Mike Morse
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For those who believe in all those elaborate conspiracy theories, reflect on the fact that the US government can't unlock a goddamn iPhone.
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Fox News just reported that the turkey Obama pardoned yesterday flew to Syria and is now fighting for ISIS.
#ThanksObama
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Eulogies will take three minutes, where normally they would have taken at least half an hour
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Since I'm an actual working comedy writer, I want to help SJ craft this joke so its at least remotely funny...
"On my flight to NY, I kept getting woken up by a baby who wouldn't stop crying. Finally I said, "Melania, would you please go change Donald's diaper?"
You're welcome
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Happy to see this today because I like to buy my Halloween candy in August so that it's all scary-looking with bits of mold and mildew for the trick-or-treaters
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Just one more knight, Uncle Ricans! Then The Uncle Rico Show will arise once again!
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Happy Thanksgiving to all the Uncle Ricans out there! SKOL! We'll see you tonight for a very special Uncle Rico Show where we will discuss a very special turkey's road trip! Gageeeeeeya!
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The Uncle Rico Show will be back at full steam soon. In the meantime, enjoy this adorable picture...
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@MutteringJ
@IsoDoh
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Just tried TWICE to get on John's show... he BLOCKED me both times... find out more tonight on
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BREAKING NEWS: New nickname for Stuttering John announced... The Sheet Shitter
#MePoo
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Gulp... at the gym and it appears as though I'm being stalked by one of John's posse...
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FINALLY booked a headlining gig at Carolines in NYC! Come see me January 13 and 14! Nothing, and I mean nothing, could ruin this moment
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While Leno is in the hospital recovering from painful severe facial burns, I hope Stuttering John visits him so Jay can realize that his life could be worse
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A comedian would know how to spell Dave Chappelle's name and a Mensa member would know that there's an apostrophe in "racist's."
#Dabblecon
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More Uncle Rico coming tonight, dabblers...
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Happy Thanksgiving Eve to all the Dabblers out there!
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@Miserable_Show
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BREAKING NEWS: New nickname for Stuttering John announced... The Sheet Shitter
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Thanks to all the Uncle Ricans out there for letting us have so much fun! SKOL!!!
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Wishing a wonderful Christmas Eve to all the Dabblers and Uncle Ricans everywhere... Love, The Uncle Rico Show and The Blunder Years
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I'm not an elite comedy writer like Stuttering John, but I try my best. Back in '99, I did a series of pieces for Cracked Magazine about SJ, here's the 1st (more to come) want more SJ fun? Sign up to for
@TheUncleRicoSho
!!
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@levy_sir
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Holy Hacks, Caped Crusaders! The Uncle Rico Show will be back soon with new episodes! Pow! Bam! BEWWWMMM!
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It would be a dirty shame to miss
@TheUncleRicoSho
tonight at 7 pm (Eastern, not Pacific, for whom it may concern) with
@shalomshuli
@levy_sir
@TheUncleRicoSho
and who knows who else might show up?
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While shopping today, this dude walked past me & I fully expected him to say, "Ok, here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna take this shopping cart & start walking down the aisle, not too slow, not too fast. Make a left into the produce aisle & wait for one of Mr. Fring's men"
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Cindy Williams has died at age 75. In lieu of flowers, the family requests that donations of schlemiels and schlimazals be sent to your local Hasenpfeffer Incorporated
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A new Uncle Rico coming soon... in the meantime, enjoy...
@shalomshuli
@TheUncleRicoSho
@levy_sir
@Isodoh
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Merry Christmas to all you wonderful Uncle Ricans out there from
@TheUncleRicoSho
@shalomshuli
@levy_sir
@Isodoh
@StutjoDepot
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ONLY 14 SUBSCRIPTIONS TO GO, FOLKS! LET'S MAKE THE DREAM A REALITY!
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Quite impressive how John found a way to turn all this new-found interest in him into even less revenue
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@Isodoh
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It's unsettling when you flip from The Walking Dead to the
#Oscars
and not start screaming until you see Kim Novak
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As great as it was to be in Atlantic City last weekend, working on Crossing The Line with John Pizzi at the Borgata, it was an even greater honor to be voted Miss Congeniality
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When the pool guy tells you they won't be breaking ground until September
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@shalomshuli
@TheUncleRicoSho
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SPOILER ALERT: On next season's The Simpson's, a severe laryngitis epidemic sweeps over half of Springfield.
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Track 1: Hello, I Love Me
Track 2: Liars On The Storm
Track 3: Roadhouse Gig
Track 4: The Soft Penis
Track 5: Pay For Me Two Times
Track 6: Filthy Soul Kitchen
Track 7: When The Career's Over
Track 8: Light My Apartment On Fire (feat. Hal Sparks)
@TheUncleRicoSho
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Time for an actual comedy writer to help John. Besides being 8 years too late, it's terribly written. Try "In 2015, Hasbro vowed to replace this phallic-shaped tool from its Play Doh Cake Mountain playset. However, the tool will remain in its Dil Doh Fun Mountin' playset" instead
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I regret to inform you all that I have broken off my engagement to my beautiful fiancée Melissa because it turns out she's actually George Santos. Thank you for respecting my privacy during this trying time
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When the midlife crisis kicks in in the Camaro dealership isn't open until Monday
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Who's upset because he can't drink in coach? Find out the answer to this and more on the latest episode of The Uncle Rico Show: The Blunder Years, available at
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Folks, if can watch only one podcast this evening mocking the embarrassment that is Stuttering John, make it this one at 9 pm est
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I'm at
@CatchPrinceton
tonight and tomorrow! The roads are fine, so come on down for some fun!
