Gabrielle Non Union
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Comedian & Actress 🤡✨Professional Pop Culture Consumer & Cultural Tastemaker👸🏾✨She/Her Majesty 👑
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30 rock and community both did episodes w characters in blackface, but it wasn’t racist. However, Americans (particularly gen x & gen z) have no idea how to talk about race w any nuance so they say things like this
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and not to punch down, but 30 rock is for millennials bc we are smarter than all of you. If you don’t get the jokes, that’s ok! One day you will
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@crissles
was right the aunties do not appreciate being called bitch by silk press sonic. Lady in front of me at the show POINTEDLY sat down for that song. Arms crossed and everything 🤣
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@JoeListComedy
White guys gotta support their white guy predator friends I guess. Unsubscribe.
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I’ve been with my bf for about 2 1/2 years and he’s cooked me dinner almost every night. He even takes requests!
We’ve had enough stories of women dealing with bottom tier men. Let’s hear princess treatment stories only.
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Blake lively’s tether decided to come out of retirement and give us something worse than the imagine video disaster
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They need to release a cut of Home Alone 2 with no Donald Trump cameo I feel like I tweet this every year
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@SmileGena
I thought the EXACT same thing, at a certain point it’s like ok ladies let’s take our seats
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Chelsea asked Jason “how many Black British people do you know” and he said “a few” ok girl then where are they we’ve literally never seen a Black person on this show not even in the bg at a party
#sellingsunset
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Sydney Sweeney lying about being a tour guide is so funny bc it’s obviously a story crafted to make her more relatable/likeable but how out of touch are you that you’re lying about working in a theme park
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Got rid of the facial brushes, drinking more water, oil cleansing and
#60SecondRule
Thanks
@LaBeautyologist
❤️❤️
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Can we PLEASE retire the phrase “didn’t have (blank) on my (year) bingo card” bc, not to sound like a sullen teen, it is such a lame internet speak phrase. It’s like something a parent would say in a movie. release it
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I once saw a man get off the Jurassic Park ride at Universal, fully wipe his body and balls on a towel in the gift shop and then he didn’t buy it, so no can’t say I’m surprised we’re almost a year into this pantomime
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can’t stop thinking about this casting breakdown
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He won’t condemn white supremacy because then he wouldn’t have supporters what about this are people not getting?
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I know I’m ovulating because I can’t stop thinking about Blake Griffin’s thighs
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The thing is, they’re not wrong but they’re not right
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If you’re getting criticized as a nepo baby, it’s more because you suck and less about your family. No one ever ‘rips on’ colin hanks, martha plimpton, laura dern, kate hudson & wyatt russell, elizabeth olsen, dan levy, sofia coppola etc
Gwyneth Paltrow says "nepo baby" is an "ugly moniker": "There’s nothing wrong with doing or wanting to do what your parents do...Nobody rips on a kid who’s like, ‘I want to be a doctor like my dad and granddad.'”
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When anyone asks what I’m doing for my birthday
I’m a Cancer and it’s July so just get in bitch we’re going crying!!
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Aaand this is why I haven’t attended the
#WomensMarch
since it’s inception. Failing to invite
@BLMLA
to be apart of this event and inviting Caitlyn Jenner as a speaker. In 2020?! Tone deaf. Feminism is pointless if it’s not intersectional.
Today, Women’s March Foundation announced an initial list of speakers, performers and special guests for Women’s March LA 2020.
#womensmarchla
#womensmarchfoundation
#womenrising
#resist
#dtla
#cityofla
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@iteachoneofu
@Marissa_Jae
BLM is a global movement. It doesn’t “look” like any one group because it’s a coalition of the people. 🙌🏾
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@WrittenByHanna
Mario Lopez has BEEN trash, for a looong time. Also, if you see him in public and yell AC SLATER! he gets *really* pissy about it
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I still can’t get over him saying he “gets along more with individuals who like working out” pero like no body shaming, but there was not even an hint of a single muscle or an ab anywhere on that mans body, truly how dare you
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I thought this was the most romantic song in the world when I was in 10th grade
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happy Birthday to
@TheOnlyDetox
thank you for standing with us when so many are failing to take even that simple step. we see you✊🏿🖤
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It’s giving old Hollywood, it’s giving SZA the early years I love it I’m obsessed
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Muppet Treasure Island
Do you remember the moment Tim Curry first entered your life?
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Playing a game I invented at my BFs family Christmas party called “Secret Drunk” and all you need to know is, I’m winning
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they made me pay $10 to replace my lost id at work now I have to take home $10 worth of toilet paper because fuck you guys
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I will physically fight anyone who says something even slightly negative about ERW in my presence
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as someone who lost friends and family members to q conspiracy theories this year, I really appreciated this
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It should be illegal for me to be able to smell bacon cooking in someone else’s apt
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Went to a women’s comedy seminar led by
@marcellacomedy
She said she just wants to inspire women and thank you, you fucking DID. So grateful for women like her in LA 💖💞💜
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The NYT has been talking about how aliens are real and the Air Force has seen them for like 2 years now. And yet, no one is talking about this, except me when I’m toasted at a party. CRAZY.
