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@DabblingJohn

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@DabblingJohn
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The magazine of the unfortunate. @whoarethesepod @VinniePaulino
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@clipsthatgohard Wait around and find out.
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@brutalvidss "Oh shit! Bad idea! Bad idea!"
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@clipsthatgohard It appears that a chair to the face comes with free moob and man hug tickets.
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@HumansNoContext Oh shit! Literally!
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@clipsthatgohard Would have been great if a third guy would have stepped up, turned the handle and it opened.
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@_Savage__boi I wouldn’t call that”kicking.” More like “rolling.”
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@clipsthatgohard So the incoming rocket isn't expected until October 5th and they are already running? They should be good.
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@ViciousVideos Impressed. Not one hair was pulled.
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@Alphafox78 I would at least put my hands out and try to deflect it.
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@detectclips Maybe not. Nowadays she could be a he.
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@detectfights Looks like the shirt wasn't hindering his capabilities after all.
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@CoCoDdreadhead @InsaneRealitys It's not, has to be done to relocate it. The mistake here was not having someone hold the tail.
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@interesting_aIl That dude is "The Dude."
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@Alphafox78 Damn. How long is this? I've been waiting 10-minutes for that trap to go off and can't wait much longer. I've got things to do!
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@RobberyFaiI A "10" for the street planking.
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@detectfights He had no excuses and just couldn't take it anymore.
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@ThebestFigen Great. I'm about to waste some productive office time.
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@il0venostalgia Clear plastic furniture covers and the smell of mothballs.
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@PlutarchStepson @UltraEgyptian @OTerrifying Could be. They do tend to all look-alike.
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@clipsthatgohard His lessons are over.
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@Alphafox78 this one
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@FightHaven I think it was over the last pair of clean panties.
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@Alphafox78 Two dudes dancing.
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@JebraFaushay I thought she was trans at first glance.
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@datsjackedup Nice street plank!
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@ViciousVideos Points deducted. He didn't bounce.
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Dabble Dabble Doo!!!!!
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The Dabbler was served.
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@detectfights He needs a visit.
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@RestrictedVids Patient drop-off and pick-up
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Dabbey Road
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BREAKING NEWS: John Melendez causing more problems this morning at the Bagels & Beers bar!
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Hey @stutteringjohnm your trip from NY to AL takes you right through Greenville, SC, which is @AnthonyCumia territory. Why haven’t you planned a stop at his home? @whoarethesepod
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So, the next filthy and brainless chapter begins. @whoarethesepod @weirdmedicine
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@OTerrifying That’s Bob.
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"Florida, here we come!" @whoarethesepod
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@JebraFaushay You're right. She's stunning!
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@KaliFontanilla Maybe you should have worked on that voice and washed your face.
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@xBrenda19 A secret friend or just someone to rub those boobies?
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On 9/11/2020, @ChrissieMayr told John that she heard "he dabbled in comedy." Little did John know, his smug and conceited reaction to it would lead him to a cheap motel, in the middle of nowhere, sharing a room with 2 cats. @whoarethesepod
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@ClownWorld_ Why did it take a visit for them to figure out that dude is a dude?
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@FadeHubb She needs a visit.
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@SpellOdyssey @AMAZlNGNATURE I get why they call it giraffe-like (because of it's head), but "often called the "forest giraffe" for its zebra-like legs" makes no sense to me.
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It's Friday Lady K! @whoarethesepod
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RIP Sinead. You and your voice will be missed!
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@NoContextHumans “Buns please, “Don’t talk with your mouth full,” and “Damn, this is good!”
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What the hell?
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@GrahamAllen_1 I remember when it was really cool to see a rainbow.
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Without security holding him off tonight, Stuttering John finally squares off and defends his children against Patrick Melton!
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@ViciousVideos Simple math
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Coming this fall! @whoarethesepod
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So John goes after a family member of Karl who has cancer. He tried to delete it but Reddit caught it. He’s taken it too far this time and the gloves should be off going forward.
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@Emilio2763 He needs a visitor
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Wow
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Is this really the keychain that dumbass ordered?
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@OnlyBangersEth So, did the shark drop his I.D. during the attack? Fin prints?
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@detectclips Nice grill.
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@brutalfightz Should have put them in the same holding cell.
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@detectfights Probably just running to change her britches.
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@clipsthatgohard Should have grabbed one of these.
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All in the family @whoarethesepod
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Please be careful during your street rants John. Really, for God sakes man, do it for the children, THE CHILDREN DAMMIT! @whoarethesepod
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Look what John stole from the gym today.
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John is NOT happy!
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Uncanny. My apologies to Beet. @whoarethesepod
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Oh no! John forgot his all-new fit body in LA!
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@Alphafox78 Absolutely before and WHY?
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@Alphafox78 So realistic!
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I think Stuttering John will find out that Florida is not California and his drunken, smug, and smart ass liberal personality will eventually trigger a random "Florida man." It'll be something that won't end well for John.
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“We, the Jury, find the defendant, John Melendez guilty... @whoarethesepod
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