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@mistopher_95

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1 year
@NoContextHumans Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got in this situation.
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3 years
Yes, the rebuilding cubs should still resign Kris Bryant
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2 years
@bafadam @DudespostingWs Saying morbid obesity is bad isn’t fatphobia. Sorry to say.
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2 years
@itsmeoreoboy @bigwanger12 There are historical records of Jesus and any credible scholar, Christian or secular, agree that Jesus was a real historical person.
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6 years
@VanHalenNoH @annmarkk It’s not admitting to being a white supremacist. More so calling out how ridiculous @peta ’s point is and how they’re basically guilting people into joining their hypocrisy.
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8 years
@Cy_anide @SkyNiews it's funny bc it's actually true here
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5 years
@DarrinCalvin @Tony__Heller @oatmilkstanacct Don’t think that’s what was said tbh
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3 years
@brewers_country @MLBONFOX Feet are turned right here. Nice try.
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1 year
@JayCuda Jay, they both tried to dodge. It’s not like he was trying to tackle him
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2 years
@BearsNoContext @KingCash_7191 @ChicagoBears Really had that game taken from us
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3 years
Bears fans acting like trading everything for a rookie QB will magically fix a broken team
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1 year
@NapalMom @LeoGoneSavage @SouthlandPost Why are you fighting so hard in these replies? These girls have no idea you exist lil bro
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1 year
@JayCuda 5: my rtts player
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6 years
@SayJones18 @VanHalenNoH @annmarkk @peta I don’t even know her so I don’t really care. But I love how people use that as an attempt to shut down an argument when they don’t have anything to say 😂
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1 year
Running your mouth when you’re on a glorified Triple A team is not the flex you think it is
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8 years
@janellebowen12 @Cy_anide @SkyNiews not what I was saying. I was saying that the gif was actually true because this is actually fake news
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2 years
@NYBearFan @jqkelane By the end of 2019, Allen had 27 starts under his belt. Fields is at 13 starts.
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1 year
@JayCuda How many other batters are in this club(career)
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2 years
@HubVikings @MaxMarkhamNFL Each of the plays in the video are the ones listed as the reasons he wasn’t clutch. He wasn’t the issue on those plays.
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3 years
Seems likely that Bryant is traded today. Don’t for one second though let the Ricketts convince you this was ever necessary. These cheap owners had every chance to extend the best player the Cubs have seen in a very long time.
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7 years
@yeetztweetz As someone who’s mostly irish, this whole, “everybody’s irish once a year” is not only the definition of cultural appropriation which so many people complain about these days, it’s complete bs.
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5 years
@Brewers @MLB It actually says “E9”
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3 years
@j_fit100 @DEADMAN_pt3 Miller literally won a super bowl in Denver lol
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1 year
@stevestone A few days ago I made a comment on radio about Lance Lynn and his weight as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame.
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4 years
@MVPMeyers @DeeboForSix “Only men can like sports”
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2 years
@xJaylvnn @NFL @FedEx Did any of them rush for 157 yards and 2 TDs?
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4 years
@GrippingFood Normally I like your account dude, but you GOTTA respect the pouch
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4 years
@BN_Bears Back when Nagy let Mitch be Mitch.
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4 years
@Vikings Celebrating an injury? Expected nothing less from a classes organization like the Vikings.
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3 years
@inthefade @crawlyscubs No that’s for La Russa at guaranteed rate
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8 years
@M4tts @Cy_anide @SkyNiews 96 people understood that, why is that so hard for you? Lol
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1 year
@pegasusfantasyC @RickyJa56396441 @cctvidiots Have you tried shutting up about things you don’t know about?
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5 years
@Tavgoat84Boomin @ChicagoBears @BoJack39 @awscloud AB has to make it onto a football field first
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2 years
@ryan86341869 @STR0 You’re such a loser for defending the awful take from this barstool account
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9 months
@TevenJenkins what did madden do to you to
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1 year
@felix_kopyto @JayCuda @TheBig2Oh3 Could just do a tweet about “Sox” teams rather than ruining the “bird” teams tweet
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2 years
DaWindyCity Productions is incapable of missing I swear
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CHICAGO BEARS 2022 HYPE VIDEOᴴᴰ || “The Beginning”
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10 months
@DeeksViewOG Deeks, come on now, that requires people being held accountable and the bears don’t do that
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2 years
@chris_bucks34 @NYBearFan @jqkelane We’re comparing a more finished product in Allen to someone who just played his 3rd game in a new offense with virtually no talent around him. What’s so hard to understand here?