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Someone put on LaLa Land in the breakroom. It’s the FIRST day of Black history month this feels like a hate crime 😤
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Katie from Vanderpump Rules is the perfect embodiment of white feminism: it’s useless, it’s shrill and most importantly, just plain mean.
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Today I saw Kenan Thompson on the lot and I sang What’s up with That and he did the dance so I’m back to thinking the world might not be so horrible after all
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Being a Katy Perry fan is never not embarrassing 🤦🏾♀️ please don’t vote for Rick Caruso
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You know God is a Black Woman because in the middle of all this she also gave us a public cancellation of Lea Michele.
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My husband thinks we’re going on a nice quiet car ride little does he know he has front row seats to Into the Woods and I’m playing all the parts
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@nicolebyer
I know exactly which Gelson’s this is and exactly which man. I never get ANY meat there, bc he’s just HOVERING the whole time it’s so ANNOYING
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Why is a makeup company coming to the defense of J*hnny fucking D*pp?? In the year 2022, like really?
@milanicosmetics
you guys are gross
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YES I am attracted to Sebastian Stan with this mustache. That’s all. No further questions at this time.
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Rewatching westworld and realizing this aired right around the time I discovered weed delivery services. I don’t remember ANY of this shit
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Not enough people saying Bruno Mars in the comments for me, that little man can put on a show
You have only two tickets, Who would you like to see perform live?
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Not only is Normani a gorgeous performer and model, we can also see how that bra holds the girls DOWN. It’s a perfect bra ad
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like white people are always doing shit for the clout to impress Black people wow me by caring about my fucking life how bout dat
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The same job that reprimanded me for saying “black lives still matter” (too political) just created a Diversity & Inclusion champion award. Why are y’all like this 😒
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Can’t wait to go back to work, start saying “Black Lives Matter” at the end of my tour and have an uncomfortable management meeting when the racist yts complain
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Can someone please explain to Emily the historical implications of yt people standing around “supervising” African men doing manual labor
#90DayFiance
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So glad everyone has jumped on the Lizzo bandwagon. You’re late, but WELCOME!
#JUSTICEFORTRUTHHURTS
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@theashleyray
I still don’t understand why he’s comparing himself to MLK baby you’re an actor you wear outfits and do pretend what are you even talking about
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Called in sick for tomorrow bc not listening to my coworkers banal and pedestrian opinions on movies/fashion is a form of self care.
#Oscars2019
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if people keep pointing out that you’re a nepo baby it’s probably bc you’re bad at what you do. like jamie lynn spears, kendall jenner, the beckham boy that’s a shitty photographer etc like be better and this wouldn’t even be something you have to comment on
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How am I supposed to stop the ice cream man when I live on the third fucking floor??
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@theashleyray
love it when I’m debating whether a doc is worth my time, then I open twitters to see it’s gotten the ashley ray stamp of approval 💖
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@steviekaye000
@DiirtyDiiana
@bratzmuniii
Yes? Do you need some help with your homework, what’s the question?
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The product placement for fast food on this show has been wild my personal favorite was jen shah and sharieff discussing her fraud investigation over Popeyes
Obsessed with this cinematic of Jennie leaving her sports car with a bag of takeout from the Cheesecake Factory
#RHOSLC
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I cried this morning because I’m drowning in student loan debt
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Did you see Jlo on that pole tonight?? Now I don’t wanna hear ANYmore 25ish year old women in LA bemoaning the death of their youth. You stop being hot when YOU decide
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Just FYI: Ruth Carter is the first EVER black person to win for costume design...in 91 years. This IS truly a “long time coming”.
#Oscars
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Incredibly rude of my job to just expect me to be here, working when what I really need is an anxiety nap
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his name is TJ I met him several times in the early 00s in Weho and trust, he leads with this story
Thinking about that one gay backing dancer Britney Spears had in the 90s who never left a single crumb on the ground
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Guess what? I quit my job this week. I have no idea what comes next, but I do know that I’m nobody’s token and I deserve a job that treats me like a human being.
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When I’m telling a story about myself that no one cares about and someone tries to interrupt me:
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I wish Zanab realized how much hotter she is than Cole like I can look at him and tell he’s going to age poorly he has like 5 good years left
#loveisblind
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Today I decided to quit my job and focus on my real passion: rewatching NBC’s hit musical tv show SMASH
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Fun fact: if I ever sized you when I worked at Victoria’s Secret 2006-2008 I literally just pretended to measure and then guessed your boob size like a pervert at an old timey carnival
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Sandra Bland and I were both born in the same year. Sandra Bland died in 2015 2 days before my birthday....please say her name because I never forgot it
✊🏿🖤
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