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Captivating Company for Gents seeking genuine Connection inc Comic Counsel. B'ham FMTY ✈️ WARNING: Risk of injury if l like you 😈 hello @meettheminx .co.uk
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Morning Scamps! It rained all last night & continues as we speak, but I don't care, as I've nowhere to be in particular so I shall stay in, catching up on pesky little tasks & chores, with many a treat to keep myself cheered & focused. Baileys hot chocolate you say? Why not?! 😏
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Morning Wasters! Trapped indoors today & tomorrow for 2 parcels l need to sign for. So I've been cleaning in just a bra & no pants, completely forgetting the fact whilst cleaning the windows & vacuuming all the sills, so the neighbours have already had an eyeful... Oh well! 😏
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Merry Christmas Prudes & Perverts! I hope you all have a wonderful break, surrounded by loved ones & 2024 brings you all you'd ever dreamed of. Except my bottom, that is. Far too many of you have dreamt of that for my liking...!😬😈
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Just decided when l die, I'd like to be dressed in my finest lingerie, with stockings & heels. My figure's been the same since 16, so that'll work, & I'll arrange for my Minx memoirs to be published so excerpts can be read at the funeral. Give mourners something to chat about 🤭
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On a date with me, you MAY get whipped, encounter mild peril & moderate violence, but ONLY if you ask for it (in body language) l read the signs & deliver. You may also be lavished with affection if you crave it. But make no mistake it's always Love that I give. Tough Love 💪🏽😈
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I have no idea, but it's just joined my bucket list...😈💪🏽
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Oops! Too bad you guys;- my parcel arrived & I can leave the house now, so I'm fully dressed & off to play in the summer sunshine, - Yaaay! 🥰 Well when l say fully dressed, l mean I'll have a top & bottom on, but as skimpy as possible, obvs! 😈😏🔥
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Couldn't resist getting into the bath - even without any oils or bubbles, it's just blissful! 😌
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Oh btw, no need to GoFundMe for my elbow lift now guys! You were right, the scrotal look was down to constant pressure on my elbows whilst faffing on my phone for long periods. After abstinence & intense moisturising they're back to their silky selves & not a scrotum in sight! 😊
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Morning Ratbags! I have a sumptuous day of culture & fine dining planned later in a gorgeous walled city which l shan't reveal to all the crazy stalkers out there. But rest assured, there'll be feasting, frivolity & a lot of flighty flirting afoot! 😈🥰
#aliteration
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Morning Scumbags! I didn't sleep well last night, so l'm still exhausted.😩 Annoyingly I have to be up & about for a stupid car issue that's getting fixed today, but the MINUTE it's done, I'm going back to bed; you mark my words! 💤😴
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I keep thinking I'm getting too old to be a paid companion anymore, & l should leave it to all the younger hotter women out there;- But I'm GOOD at it, & l love my clients, so l don't want to stop! It's the best job in the World, so I'll just be Minxing till I drop, l reckon! 😈
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Men who really want to meet don't waste time flattering me in vague messages expecting me to be intrigued. They send me intelligent well written emails, with full details of the proposed date & attach ID, showing a genuine intent & commitment to book without any posturing.👌🏽
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Morning Twits! Got friends coming over later today, so l need to get some fresh food in, as l could accidentally kill them with my usual expired fare 🙄 People need to toughen up ffs! Anyway at least this means I get to eat really well for a bit instead of scavenging...🐷👌🏼😋
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Morning Dimwits! Well l survived my outdoor session yesterday, & really enjoyed it. My team were horrified by my husky voice & my chest hurt like an emphysemic 90yr old for ages afterwards, but I'm going back out today for more - l refuse to die of a silly cold! 💪🏽😏 G'Day All!
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A close friend is in hospital with Covid19 on a ventilator about to be put into an induced coma. A fit 40's, sporty, non smoker with kids of 20 & 22yrs old. Really puts this Pandemic into perspective when people in your own circle & age group are affected. 😔🙏🏽
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Make no mistake, Gents. On dates, you'll be ravished without mercy, with a risk of injury you're happy to take. Yes, some fantasies will come true...But you are only giving me EXACTLY what l want, how l want it. I am the Minx 😈
Come find me if you dare
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Utterly exhausted after today's shoot, but happy & excited to see the end results soon.
@alecfasani
didn't disappoint with his magical use of lighting; he makes me look so hot even l would do me! (& have been known😈) But enough about that! Watch this space for sneak peeks..🤭
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Ok - Minx Alert! are you all ready for this? Some pics are back & as l can't find a blurring tool I've covered some of my face but here goes!
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OMG Twerps! I posted 2 new pics earlier today but it was mysteriously never shown & can't work out why, so I'm trying again. High praise to the gorgeous & talented wife of
@alecfasani
who's retouched them for me to make me look flawless👌🏽Don't expect that in real life obvs! 🤭😍
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Morning Everyone! Remember this set? Skin tight, but l just fancy wearing it again...