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2 years
@WPST0 Because the receiver ran the worst route I’ve ever seen
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2 years
@lunchbox_inc @ChiSportUpdates Rex Ryan was. He’s been big on Fields
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7 years
@ovoxo_deja @_Tommy_yx @gracenparchman The light system in our auditorium is 50+ yrs old and falling apart but we gave $1million to renevate the football field for a trash team
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1 year
@Hub_Arkush Last year: fields has to do all this on his own, he needs help! *fields gets help* This year: let’s take it easy on the praise, he’s not doing it all on his own
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@TalkinBaseball_ @AbriendoJuego @hgomez27 15 years in DC is a prison sentence
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4 years
If Nick Foles doesn’t get the Bears to the playoffs then Matt Nagy needs to be fired. Period.
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2 years
@CarterAntFan @FanDuel 8 passing touchdowns his last four games
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2 years
@FanDuel Here’s the GOAT
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@pencil1259 @mlbelites_ You can’t be this stupid
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3 years
Woke up today and chose facts
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Justin Fields outplayed Trevor Lawrence in the Sugar Bowl and also will outplay him in the NFL
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@JesseRogersESPN Extension candidate*
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4 years
@_tlucien That’s fair
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5 months
@JasonWard23 @MySportsUpdate @ChicagoBears Overrated. Cant even defend N’Keal Harry
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3 years
@b_son4 Little brother syndrome strikes again
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6 months
@TroIledByFields 166 yards and 2 INTs this game btw
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1 year
@JayCuda AL Central is a mess
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7 months
@TroIledByFields There is no possible way to come to this conclusion with the information available
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7 months
@DailyRandomCub RF: Bryce Harper
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1 year
@NBCSWhiteSox Better overall run. 2016 game 7 is the greatest World Series game of all time. And 2016 is a top 3 WS
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@mafiapositions @NFL Bills fan talking about mid
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7 years
@papdaddy815 @PaperCompa @aliwhitesox @pessimistic_lin Sox fans who always made fun of 1908 now want to talk about 1906 😂
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9 months
@MaxMarkhamNFL Stop reaching lol must be a slow day
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@JustinFieldsFC Good thing you’re a fields fan and not a bears fan
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3 years
@stoolpresidente This is one of the most electric crowds I’ve seen ever. Not close.
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Former Cubs catcher Miguel Montero has retired. Thanks for one of the best memories ever and the Game 7 hit in the World Series too!
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@afeather2 @barstoolcarl You’re on heroin alright
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@YelichWasRobbed Imagine being this bitter about a no hitter
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@quadzillatd @BarstoolBigCat Holding the pockets for a guy who’s not on your team is crazy
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@nittygritty410 @sean_hammond Maybe the fact that he even had to be in that spot with 300 yards and 4 touchdowns. His defense blew this game, fields put them in the spot to win
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@pizzacheeez @rainnwilson Imagine being this far off from the truth
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@DonneD20 @j_fit100 @DEADMAN_pt3 The point was that putting them on the rams made them winners or at least better when Miller is already a champ
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5 years
@kasrirole @jacksfilms Love ultimate chicken horse! And yes, it’s on Xbox too
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@BleacherJeff It’s the dumpster fire the team came in on
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@MLB Your umpires stole the game from the Cubs. Be better.
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@ryankb333 @NjTank99 Outdated, lazy joke
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@JustGeorge1202 @banksburner25 @AdamSchefter Just say “I’m an idiot” next time lol
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@BenVerlander Don’t like the broom? Don’t lose
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@ClappedDan @chilerrato @NFLNotify Because before they had the worst in football?
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@Currentjoke @waltermasterson People who aren’t racist don’t deflect to the border topics when white supremacy is being bad mouthed
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