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@wakingjake @_Anunnery You may want to read this, silly.
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despite popular belief, internet scary and dangerous! here's how to make it less dangerous, a VERY IMPORTANT thread 🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵🧵
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@biboofficial Hello I would like one oil pls
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@DeepStateDani Fuck yeah. Good for her.
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@MJ_7600 @RespectfulMemes Meeting new people is awkward. Especially if they're way older than you and have little in common with you
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@rhinosoros If I were her, I would have sat my ass down and listened 😤
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@Whatapityonyou LMAO abortion is when baby dead after born
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@natetella Tony McWire needs your help
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@halomancer1 Sorry honey. Can't do the dishes. That would make me gay. You don't want to be married to a little gay boy, do you?
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@witchism13 @MorePerfectUS That is not how liability works.
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@xaviersonline Sounds like something a phobic would say
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@AlexShaneMoore Aw no. Guess you'll have to take one for the team and go look for him. Might take all day. 😌
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@pissvortex What's so bad about a couple of cute little fro— oh no.😨
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@georgsoup >makes fun of the tiktok video >uses the girl in the video as pfp Make up your mind 🙄
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@gnosticmilf Hairy pussy
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@monaphobia No country for old men. The only human would be
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@BackwoodsGoku The first cake I ever baked came out like that and I have to say: fucking delicious texture.
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@shoe0nhead @CocaColaCo I don't get it. Both show Coca-Cola "standing for American values".
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@Great_Chumpion @kennedytcooper I have a rare disease known as severe selective blindness
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@prageru This you, CBT boy?
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@baggednoodles For the right woman, I would shave them with a straight razor
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@fnord27182 @Swapnil_UN @willgho @fasc1nate That was awesome to read! Thank you.
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@jestingtime Donkey Kong hands
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@Ali3nVibezZz @mattjosephperry @BluMotel She was trying to not say anything. And I don't mean that as s joke. She sounds like she didn't want to give any definite answer.
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@turtlejoestin @PrynzesV Not to mention that cholesterol is good for you. Helps with the production of hormones.
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@halomancer1 Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb?
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@Slotzoffun @LilySimpson1312 The gender dust did it to him
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@Pinko69420 Every fucking time.
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@roun_sa_ville That's a weird admission of guilt.
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@moc_dude @RedLightning420 I think you dodged a bullet for this one
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@posnoski @hexprax @AaronCampeau That's asking a lot jeez.
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@hausofdecline I thought the last panel was him feeling encouraged with his monster friends at his back.
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@TheyFwRon I wish you would get a job.
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@TheBirmanator @WholesomeMeme You have a super power
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@ChaoticUni @9oh2_ @marinas_braga @WholesomeMeme Easy solution: create a new address and you will be at 0 again.
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@shutyourhell Should have simply looked at the cat and he would have stopped crying
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@MinusObjects @poisonjr I'm sorry for your loss 😔
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@impossiblyeve nah sorry that cheese looking good af
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@AshTheDeerGuy @shoe0nhead World of Warcrimes?!?! 😂😭
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@glockchimp @CarlBeijer He can't even articulate it coherently. That guy has rocks for brains
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@FDT4LYFE @notghostgum @JustinWhang Definitely one of the posts ever....
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@ArinZima @WholesomeMeme That means you need to redo your calculations.
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@newanonsc @githii Dude should go play for FIFA
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@EmeraldWolfo @DocLefty2 @shoe0nhead @SabrinaVagina They also have a rank called "imperial wizard". Fuck those roaches for stealing cool shit from normal people.
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@itsamegabeo @HarryWhelks_ @bolton69420 Literally this. I work in this. Call your bank. Despite the charge as "did not receive goods" or "charged incorrectly". You'll likely win the claim and your bank can directly charge back UE. It's especially nice that UE isn't protected by Visa Mastercard, so they have 0 recourse
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@Chinchillazllla I will make the world a better place 😌
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@jenny2x4 No need. The age of petrolium is over! 🌇 Now is the time of the cum economy! 🌄
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@TheMegaladong @RightWingCope I thought you said you were making stuff up. What you just said is completely true
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@30Hayyan @dan78855503 @CynfulEntity Sometimes you just get the urge to dance while two people are having a sword fight on a cliff
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@jenny2x4 SNL: the graveyard of comedy
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@KingMike273 @InternetH0F Thanks, Mike. I actually thought that poster was about cutting homeless people in half and I was a bit worried.
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@sryanx420 @burntsoupfairy Exactly. You get it.
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@hausofdecline The bottom right panel made me think of this scene.
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@KingMike273 @EverythingOOC Thanks Mike. Was about to pay good money just to watch this scene. Crisis averted.
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@kaizer4o @Bevvie112 Boo! 👻☠️👽
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@girlmaeda @dril Nah. Probably nothing worth looking into. 😬
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@fridayprayers @turtlejoestin @PrynzesV No need, but it isn't bad for you (HDL of course).
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@AmirDaherZeid @Ziqrul_ @DudespostingWs He doesn't need to raise it just because he rescued it. 😂
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@jayquintana_jr @people **current strip club patron
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@TheFamousArtBR What in the white women? The absolute caucasity.
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@freemonotheist @Mgab29389 Regardes ailleurs et mêle-toi de tes affaires. Franchement.
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@scorpianwings @itsSamCollins Ate a bag of dog dookie
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@UniqueSharonD @hakyonq There is NO good reason. You are vile scum if you believe anything justifies this. Typical braindead Brit
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@halomancer1 Alien worm poop
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@billybrizzle420 I almost threw up in my mouth seeing Outlook open because it reminds me of work.
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@stinkykatie Already figured out
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@halomancer1 It's poop tho
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@sloanflournoy @halomancer1 Says a lot about society. 😔
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@4891LUT @lunch_enjoyer Needs one of these too
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My birthday wish is for you to do whatever makes you happy.
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@halomancer1 I saw you do it tho
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