Minturn Alexander
@minturnalexandr
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Left-handed, vaguely ginger. Fluent in both German and Furby. Occasionally amusing. Socialist, Anti-Fascist 🏳️🌈 he/him #BLM
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Ten years ago I bought this obscene 70's coffee set for £1 in a charity shop. It's so confidently ugly.
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I too have a hole for 6ft son.
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Oh no I’m in too deep. 🫣”confirmed bachelor” “not the marrying kind” “gay boyfriend with an apartment on the left bank” “antiques”…. “Liz Taylor” I dunno…
She may not be a girl’s girl but the Marchioness of Cholmondeley kinda ate here.
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She’s honestly living an 18th century courtesan’s dream. Homosexual husband off in France, not bothering her. Keys to the estate, affair with the heir to the British throne…
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I was attacked last night while walking the dog. Fun times, broken nose, broken wrist. Very swollen, very sore. Please send ice-cream, hugs and rhinoplasty money xox
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@marcusjdl
I wonder if her kids glance at each other as she downs another merlot and gets on her keyboard and think to themselves, how long do we have to play along with this? If my mom was a loon, but had a couple of billion waiting on me, I might be like 'sure there's 2 genders whatever'
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She may not be a girl’s girl but the Marchioness of Cholmondeley kinda ate here.
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I just had a flashback to when I lived in London and this waitress asked me if I was treating my dad to lunch for Father’s Day. I was on a date. ☠️
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Dating Mediterranean boys is all fun and games until you have to eat dinner at 10pm 🙃
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You know what’s kinda Embarrassing? The fact that the U.K literally owned & plundered 3/4ths of the globe & has nothing to show for it, siphoned TRILLIONS from India alone, you’d think the streets would be paved with gold, but no, it’s a shithole that can’t even build a rail line
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lol howwww did I never realise Feivel was a Jew? I mean. I was 6 but… makes sense.
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This Christmas movie has me feeling a certain way.
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@gomikjan
'The worst my body has ever looked' okay, so why did you post it then? Who posts the worst they've ever looked? Nobody. Ever! I also know that grey stormy-ass weather with nobody else in the pool was not a speedo moment. Whatever happened to just posting a ho pic, no thoughts?
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I’d blow him. His opinions are right. If you don’t blow someone who’s opinions are correct upon meeting them, then you’re the problem frankly
I don’t think I have heard a more accurate description, in recent times
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So I made out with a hot Columbian guy who decided to steal my phone mid-kiss last night, but while he was running away he dropped his wallet. So I have no phone, but I do have all his cards and a cute drawing of him by his niece. ✌️
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Urgh. I should not have watched "Unsolved Mysteries" on Netflix before bed, now I'm going to stay awake for the next 14 years wondering where Xavier Dupont de Ligonnès is. 😭
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Another day of sheer laziness? Might not leave the house until Spring has sprung.
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I am VERY drunk and my belly is fully of Guinness.
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@KofsBK
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Besides, this isn’t an historical representation of black people made by black people for black people. It’s literally, a trinket made by white people for the same white people exploiting black people for other white folks. Like. No - just because they look nice doesn’t mean shit
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Turns out. No I look like a Republican. Why my chin so big? 😭
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I love how many U.K. Eurovision fans are currently tweeting how they’re dying of the worst hangovers of their lives, as they get onto a 17 hour coach to take them 200 miles up the road. Imagine if the country had a functioning rail system. With a clean toilet to vomit in. 🥹
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@jelly_pack
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So Corbyn pronounces “Epstein” as it should be, regardless of American bastardisation and it’s suddenly “anti-semitic” - yet somehow Nigel “Farage” rhymes with “fromage” instead of “cabbage” ok hun.
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Oh he is truly the worst. He kept popping up on my TikTok like a year ago before I blocked him. His life is a total mess, his American husband divorced him and then he started doing meth, then he joined this cult… like the man is nutso.
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@jelly_pack
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Ahaha as a German speaker I find this baffling. It’s literally how it should be pronounced. 🤷🏼♂️ I would do the same, regardless of how Americans say it. I mean, they say Graham/Graeme as “Gram” - whatcha gonna do?