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it had something to do with them weighing 1,000 pounds
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You won't need a license to laugh when you sign up to watch The Uncle Rico Show on Patreon! Find out what's making SJ shaken, not stirred!
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@Isodoh
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if this passenger isn't careful he'll become governor of new york
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ONLY FIVE HOURS UNTIL A SPECIAL UNCLE RICO EPISODE! Join us at 10 pm est tonight as we give thanks for everyone's favorite dabbler! SKOL!
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Question for Acme... how popular is Melba Toast that it gets it's own damn space on the aisle sign?
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Who called Yucko "Yoko The Clown?" Who repeatedly belched into his mic? Who had a great time goofing on SJ last night? Find out the answers to these burning questions and more by watching this episode of The Uncle Rico Show, free on YouTube!
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ALL'S I'M SAYING IS SELENA GOMEZ INVITED ME UP TO HER HOTEL ROOM AND I WOKE UP IN A BATHTUB FILLED WITH ICE AND STITCHES ON MY ABDOMEN
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Big night
@BorgataAC
last night!
@dontbehave
Steve Marshall killing it opening for the hilarious
@JohnPizzi
's comedy special taping! The legendary vampire himself
@levy_sir
was in attendance! Luv these guys, in a non-sexual, consensual-if-sexual way
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Getting ready to get my Rico on! In the meantime, please support our sponsor, Stutterin' John's House 'O Weird-Ass Drinking Vessels...
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Why is John mad at George Lucas? Find out TONIGHT on The Uncle Rico Show
@TheUncleRicoSho
is free Live at 8 PM ET tonight!
@shalomshuli
@levy_sir
And join our Patreon for more laffs … and subscribe to the our YouTube Ty all
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Latest free
@TheUncleRicoSho
is up now on YouTube . Subscribe. With
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@mikemorsesays
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Have you been good boys and girls? More importantly, have you been Miserable? Good! Enjoy this Miserable Men exclusive video
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Hey Uncle Ricans! More Uncle Rico & Blunder Years coming your way! Get your friends to subscribe so The Boys can make their pilgrimage to The Pickwick! Don't miss another moment of the moronic madness!!
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I hope no one records this performance so some ne'er-do-wells can critique it
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@TheUncleRicoSho
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It's gonna be a GREAT
@TheUncleRicoShow
this Sunday night, so don't miss it!
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@StutjoDepot
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LET'S GET READY TO DAAAABBBBLLLLE! It's The Uncle Rico Show live at 8 ET! On
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I have absolutely no doubt that John has actually taken candy from a baby
Funniest thing he’s ever said! HAHAHAH! The alcohol must be kicking in!
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I don't care what you naysayers and nabobs of negativism say. I, for one, am thrilled that SJ has decided to dabble once again in comedy. Congrats, John! For more SJ fun, watch The Uncle Rico Show on
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ATTENTION DABBLERS! Don't despair, there will be a brand-new Uncle Rico show tomorrow! If you know, you know. If you don't, check out to catch up on the fun! Gageeya!
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Finally found the pic of me and my good friend Louie Anderson. RIP funny man
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I will give $327 cash to anyone who gives Trump a quiz on the military facts he just read off the teleprompter
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This health care bill is so bad for women, Caitlyn Jenner just called her doctor and asked for her penis back
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Now that it looks as though Twitter may shut down, I am begging... BEGGING... Dennis Miller to finally finish those Michelle Wolf jokes he's been crafting since 2018
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Will this be the film that catapults
@levy_sir
to Hollywood stardom? Find out on today's EXCLUSIVE BS Show for YouTube and Patreon members! Not a member? Sign up at
@shalomshuli
@StutjoDepot
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THE UNCLE RICO SHOW PRESENTS: THE BLUNDER YEARS!! TONIGHT AT 9 PM est
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Oh Hey Guys... I'll be a guest on today's Point/Dabblepoint! It's been a CRAZY week in the Dabbleverse, so you don't want to miss this episode... join us at 4 pm est
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Feel like some SJ dabblin' on a brisk February weekend? Then come to Dabblecon 2023 in scenic Rochester, NY on 2/3 and 2/4... comedy, music, live podcasts, awards, and much more!
@shalomshuli
@levy_sir
@Isodoh
@StutjoDepot
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With
@Mrjimflorentine
for the Don Buchwald roast. If he plays his cards right, I'll let him get to 3rd base tonight
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Happy
#HackFriday
everybody! When you're done getting great deals on bad jokes, check out
@TheUncleRicoSho
at
@shalomshuli
@levy_sir
@Isodoh
@StutjoDepot
SKOLLLLLLLL
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Looks like Jeffrey Ross just got back from a weekend at the Chernobyl Comedy Club
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Rejoice, Uncle Ricans! A new Uncle Rico Show is coming tomorrow! Sunday is Funday! Sign up on to catch up on all the episodes!
@TheUncleRicoSho
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@levy_sir
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When you want to commemorate your sperm's potency but don't want to get too close to the chick and give her any crazy ideas about co-parenting with her
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ATTENTION: Bob Levy foolishly picked the Bills to win, so he will be shaving his armpits on tomorrow's BS Show
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Dabblers and Dabblettes, check out the sensation that is sweeping the nation... The Uncle Rico Show! All Stuttering John, All The Time! Here's a FREE episode!
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