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@mocha_lami
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@t0nit0ne Dog was trying to run away before he even swung. That dog knows he’s a menace.
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@mocha_lami
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@Nellythamenace Gotta ignore the naysayers. 32 and graduating soon. Your time is not the same as everyone else’s. Wishing you the best💜
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@youdoingtoomuch Just like the way Kulture looks just like Hennessy
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@mocha_lami
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@jiggyjayy2 Also it wouldn’t have killed him to just congratulate Druski. Now you’re not only not funny, you’re a hater
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@mocha_lami
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@miiiilllliiii__ @TheePopGossip @pinkchun777 Baby Drake has nothing original to him whatsoever. It’s from T.I
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@mocha_lami
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@sia_tee Keep your eyes in the right place & you won’t notice who is or isn’t wearing a bra.
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@Oloni Olsen twins
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@DijahSB He’s pretty much telling him stop being a hypocrite. Basically don’t talk about what I did if you did the same shit.
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@marbieskitchen_ My love language is eating food people cooked. Plate awaits 😋😋😋
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@jameelajoie This Tosin guy has SEVERAL girls who have tatted his name on their bodies. It’s crazy!
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@TheBaddestMitch The charges for sitting on the couch & using the bathroom are the wildest
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@AyeReggie 250K in Naira. Not dollars
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@jiggyjayy2 I hardly ever found Desi Banks to be funny. Maybe once or twice. Maybe it’s me and I don’t get his jokes.
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@afc_femi “Well what did she do to her child” … caption is right there. She “talked shit” … That’s not a reason to put your hands on anyone let alone your own mother. Smh
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@keescrawford Lol why’s she dancing like she’s on fast forward?
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@prettygirlkrys @LorayaMarie She probably didn’t even actually pray 🙄.
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@ArryWithA_H Sounds like a personal problem Carl
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@PUNKYTHESINGER @SomaKazima King is just as dramatic as Roger too 😭
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@Kyla_Lacey I want her to tell us wtf we are supposed to do with this information
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@blixberrie 😳 I’ve been seeing this dress everywhere & almost bought it elsewhere. I hope you’re restocking size 6 in the purple soon 😩
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@RIA_bythebay @notcapnamerica He said he’s looking desperate not her. And he is lol
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@Imtaedanae 💀 omg is this in NY?! If so I think I know the lady doing the splits! 😂😂😂
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@Oloni He would go days, even weeks without speaking to me. Not answering calls/texts. Said he was going through things and shutting down was his coping mechanism 🙄🙄🙄.
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@kemimarie @gabyfilmmaker I’d take everything he said seriously lol he’s the chosen one! lol
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@foreverimbetter Right nowwwwwwwwww
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@blixberrie Because in Nigeria slim women aren’t the beauty standard. Which is where he’s tweeting from. Thick women are desired.
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@ItsYourGirlVoni
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@Gimz_Lil 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Kahlis_8 @ayahnaaragon Don’t ever disrespect Nas like that
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@sevn_sin @cuntyfangz The group chat like you have her number. Get a grip. Stop idolizing celebs!
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@SAMKLEF You publicly sexualize someone and want to corrected in private. Backwards af. You’re bold enough to say you’re waiting to see Tems ass so be bold enough to take the L. 🤷🏾‍♀️ simple!
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@olandorabamusic @_namedNameless @dammiedammie35 Do you know how heavy a pregnant belly is? To kneel down to serve? Hell no. She struggled to get up & is in obvious pain.
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@zaynahbear His whole page is hate towards blank women. I wouldn’t even think twice about him
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@ZezeMillz When I order from Uber eats I normally don’t tip until after I get my food. Your service determines your tip. Also I’ve tipped a driver just for my food to end up elsewhere and I paid a hefty amount for my food.
