I went to a corgi meet up tonight in Austin with my corgi Bo Jackson wearing a shirt with my corgi on it and saw a lot of corgis
@darth
@dog_rates
#corgi
Does anyone deep clean their home before a trip? I want to come back and be able to lick the floors and have fresh sheets and an empty sink and no trash.
Slow braised short rib, roasted garlic mashed potatoes and (they look boring) but brown sugar butter carrots.
If my twitter crush sees this, yes I’ll do this for you
@BmwAudi123
@KayceSmith
@EKANardini
How would I have known this David? How would I have known my pipes would burst? My power would be out? How would I have known my streets were incapable of being driven on from EMS? That hospitals would be out of water? How? I’d love to know!
In honor of the Taylor Swift game, for $13 a Mami will do a chambong
$19.89 choose your Mami
$87
@Shelbae08
will put on a bikini and beer bong
Venmo: @ baileepetty
Never would I have thought 20-30 twitter friends across the country (now world!!) would love me so much to send this incredible care package. I’m blown away.
Shouts
@thatgalgrass
for painting my sweet baby, holy talented
@stacy_e
@_ShadeQueen
@ErikSchouweile2
@GregAbbott_TX
Let me know which furloughed healthcare workers you speak of. And as far as the tiktok dancers, everyone needs a break or a distraction. Don’t lump every worker into one. This is quite divided, obviously.
I was fortunate enough to have an out of state abortion. Millions of women are not able to. This isn’t fair. This isn’t just.
I’m happy to be an advocate but I’m angry I have to be.
Driving at night with astigmatism is all I know so like…. what do you MEAN people see lights without starbursts??
How does that work (don’t answer that)
my husband and I were long distance for the first 6 months of our relationship and he flew to Dallas *eight* times on $90 round-trip Spirit flights out of Atlanta.
….and he had to drive 5 hours to Atlanta.
IF HE WANTED TO, HE WOULD.