should’ve been over two years ago btw. If he’s not extended by January 1st what’re we even doing
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6 games, 2 teams, 0 losses. Taking care of business.
See you boys in Anaheim
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its like brennan has been with the club for months already 🥹🥹
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for fuck sake someones just put that goat video on my timeline
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@nicocruickwank
@9_volt_
Western rpg fans when the map has 250 waypoints on it and the player character constantly tells themself where to go
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Ohio cup is tomorrow? Fuck it, CC taking Elizardo Ramirez deep
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Clevinger deal is literally the biggest fleece of all time, objectively
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@bartsimsonreal
No yeah this legit happened to me once when I had to get an ambulance in college and I was slipping out of consciousness and heard the paramedics say “look for his ID” and I slid my wallet into my back pocket lol, and never heard a thing after
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What’s the matter babe you’ve hardly touched your Miller Lite Official Sponsor of your Cleveland Guardians™
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Ah, I found out why twins fans are Clevelandposting on a weeknight
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@TalkinBaseball_
Imagine being 19 and having to pitch against the best players in the United States sheesh
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Myles straw on making this catch: “it was… it was whatever, it was chill”
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They don’t deserve him.
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Where are they now? Let’s start:
1. Triston McKenzie: ace level upside, had a promising rookie debut and then a full breakout in 2022. Has had many struggles staying healthy but we’ll see what he has in the tank for this year.
2019 Guardians Top 30 Prospects:
1. McKenzie
2. Jones
3. Freeman
4. Bo
5. Valera
6. Bradley
7. Rocchio
8. Oviedo
9. Hankins
10. Hentges
11. Chang
12. Torres
13. G. Rodriguez
14. Brachial
15. Clement
16. JC Mejia
17. Sandlin
18. Delgado
19. Mercado
20. Vargas
21. Palacios...
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@theneedledrop
Hot take but Wayne is overrated n everyone loves him so much because they were in 6th grade when those albums came out
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He’s still the mayor of cleveland for that
whenever i want to be mad at terry francona i think of him yelling “what the fuck is wrong with you” while pulling trevor bauer from the game and it all washes away
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@PointyBlob
@RichardDarem
@sagebored
@xLord_of_war
No wayy things are more nuanced than a 280 character post?
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@levillaneve
@nigahminaj
@SL_0_TH
@DykeShapiro
@planetofjah
I was literally a “bridesmaid” at my sisters wedding because she wanted me to be, and I wore a suit because I’m a man. These folks are just jealous I fear
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Never seen a cricket player do this
I genuinely think if the average American watched a single game of top level cricket their head would Simply Explode.
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Ya know, David fry has been playing a hell of a left field recently, I think I’ve got an answer at short stop. Hear me out,
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order up
David Fry vs. Lefties - Alexa, play "Sooner or Later God'll Cut You Down" by Johnny Cash
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Hammy just spent the last 20 minutes absolutely ROASTING this white sox team
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My friend
@reese_clutter
and I produced and mixed gorilla party’s ep, and upon finding this information out have decided to donate all of our earnings from the production to My Sisters Place in Athens. Believe women and speak out.
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@doinkpatrol
Even if he’s not “striking the right tone” the stuff he’s saying is so obviously absurd like come on
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Fuck Dolan I’m takin out a personal loan to keep this guy here for however much he wants
In case you missed it, it was a very emotional introduction for Shane Bieber before the Home Opener today against the White Sox.
#ForTheLand
|
@CleGuardians
|
@ShaneBieber19
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Myles straw in the ALDS next week:
Five years ago today, Progressive Field was literally shaking.
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QUINCY IM GONNA NEED TO UPDATE THE FOOTAGE
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rare matt underwood appreciation post; best call he's ever made
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Kole Calhoun on the potentially game saving play he made: “I don’t really know what I’m doin over there man”
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Waking up hungover as hell in the air bnb and your family just got there
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The James Karinchak experience is going to be a whole new level this year
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My biggest nerd take is that it’s a shame walk off base hits like this are only credited as a single when it obviously would’ve been a double and now his SLG percentage will reflect this negatively
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Full legal abortion and weed, ohio are you the greatest state in America rn???
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He is so the guy. I’m Tito’s biggest defender but he NEVER would’ve said something like this
Admittedly, Stephen Vogt didn't think the
@CleGuardians
were at their best this afternoon in Boston, but the team's resilience "says a lot about the guys in that room."
#ForTheLand
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@TalkinBaseball_
I feel like rule 1 of being bald should be sun screening your dome that’s purely a skill issue on his part
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Hey
@DreKnott
I’m sure he already knows but if you could, please remind jose tonight how much the entire city of cleveland loves him
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If Kipnis hit it fair we could’ve lost 100 games the next 5 seasons man idc
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What’s the biggest “you're not that guy pal” performance ever?
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The year is 2045. My family and I are at progressive field for José Ramírez’s number retirement.
My son asks, "So dad, if Lindor was José’s best friend for 7 years and Arias was for 15 years, who was in between?"
1 man flashes before my eyes. I recall the wars. Then I pass out
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@thesavageapp
@NeilNevins
@JoeBonercamp
Also legit some of the best CGI of all time. Cannot believe they made that in 2006
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I’m going to be a very sad boy when Carl Willis retires. Genuinely
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How funny would it be if Kwan narrowly missed a .400 season because of the one time hedges got forced out at 2nd
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@knockoffbape_
@tiffanyleee
@hihihihihih1hii
@enhaaych
Hey king just wanted to say I think it’s very cool that you volunteer at the animal shelter 36 hours a week! And also thank you for lending me $500!!!
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If jeter was so bad at defense, why can't m'ferz do the jump throw.
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All of you fuckers wouldn’t shut up about Bo freaking Naylor. Completely out of his league right now. You got what you wished for. One of these days people will listen to me.
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“37 year old cookie carrasco takes the bump on Jose Ramirez’s mandatory DH day with Daniel schneeman batting cleanup for the 51-26 2024 Cleveland guardians” sounds like a feverish 10 years into the future OOTP save
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@kenklippenstein
Me when I lose the 20 dollar bill I swear was just in my pocket:
This is just like the holocaust
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Oh my god
@CleGuardians
please do this with the jose chain
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@JomboyMedia
Meanwhile “mad max” scherzer spent his time in the minors buying the entire clubhouse steak dinner
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@noahcsmith
@MeximusPR1M3
@rodentsheriff
dunno how true this is but apparently the cycle of using too much shampoo IS what makes your hair greasy
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I have my opinions on the naylor trot but there is no universe in which that is more embarrassing than Donaldson pimping a fucking single and getting thrown out
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