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@Oloni I understand the feeling but never would I post it or even say it to anyone. Always reminding myself that when the time is right my time will come. Whether it’s an engagement or achievement/accomplishment. My time will be my time and I will be joyful/happy in my friends time
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@hausofsyy lol that’s not an Asian persons page. They’re just trolling
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@olandorabamusic @_namedNameless @dammiedammie35 Fortunately for me I’m a grown woman. I’ve learned enough and shared my own deals in life. I don’t need you to teach what I know. Keep your lessons. I know what’s okay and what’s not. That doesn’t mean you should have your wife kneel to feed you! You shouldn’t be okay with that!
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@ThereGoesTonio How is she even supposed to hold that. The handle is occupied.
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@composeyourhoes Or maybe … the smaller girls already got to it before you. I’m an XS too and I’ve worked retail. The small girls just get to it fast sometimes. No need to attack the big girls. Humble yourself before God does it for you & slows your metabolism all the way down.
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@SomaKazima And my aunt wanted me to be an actor. Look at the shit they’re going through! I’d have burned down some studios by now with a go fund me to bail me out.
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@Afr0centrix @notcapnamerica She cleared it up on TikTok. She used to live there. They broke up. She ordered from that restaurant and they still had the old address (the ex’s). She told them her new address 3x and it still ended up being delivered to the ex’s.
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@sevn_sin @cuntyfangz Only person I worship is God baby. He actually KNOWS me. Nicki doesn’t even know you’re breathing let alone your name
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@Vondollaaa @Thereal_BM215 The next time you say “oh my God”, remember it’s gay to do so and you are now gay. Since you want to agree with him.
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@jiggyjayy2 Not God having my back all of these and I didn’t even know it.
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@JC_Midwest @witchdunk @stillgray Oh we know… you’re racist
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@mocha_lami
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@Phillyqua886 @OnClaudeN9ne Neither will let you smash so what’s it matter to you? And UK girl makeup has been trending here in the states for over a year. Stfu. No need to put a group of girls down to uplift another. Weirdo behavior
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@MiaSosa2x @lolabrooke718 💀 one way to shoot your shot 😂. Worked too
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@ZRWeatherington @BDTRELILBROTHER That’s not a valid excuse at all. And she needs to be “little girled”, she acts like one
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@maj_gotti && you ignored this same discernment when you married someone in federal 😬😬😬 … ahh I think you’re not using your “discernment” right
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@xogoldd They expect us to starve or eat like peasants
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@lookinass @fromkdwithluv He’s literally going to a wedding and clearly bought the aso ebi. Don’t be weird.
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@MarinatedTurks If they had an FAA like the US these airlines would shape up. They get fined in the US for certain things. Like the flight is delayed. Nobody wants to lose money. Nigeria does things like this bcuz they know nobody will stop them. Look at how they’re still collecting bribes
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@jiggyjayy2 😭 lmfao I’m still tryna figure out why she doesn’t consider you dark skin. Like what color settings are her eyes set to?
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@PeaceLightWalkr @ChronicallyOnly @SomaKazima Bcuz why is an animal able to communicate with me & my name isn’t Dr. Dolittle 😭
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@HarlemJ11 @oku_yungx She didn’t do anything to herself. That’s her body.
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@rinnyriot Dollar tree in an Italian ass neighborhood
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@BoujeeNBanjee @FireIce845018 Stop cappin. That’s NOT JT & you know it
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@TheBaddestMitch Some heavy machinery back there
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@danishacarterr They’re like umbrella in resident evil. The world will be doomed because of them
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@Cousc0us You can do both …
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@poppinyobubble @ImLisaBee @BombshellCole @BeyondBeautiful My current expression is your pfp cuz W H A T?!
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@maniac_hazard @sia_tee But if she’s short you should see her face first before her chest🙃. Your gaze should stop right there.
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@shesoreoluwa @jameelajoie Yup! Like 10 girls. Makes no sense
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@ThatAbakwaGirl @__stormbreaker The mother is on drugs … she was high when he was slapping her
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@LOVE_the_KAMera Lol is this about the woman that went on a rant in the car?
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@MoSanks Frozen veggies taste like water and don’t have the same crisp as fresh ones. Buttttt I won’t knock anyone who uses them.
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@nikki2k709 @hannahabibti Lmao is the Ukrainian model not white?
