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Odesza Obsessed: Kolaches Are My Love Language: Corgi Mother: Willmami: Mike Leach Stan. Ed Sheeran Hater. Space Enthusiast.
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I went to a corgi meet up tonight in Austin with my corgi Bo Jackson wearing a shirt with my corgi on it and saw a lot of corgis
@darth
@dog_rates
#corgi
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Joe Burrow deserves a bigger gun than this
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The strip club down my stairs is having a topless pie eating contest next Wednesday and guess who isn’t going home for Thanksgiving
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Hardest day of my life. Hug your pets extra hard for us today 🤍 I’ll love you forever and always Mr Bo
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Me, spotting my best friend in
@succession
when I sent her the link to be an extra (not so humble brag)
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Sometimes I dread working out and then I’m like hey wait this works
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Big shouts to the 30 feral willmamis for quite literally getting ready with me via group chat
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Yeah that’s enough of that
Landed in Denver. Do I download bumble for the bit?
(I’m totally kidding to my Twitter crush!!! Don’t read this!!)
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@ballybong
@plcebos
@LiamDan008
@perlamontan
LOL this is like seven months. Jesus Christ, y’all make my eyes squint
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LETS GO GIRLS
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😏😏😏😏 size 6.25 ring, Jerry
i’m now dreaming about my friends marrying
@Jerrythekid21
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@BarstoolBigCat
with the feet pic assist and
@DeionSanders
with the height check.
team, team, team.
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Does anyone deep clean their home before a trip? I want to come back and be able to lick the floors and have fresh sheets and an empty sink and no trash.
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Slow braised short rib, roasted garlic mashed potatoes and (they look boring) but brown sugar butter carrots.
If my twitter crush sees this, yes I’ll do this for you
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I got on the wrong one.
I’m always so proud of myself for taking the subway alone 🥹🥹 like a big gurl
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Can everyone at the meet up today please wear their Twitter handles on a name badge?
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Hello I cut and colored my hair for the first time in well over two years, maybe closer to three, please clap
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@BmwAudi123
@KayceSmith
@EKANardini
How would I have known this David? How would I have known my pipes would burst? My power would be out? How would I have known my streets were incapable of being driven on from EMS? That hospitals would be out of water? How? I’d love to know!
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The day I got this little dude November 30th 2006 (look at those lil paws)
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Trying not to cry bc I’m babysitting a corgi and my corgi used to get in all my pics 🥹
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Hard to believe I’m saying this but I’m throwing
@KayceSmith
baby shower this weekend and I am *so* excited 🥹🥹🥹
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When a loser thinks I would EVER have acrylic nails 😂😂😂😂
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I have a big crush on someone but he’s a total ding dong: a memoir
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$69 I’ll do bikini and pickle shot in the hot tub
In honor of the Taylor Swift game, for $13 a Mami will do a chambong
$19.89 choose your Mami
$87
@Shelbae08
will put on a bikini and beer bong
Venmo: @ baileepetty
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Never would I have thought 20-30 twitter friends across the country (now world!!) would love me so much to send this incredible care package. I’m blown away.
Shouts
@thatgalgrass
for painting my sweet baby, holy talented
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@stacy_e
@_ShadeQueen
@ErikSchouweile2
@GregAbbott_TX
Let me know which furloughed healthcare workers you speak of. And as far as the tiktok dancers, everyone needs a break or a distraction. Don’t lump every worker into one. This is quite divided, obviously.
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My hair stylist is a wizard and I’ll be worming on my tan asap
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Anyway I’m gonna go stomp around the Austin capitol and yell about my uterus, y’all mind?
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I was fortunate enough to have an out of state abortion. Millions of women are not able to. This isn’t fair. This isn’t just.
I’m happy to be an advocate but I’m angry I have to be.
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I’ve been doing better but today when I woke up, I’m really missing my dog. Drop those pup pics please 🐾
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A fellow short queen told me last night I have “tall girl energy” and as a 5’1-er I will be riding that high until I die
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Driving at night with astigmatism is all I know so like…. what do you MEAN people see lights without starbursts??
How does that work (don’t answer that)
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Nudie magazine day!!!
Nudie magazine day!!!!
Nudie magazine day!!!
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People who aren’t drinking LOVE to tell you they aren’t drinking amirite
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Haven’t been this happy in a long time (since like since yesterday but whatever, im a very happy girl in gen)
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Okay thanks Emily
my husband and I were long distance for the first 6 months of our relationship and he flew to Dallas *eight* times on $90 round-trip Spirit flights out of Atlanta.
….and he had to drive 5 hours to Atlanta.
IF HE WANTED TO, HE WOULD.
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This was the star quarterback from my highschool and you’re laughing????
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My Lyft driver picking me up at 4:15am blasting Dropkick Murphys is an excellent way to start my vacation.
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Back is sore from sh*king so much a*s (god forbid I say the term and offend the haters!!)
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Pallet cleanser: I am babysitting for six full days with Miss Truffle 🐾
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