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censoring “dick” and leaving the i in is insane levels of illiteracy.
Good D*ick had me fucking 2 best friends . and I got caught 🤷🏾♂️ . that’s what I apologized 4 . it’s sick how u Spun it tho . .
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destroying that kitunguussy.
just found my new least favorite shot in a cooking video ever
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Dar clubs are funny cause you gotta watch someone cheat and just umlando away.
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this is why I’ll always support cheating,look how adorable they are together.
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@komradekhris @art_jaguar @StarfighterInt1 @OrwellNGoode I can’t shake the feeling that people who think like this watch movies like their chores,something to be finished because why else would you be in such a hurry to get back to the “plot” lmao.
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Obama literally just gives his daughters a blank sheet of paper when that list is due and says “go crazy”.
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babe r u okay you’ve hardly posted any contextless pictures of random architecture in your pursuit of a consistent aesthetic today.
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@Bambetter__ @joemazzulla @CookedByDevy Horford’s worst ever season would be the best of haslem’s pitiful career.
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Ayra Starr was in that studio squirting all over those mics on Rush frfr.
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there’s like 2 things you can count on black people always having on their minds and it’s either this or who pays on a first date.
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@cartoonAttorney @JFrankensteiner everyone liked the Irishman,except for losers.Are you a loser?.
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you could’ve been born at any moment in history and you exist in the same era as ice spice. think about that,say thank you.
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they putting out movies on power saving mode.
First look at Yara Shahidi as Tinkerbell in Disney’s ‘PETER PAN & WENDY’.
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they think removing the android indicator from a tweet’s doing something,I can literally smell you people.
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invited this guy for a sleepover once and they accidentally deleted a career mode save I’d had for over a year I called his mom to come pick him up the next day and never spoke to him again.
How do male fallouts and disagreements even go like lmao what is there to fight about 😭.
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nah Tz socials is actually so mean how can you tell someone to go moisturize.
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@swissx7 @thexjxnxn @ama_dvd @north_corpus @damicahclark @CRISISRISING @_kingWhi @sw4ggyscorpioo @Jobe_2004 @getoukin @Rich_Kiyoshi @JordonwithaB @sadhotgirI @theweeknd you guys are cool asf.
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diaspora kids really do kill me when they go home for the holidays,ain’t no way ur romanticizing shinyanga dawg.
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apart from the fact that I’m not sure how much louder tdk could have made the point that mass surveillance is bad without literally having a text crawl in the middle of the movie,I just don’t know what’s the point of hypothesizing about what a film’s politics MIGHT be.
if you're looking for evidence as to how christopher nolan is gonna treat the politics of nuclear weapons, i think it would be interesting to take a look at the movie where batman does mass surveillance but it's ok bc it's for a very good reason and he only does it once.
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umir is so funny cause you can check some of his takes and be utterly convinced he’s taking the piss or has never watched a game of football but then he drops a piece like this and you’re like oh yea that brother knows ball.
Alisson's contribution in 21/22 was the goalkeeping equivalent of a prolific striker, preventing 17 goals more than he should have. about my Player of the Season and the shortcomings of goalkeeping stats and (some) models:.
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I still can’t wrap my head around how this team is covered. Everything good about them apparently exists in abstraction.
Mazzulla has the best team in the NBA. He’s really hard to evaluate. Hardy’s been great with a team that’s openly tried to tank. He’s so good he doesn’t let them. It’s ironic because if Hardy hadn’t left for Utah he would’ve gotten the Celts job and won at least one ring by now.
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went to church and prayed so hard for Andrew Tate’s downfall I had tears streaming down my face. the pastor came over and asked me if I was alright.
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I’m 10 minutes away from finally seeing the Batman and the power just went out,this is how Moses felt right before he got into Canaan and he got that dm from God.
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Prem league is back memes are funny and all but if your man is ignoring you to watch Man United that nigga don’t like you lol.
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anyway in other news someone on tz socials got asked what sexuality they are and they said I’m a Christian.
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@thfcgeorgey @KennSanon @SeanOpinions17 @mattsaspire That “ration” didn’t exactly work out,did it bud?.
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the turtleneck and gold chain combo,let’s leave it behind my brothers.
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dawg the first time I saw my newborn cousin’s head I yelled “KUDADADEKI” so loud my aunt’s never looked at me the same way again.
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somebody had Jason derulo on their wrapped man y’all gotta start keeping these to yourselves.
