Michaela 🦋
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Please- and I cannot stress this enough- subscribe to my YouTube channel. ❤️ Love u
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A lot of people commented on this to let me know it needs to be cooked a lot more. Lololol
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I like the idea of getting to know someone without sex being involved. It sounds really nice
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Isn’t it kinda fucked up that American public school taught us their version of history and then gave us bad grades when we didn’t get their version of history correct on tests? Lol
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Oh, a quarantine? So you mean what we did in Longview our entire lives growing up
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I blacked out on my couch last night. I remember nothing. But there are two orders of postmates outside my front door. 21 minutes of FaceTime between me and fuckboy # 73. Empty bottle of red wine. Empty white claw cans. 🤦🏽♀️
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It’s amazing how many dudes come to the gym thinking they’ll get big by spending most of their time on their phone and lifting super heavy weight with really bad form
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Thank someone who works in healthcare today ❤️🙏🏼 I can’t remember the last time my parents weren’t working on Christmas
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"I started watching porn when I was 11. It really destroyed my brain and I feel incredibly devastated that I was exposed to so much porn."
Billie said that "abusive BDSM" porn groomed her to where she "was not saying no to things that were not good."
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This is the first new year I’m starting where I’m in shape the way I want to be and where I have built the habits I want to have. 😁❤️🙏🏼
#blessed
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In case anyone wanted to see the Gator in his prime... 🐊
#swampy
@JaredBowlby
http://t.co/6h1BCnioK0
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Everybody is not supposed to be in our life forever. If you don't get rid of the wrong friends you will never meet the right friends
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This is giving Julia Hiatt energy 🥺🥲
I love someone who expresses themselves through clothes! These aren’t crazy outfits, y’all are just basique af 🤣🤣
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My Taurus fam is about to have the best birthday ever... no expectations?! Cozy and at home?! 🙏🏼 a dream come true
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When u love hs so much u start twitter beef with people in high school
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Ten years ago, I did not think I would be where I am today. However, I like this place much better than anywhere I could’ve imagined.
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Praying for all of the girls that lost their boyfriends because hoes won't stop being hoes
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Responding to anything gives me anxiety in general ahahahahahaha
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Is
@kyliecosmetics
going to drop a Christmas collection? No one should ever buy anything from this family again WTF
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Remember when they told us we would get free healthcare and instead they just gave us a penalty if we didn’t have insurance 😂😂😂😂
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There’s no way it’s a coincidence that Jack Dorsey resigns right before hearings on Section 230 lol
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People who decide to go into healthcare are brave. Healthcare workers are some of the most underpaid and overworked individuals in our society and there are always staff shortages. Sometimes twitter is the easiest place to vent. Merry Christmas 🎄
It cracks me up every time I see someone decide to go into healthcare and then throw a fit for having to work long hours, holidays or weekends. You’re in the wrong field sis, other peoples health doesn’t work around your own convenience 🥴
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Are there people that actually live in California that call it “Cali”
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I’m laying out at a pool in Miami and some girl next to me goes “yo, Ukraine is going under” omg
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Omg
@JaredBowlby
completely ahead of his time. Tik tok who?
In case anyone wanted to see the Gator in his prime... 🐊
#swampy
@JaredBowlby
http://t.co/6h1BCnioK0
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S/O to every guy I've ever been with... You have taught me so much about how I never want to be with someone like you again 😍
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The only date that I'm ever going to need for formals is you 💜 thanks for being my #️⃣1️⃣
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Nooooo
@PeytonReedus
just said “wanna know the first thing I did when I got out of jail? I went to Taco Bell” 😂😂😂
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In the chair at the dentist’s office about to get a wisdom tooth pulled. Wish me luck
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DO YOU REMEMBER SUMMER 2016 WHEN WE HAD TLOP AND VIEWS ❤️😭 WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN THIS FALL WHEN WE HAVE DONDA AND CERTIFIED LOVER BOY 😭😭😭
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I got the keys to my new apartment yesterday. Trying to move stuff in today and dropped the keys down the elevator shaft 🥲 love that for me ahahahahaha
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Left my house to cash a check at the bank at peak traffic hours. Halfway to the bank only to realize I left the check at home. 🥲
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2 hours ago when I got on the phone, I thought I was fixing my internet connection. Somewhere during that 2 hours
2 hours later, I am successfully no longer an AT&T internet customer 🙏🏼
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French bulldogs are so entitled like I swear my dog takes me to
@Starbucks
everyday so she can order a short puppaccino. She’s literally a regular customer there 🤦🏽♀️
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Just had a little pan de muerte and felt like I was in Coughran’s class on Halloween lol
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A girl in my Pilates class just announced she’s engaged. It’s official. I get it now. People get engaged during Sagittarius season
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No one:
Girls wearing Amazon dupes of the Kim K Balenciaga sunglasses:
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And to think we could’ve been waiting for Kanye right now smh
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when people are hella lit about being at a concert but are actually a mile away from the stage 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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It’s crazy bc people really only wanna hear about how you’re doing bad and they don’t wanna hear that you’re doing well. That’s the cycle of drama we live in.
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Just pulled up at a stoplight behind jaiden dole in ARIZONA lol life is weird
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My dogs turned my bathroom trash can over and shredded my used tampons all over my apartment :’)
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I promise you you’ll see better results when you focus on form first
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There is something in the stars and in the water because I have seen like 500 posts about people getting engaged this week
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@DrJenGunter
I’m curious- what does the test result do for people besides tell you neg/pos? Will you take different precautions due to the result? Some people who have symptoms think that testing neg means go outside but cold/flu/Covid is all crappy to have and people should stay home.
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Does anyone on here have experience with Pisces ex boyfriends
Like can you ever get them to go away
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I can confirm
The universe really will give you the same lessons over and over again until you listen.
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when hoes get boyfriends&get mad that chicks are hitting on their guys when they used to be the girls that flirted w guys in relationships 🤔
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Longview/Kelso needs a black list of idiots that are known to start fights at parties for no reason
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Isn’t diplomacy crazy like you literally have to sit at the same dinner table with someone that stabbed you in the back and smile at them like they never did anything wrong to you 🥲
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Some girl at the pool on the topic of the economy: “yeah we’re like so fucked”
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Realizing things aren’t the way they used to be—and never will be🥺 hitting me harder than I thought
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If only the idiots that use the stair master and don’t stand up straight could understand that they are minimizing the benefit of such a useful machine
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Have you ever heard of delaying a flight 20+ minutes for late passengers? 😂
@AlaskaAir
is playing games with me right now. I didn’t even know that was a thing
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I used to wish and pray that I would be where I am physically, emotionally, mentally, financially, geographically..... now here I am. Wtf 🙏🏽🙇🏻♀️ never give up on your dreams
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For all you people from my hometown talking shit but still stalking me and checking up on me, I see you...lmao and I’m not checking on you sorry
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