#PrettyInPink
🥰
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Morning Scumblets! I was a good girl last night & went to bed early without watching ANY Porn! (I've checked my temperature & it seems Ok 🤔) However l WAS naughty beforehand, as I ate all the chocolate Brazil nuts l was keeping for Christmas... Oh well! Better buy more...🤭🐷
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Happy Sunday Slobs! I did NOT see the Northern Lights, despite staying up till 2am looking out for them. All l saw was the crescent🌙 partially obscured by cloud, so l feel cheated of a once in a lifetime experience, darn it! Never mind, got happy sporty plans today & Fooood! 🐷
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Morning Rabble! I feasted like a queen yesterday & enjoyed silly movies with my niece before sleeping in the squidgiest spare bed ever! Can't wait for more of the same today, with friends & family & feel so content l could burst! Or is that just food? 🤔🤭 Have a good day! 🧑🎄
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Does anyone else still not quite believe the clock change & keep obsessively checking their watch & phone, convinced they'll miss the train to London & be late for the birthday party?? No? Oh, only me then. As you were! 😬
#Clockchange
#daylightsaving
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Morning Rotters! Well l just had a right result after sitting next to & chatting to a rail worker on the platform earlier. He turned out to be the train manager & upgraded me to first class! My day just got off to a flying start, & l'm even more excited for my Shoot now... 🙏🏽🤗
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What's the big deal about men asking for nude pics on here? I don't have a problem with it per se. I might even comply & send you some if I'm in the right mood. They just won't be of me though, obvs...💅
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Morning Twits! I didn't sleep very well after scoffing 4 pieces of cake last night - Yes 4... Ugh! Tossed & turned all night & my stomach still hurts now, so there must've been some additive that disagrees with me, cos trust me, 4 pieces is NOTHING to a glutton such as l! 😡🐷
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Morning Twerps! I'm in a great mood today as I'm all set to meet friends for a big birthday lunch later & can't WAIT to stuff my face with all the yummiest things l can...🐷🙏🏽
Happy Sunday All!
#sundayvibes
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Morning Rogues! Our coach yelled at us the other day, saying we'd never win any trophies with our 'skinny arms' -"Mine aren't skinny!" I protested hotly flexing my guns. He glared at me & said 'The laws of physics have never applied to you' & upped our regime. I was SO smug! 🤭
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Well! I've just given the DPD delivery driver a treat after losing my door keys & having to receive the parcel through a window in my undies! As l fiddled with the lock apologising profusely; he just grinned and told me to take ALL the time l needed...😳
#exposed
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Morning Rogues! I woke up aching all over from the match yesterday where l played better than expected, so I'm tired, but happy.😏 Next match is tomorrow so I'll rest & gather my strength with no boozing tonight..😒 Another languid bath for my muscles beckons l think....🥰👍🏽
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Morning Rotters! Now I'm not going to be all judgy about how many you've had;- especially since I've probably had way more than you...
Fact is, l still want MORE...! I'm talking of course about pancakes - what did you think l meant?? 😈🐷
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Gorgeous sunny day outside & I'm wondering what mischief l can get up to today, without
1. Offending anyone
2. Getting arrested
3. Getting thrown out of anywhere
Life is HARD being a Minx! 😈
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Imagine always feeling welcome & loved wherever you go. That you'd succeed in all you do, & feel naturally gifted & healthy. Start pretending & believing it to be fact, & over time, your life will start reflecting your new beliefs & not just the negative expectations held now 🙏🏽
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Morning Rascals! Well! The Deadpool movie last night was one of the silliest, cheesiest most ridiculous things I've seen in a long time, with SO much gory gratuitous violence it beggars belief. But highly enjoyable escapism which was just what l needed 👍🏽😏
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Morning Fleshlings! Yes it's me; tweeting before 7am, how's that even possible? Because I've been for a RUN that's why! Without anyone just ahead waving chocolate buttons or behind me with a cattle prod! Smug doesn't even begin to describe my mood right now...🥰
#FitnessGoals
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Morning Rogues! Gosh, l really need to stop playing my rain sounds at night. They're sooo soothing & cosy I keep over sleeping every morning. Or maybe it's the fact that I'm watching naughty filth till the early hours....🤔 That's the more likely explanation 😈😆
#latenights
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Happy New Year Reprobates! For the first time in ages, l was up till 4am last night; 4am!! 😱 Not done that since my 30's, but l've known these friends since my teens, & had a fab time eating, drinking, chatting & watching fireworks at midnight. I didn't wake till noon today!🤪🤭
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Morning Twerps! I'm having the most decadent lie-in listening to the radio & thinking of all the super productive things l COULD do today, but... well,
as some of you know l'm severely afflicted with a disability... called Sloth.☺️🤫
#LazySundayMorning
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I'm wearing a short summer dress & the fan keeps completely blowing the skirt up under the desk, resulting in the most delicious sensation around my tiny thonged nether regions....Such a shame there's no video footage l can sell you...😈
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Rogues I'm up North battling intense boredom on a family visit & l suddenly remembered French knickers. What ever happened to those? Can you still buy them? This pointless question has taken over my mind to distract me from the tedium here; l need out!
#Boring
#FamilyDuties
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Seriously I'm starting to wonder if my sister and her partner are secret cannibals fattening me up for New Year with the way they've been feeding me and telling me l need 'more meat on my bones'....🤔🐷
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You know what l love? Clients who don't need to believe sex workers are all trapped in a vicious cycle of how we need to make money. Those who recognise some of us actually like SW & don't need rescuing or changing, & they love us for who we are; not as victims. 🙏🏽
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