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I mean, to me it’s a prettier version of a golliwog covered in goldleaf. The point is, it’s sort of universally acknowledged in modern times to be racist and this lady, despite having a massive selection of jewels to choose from. Chose this one to meet Meghan. Suspect 🧐
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@protosemite
Als Gregor Samsa eines Morgens aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte, fand er sich in seinem Bett zu einem ungeheueren Ungeziefer verwandelt.
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Vaccine booster has laid me low. Can someone come smother me with my pillow plz.
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I know i’m so mean, but look at the absolute riot of this person’s cheese cake. People in the comments like “it looks so good” we need to stop lying to hot people.
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I just know this chonky cat has visions. It knows things, what will come to pass. He can see through the veil.
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If you're single and looking for a man, I think you should just go to the British Museum's new exhibition 'Life in the Roman Army' and walk around looking confused. You're welcome.
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House sitting for my dad and this jacuzzi bath got me
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My Valentine’s gift to myself. 💖 Say hello to Archie!
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“Is there anything you miss about living in Sweden?”
Erm...
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My dad is such a sweetheart, he saw me yesterday with my apple headphones and today an Amazon package with wireless earbuds arrived with a note saying “the kids don’t wear things with wires now” 🥺
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So they’re all these grizzled farm boys who live in a cabin together and they’re rude and have poor hygiene, but I want them all to bang me.
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@Gutter_Spice
I like the “stfu and take it” morning sex approach, because I arch my back, pretend I don’t want it but secretly got up and showered half an hour ago and pre-lubed with natural coconut oil. So maybe you’re just not committed.
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Britain is the kind of place where people do things simply to destroy the pleasure, happiness, joy, livelihoods, freedoms of others just for their own fun. It’s built into their nature to deprive someone of something,just because you can.
We are shocked and desperately saddened to learn that the famous Sycamore Gap tree at Hadrian's Wall has been felled overnight, in what appears to be an act of vandalism.
We know just how much this iconic tree is loved locally, nationally and by everyone who has visited.
We are
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30 years old today, my eyebrows still don’t meet in the middle.
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I WISH I had an Italian boyfriend: I’d hold him captive and use him for content on TikTok, I’d be like “yo Mauro? what you call this 🍏? Oh an ‘AP-Pelle my love’” 😂 then I’d have hot Italian sex with him and laugh as I looked at my likes.
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I’ve just popped a melatonin, if anybody needs me you have exactly 45 mins before I’m conscious 😴
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@AyoCaesar
I disagree that Sturgeon was in anyway boring. How you can say that is beyond me. She was concise, consistent. I mean what can you argue against potential labour policies that we’ve had for years in Scotland. I feel she did very well. I agree with your sentiments on the rest.
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Wrapping my prep in a slice of cheese like I’m a dog, as a little treat.
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I’m so shy, plz don’t ask me about my alt account. 😏💅🏻
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@protosemite
Ha they are? I’m both German and gay so maybe he just sticks in my mind especially, I have all his letters and diaries, I love him. My favourite line is from one of his unanswered love letters where he asks “can you even read my handwriting???”
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This ridiculously hot French politician has me in a chokehold 😭
Venez-nous rejoindre ce week-end pour lutter contre le RN ✊
On a tout le matos, des logements, de la bonne humeur et on est à 1h30 de Paris 🤯
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What’s everyone doing today? I haven’t left bed yet. Might not 🤷🏼♂️
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I’m watching Jaws 2 for the first time and... the Mayor from the first movie who let everyone get eaten by a shark is STILL the mayor... how did he get re-elected?? Oh wait, never mind.
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Me: I absolutely don’t have a type.
Also me every time a specific genre of older British man appears on the tv: 🥵🥰
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@fairycakes
Ahahaha DID YOU KNOW. If you are wearing a postman’s bag, you get free public transport on ALL travel within the uk. So I would now take it and make it ur new handbag.
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Given myself 3rd degree chemical burns with tretinoin again. 😔
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I love summer time in Scotland, you don’t even need to wear a coat. Just 4 or 5 other layers. 🌞
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