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stick me in with all of them and give me my 2 billion.
If you had to survive for 72 hours in a mall for $1 billion, would you rather be trapped with a full-grown gorilla or 7 king cobras.
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african parents will “I’m praying for you” you to death omg i don’t care say you LOVE me.
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women be 19 talking bout “I don’t have time for games” girl yes you do.
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if there’s one thing I’ve learnt from these quotes it’s that it’s statistically impossible for black people to win a race war. I’m sorry but these fellas are comparing y’all to primates and y’all posting pics of deodorant? we brought a toothpick to a shootout.
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please don’t add me to your private story thinking I’m not judgmental lolll I am in there laughing at you.
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worst part of this is that we’ll have to listen to asap rocky respond.
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just coke and Fenty in the purse.
She doesn't even have a pencil or a single book 😭😭
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redfixvor such an industry plant tweeter he’s articulate and always produces the same level of fake contrarianism but there’s just enough bs in his troll that he can never take the next step and he’s constantly getting lapped by new tweeters, last year 4pfshaq this year abditrm.
Tatum such an industry plant star he's elite and always produces at relatively the same level but there's just enough fundamental flaws in his game so that he can never take the next step so he's constantly getting lapped by new players, last yr Shai, now Wemby.
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@noahtweetsdaily @PahalVedansh @Kareem_is_it you used defensive win shares which is maybe even worse.
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we were only put on this earth to hang out what the hell is a “personal statement”.
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@thexjxnxn @ama_dvd @north_corpus @damicahclark @CRISISRISING @_kingWhi @sw4ggyscorpioo @Jobe_2004 @getoukin @Rich_Kiyoshi @JordonwithaB @sadhotgirI @theweeknd NO HOES AIN’T SHIT GETTING DONE IN THIS BITCH.
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@thexjxnxn @ama_dvd @north_corpus @damicahclark @CRISISRISING @_kingWhi @sw4ggyscorpioo @Jobe_2004 @getoukin @Rich_Kiyoshi @JordonwithaB @sadhotgirI @theweeknd SMOKIN ON TOP FIVES,STOP PLAYIN I’M THAT GUY.
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thinking of things in tanzanian currency always helps me manage money ,that “60 dollar tee” ni laki moja na elfu arobaini.
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@LyesBouzidi10 a good player doesn’t always mean a good signing,he’s been great tonight though.
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my chipsi kavu guy gave me a free kebab today what do y’all know about pretty privilege fr.
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talking to women when you broke soooo funny dawg they be like “I’m itchinggggg to get these earrings” and ur doofus ass just like omgggg you totally should.
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If I had a gf I would encourage her to ask me a lot of questions during my favorite movie.
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those wimpy kid books are a really good entry point for kids that want to get into reading,taking them off shelves is so backwards.
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survived.
EVERYONE INCLUDED :: Please brag to me about a thing you did in 2022 that you’re proud of.
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eating at someone else’s house inspires the most irrational ick in me the plates feel dirty the spoons feel sticky the soda tastes musty I’d honestly rather starve.
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not even twitter compression can beat this fucking thing are you fucking kidding me LOOK at this.
Movie of the life
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@Boe_sike @jayyrockkkk @JosephWaheibi @Culturecams @FootyFacts20 opinion hype. that’s just his perspective.
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what’s so impressive about uncle waffles is that if literally anyone else tried to dance like her they’d look like they’ve lost their damn minds.
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I’m seeing black people. no,Africans mourn this woman on their stories like where is your shame in the face of Allah.
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meghan trainor makes music for straight white girls who are completely okay with being straight white girls and I respect that a lot.
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we gotta talk about how strong that argentina team is mentally though.
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maybe you shouldn’t do aliyahcore if ur ugly,pissing me off twice.
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I sit through one steve lacy song a day and hope that she somehow knows that I’m out here,doing this for her.
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I’m crying man they got the hood beats to fully capture the nigger vibe.
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I hate niggas that be in the choir,egg prices are too high for you to be singing right now man.
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I once told my dad I was kinda interested in working in movies and that nigga looked me dead in the eye and said “Kanumba kashafariki mwanangu”.
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you can fix smelling bad, these folks are questioning at a fundamental level whether we are even human like there’s just no winning there.
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I spent 2 years walking around campus without cracking a smile so a photo didn’t get taken of me that ended up on a diversity pamphlet.
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