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@mocha_lami
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@jake94074647 @DijahSB That is true. I don’t disagree
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@HilllaryEG @jameelajoie No seriously! The lack of self love is real
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@mocha_lami
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@kori_babatorpe @_namedNameless @dammiedammie35 Do you know how a woman’s body changes during pregnancy? Do you know how heavy a belly is? How tiring pregnancy is? How some women are sick the entire pregnancy? Please go and fill your coconut head with knowledge
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@FOLAhontas @rihanna Love this for you!! Getting complimented by Rihanna is everything. I nearly melted when she called me beautiful … then proceeded to taking the ugliest photo bcuz I was too starstruck lmao
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@BDTRELILBROTHER They said this is from 2008 when the show was canceled.
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Pulling out toys … Where’d you get this and who tf have you used this on?!
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What’s a sex act a guy does that lets you know this one is a hoe???
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@MikesExWife @Moelis There’s a reason Mike is no longer married to your pick me ass.
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@Kheumani Feels like being stabbed!
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@t0nit0ne 😭😭😭 now I have to prank you back on our wedding day & have you think I left you standing at the altar. Have everyone say they haven’t seen or heard from me. I left a note that just said “I’m sorry”. My phone? Off. Socials? Deactivated. I need your heart to race like mine!
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@REDSEASHAWTY Thai iced tea is definitely a guilty pleasure of mine. I can’t have just 1. I need 2 … and a bathroom afterwards 😭😭
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@t0nit0ne Hushpuppi smart?!😭. He’s probably the dumbest one. Gave himself away through his need to show off on social media.
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@chiefcalhoun @GriffinResident @Dreadful4Tymes If he went on a podcast and admitted his crime, what points are you arguing? What questions? He give you the actual truth out of his own mouth
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@bxbyyhxrii You def didn’t lie here!!!! Slang heavy meat like a butcher
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@IAMNJERA 2 of my favorite movies
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@TheRealRDE @_ParadiseParis1 It is fake. Ppl believe anything.
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@xmaddiemoonx If this is like the Instacart we have I’m America… I just know the shopper was a man
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@Imtaedanae Oh okay! Lol thought it was a woman i knew. They look like alike & this lit behavior wouldn’t shock me. PS tell ya mama I wanna come next time lol they have mad energy!
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@dragomusevenee @liluzifartt They excluded themselves actually. Long time ago
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@MichaelWoodes @NoPlugMedia How about we focus on the thug that was the antagonist and not on the language of the victim
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@respawnedtarga1 This actually made me cry. I hate that there are people out there who do this to genuinely nice people. If you knew you weren’t interested then why even agree to it and waste someone’s valuable time? I really hope he doesn’t give up on finding his person 💕 seems like a sweetie
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@DntBurnUrBRIDGE @la_baker_chick Every. Single. Menu. Item!! I like Henny but I don’t want it in my entire meal
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@randomth0ughtz @DanishaCarter4 That’s why I order my Starbucks with no ice 🤭. Then ask for a cup of ice separate cuz yall are not about to rob me
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@foreverimbetter The way they hate on Tiwa is nasty. Our own men 🤮. Mind you Tiwa built a family. They’re just still mad she left her husband.
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@TomBrokeoff @kahlilnyc @Bornakang Watch like the first 10 mins of the first episode of The Boys on prime. You’ll get it then lol
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@CarterTahd63225 @pretty_yunique 🥴 he’s Ghanaian not Nigerian. Not every African is one of us. And you’re right, he’s not funny.
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@miss_overdose @dissproportion You’re very selfish.
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I just want to know what she would’ve sounded like if he said yes his girl was Asian. I’m internally screaming at the thought 🤣
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She definitely had the spirit 😭😭😭
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@WickedlyRuined @lovedoveclarke Tell me you’re lying right now!!!!
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@NotLaja How is she even comparing hair when Brandy has braids and Monica had perms ... we knew nothing of their actual hair sis
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@ZoeGawd Need about 5lbs added to my ass to even try
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