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Issue No°37 Better to die on your feet than on your knees Far Right apparently, This is OUR cuntry 🏴🇬🇧 ITFC 💙🤍
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Good morning cockwombles 🙋♂️
Today's hangover is a bad un.🥺🤯
But tomorrow's is gonna be even worserer...unless ❌️
#VoteReformUK
#NeverLabour
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@PatrickChristys
You're better than this Patrick,
He's part of the problem, you can defend him as a friend but don't expect us to give him anything other than exposure to his Far Left extremist views.
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Considering I was homeless 4 weeks ago I suppose I should be proud of myself for turning things around. I know I fuck about but I'm finally the happiest I've been in ages. Put in the effort & shit works out.
I don't do materialistic crap, so this is me..
*send nudes 🥰💦
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Just tried to put 50p in this, fucking spazz came outta the boozer & said its his motor.
#lowestoftSpoons
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Oi oi Cockwombles 🙋♂️
In the boozer with Stuart 🍻
Let's fucking play 🥰🖕🏻
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Oi oi Cockwombles 🙋♂️
Thought I'd cum back to check that you're all cunts 🖕🏻
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@VidzViral97
Has anyone checked the broom cupboard, he could be bunking down with Gordon the Gopher, just a thought 🤔
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Rozzers are outside my gaff 😳
Bet a neighbour has complained about the suspicious smell.
Oops 😬 🤭 fuck em!!
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Happy Dead Birthday Dad 🥳
You ain't missed fuck all, naarrwich are still shite & I'm as wonderful as ever.
Cheers 🍻
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#HMPWandsworth
Anyone thinking she's paying of a debt..
You'd be correct
Brrrrapp Brrrapp blud innit 🙄
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This guy took a large e-bike battery into a lift, when the door closed the electro charge of the battery turned the lift into an all round magnetic field. The battery may have been damaged, but, if you see some numpty taking their e bike into a lift, get out quick
@millwall_mr
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Good evening cockwombles 🙋♂️
Took my grandparents out today, nan's pissed so on coffee in a boozer, I've never felt so ashamed 😞
Grandad can't remember if he's had a shit or not💩🥺
I've had a spliff & gonna ride this fucker out 🤫🤯🤗🤣🤣🖕🏻
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Right, had a spliff, time to tackle my garden. Like a fucking jungle to me..
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Right, I'm outside the boozer & having the time of my life..
C'mon England 🏴
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Good morning cockwombles 🙋♂️
Happy Friday & stuff 🤗
Off to meet up with
@stu_will_i_am
in Cambridge for the night🍻🍻 then races at Newmarket tomorrow 🐎
If one of us doesn't return please let it be known, EVERYTHING is his fault.
Anyway
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Enjoy the game cunts 🤝🏻
To stoned to go to the boozer.
Sitting in da sun on it..
C'mon England 🏴🍻😍
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Fucking hell, boozer was a struggle 😫
Asked the obvious for weed
He said everyone thinks I'm undercover rozzer🖕🏻
So.
Showed him my timeline on here 😉😳
To cut a long story short, I'm now in possession of a 1/4 & they think I'm a cunt.
So mission accomplished 🤗
Cheers 🍻🍻
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Fucking crying at this...🤫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Surprised fannie didn't knock on the door.
@millwall_mr
@AnniexxKaren
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On the goal post at Portman Road yesterday..🤣🤣🤣🤣
Uppa fucking Towen 💙 🤍
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Good morning cockwombles 🙋♂️
Fank fuck for Fridays 🤗🍻🍻
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Good afternoon cockwombles 🙋♂️
First pint in my new town.🍻
Decent sports bar, proper sleepy.
Have a good un 👍
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Oi
@UberAbdul
fam,
Sorry for the loss of Spunkle Mohmadahamda , a loyal servant to yo's cumpony 🥺
& also yo's mistress ☠️🦄(no donkey emoji 🤷♂️)💔
In my thoughts 🙏🤜🏻🤛🏾
*looking forward to yo explaining this to yo's insurance 🤔😏
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Time to chill in da garden..
Enjoy your night cockwombles 🍻🤝🏻❤️
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I'm fucked 🥳 🤯
Stoned & getting pissed, just agreed to go into town in an hour.
This ain't gonna go well 😕 😬🤣🤣
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Good morning cockwombles 🙋♂️
Off to church ⛪️
Question I'll be asking the Big Man.
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True story
This cunt was my teacher at skool.
He was clearly a nonce.
A few of us reported him back in the 80s. 🤬
Got told to shut up, hope the cunt gets a kick in. 3rd time he's been up for it.
Will the parole board twats get sacked 🤔 we know the answer don't we.🤷♂️
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The one thing I like about twatter is...
You can spot a fick cunt a mile off, so you check their bio & whom they follow & straight away you get that buzz of blocking them cos they'll definitely have pronouns, # ,lefties & Woke.
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Good afternoon cockwombles 🙋♂️
It's celebration o'clock 🍻🍻
Great news, I move into my new bungalow Wednesday morning.
Finally getting out of this immigration hostel.
Happy as fuck 🤗 free 3/4 pint cos the barrel went🍻
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Stoned and pissed 🤗
Decent Saturday
Enjoy your day cockwombles 🍻🤝🏻🖕🏻
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Well that's a bonus, didn't donate my sweepstake winnings to a kids charity 🤗💷
Cheers 🍻
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So
@UKLabour
It's your watch now, after 14 years sitting there telling us what's wrong with the cuntry, surely you've got a plan. Or have you just been spending your time moaning but not actually doing anything.
Chickens are cummin home to roost now.
We're waiting 🤷♂️🏴🇬🇧
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Good morning cockwombles 🙋♂️
Breakfast before I fuck off out of this immigration hostel.
Nervous as fuck moving to a gaff and town I've never seen. 😬
Gotta eat 3 chocolate ice creams cos I ain't wasting food some African cunt would die for 😋🍦🤣
Have a good un 👍 🤗🥰🖕🏻
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Good morning cockwombles 🙋♂️
It's finally time.
My baby buh is going to see Ipswich in the Premiership for the 1st time in his life 🤗
Win, lose or draw we're going to enjoy the ride. 🥳⚽️🍻⚽️🍻
Uppa fucking Towen 💙🤍🏴🇬🇧
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Gutted, was going to crack on with the garden. 🌬⛈️
Cheers global fucking warming. Bullshit 🤬
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Have a good un cockwombles 🍻🏴
Off to enjoy the game & getting fucked up.
Bit of
#itfc
luck..
10 German bombers & the RAF...🤗❤️
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Trying to see my Dr.
But apparently he's fucked off to Greece on a walking holiday. So that looks dead in the water.
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Good afternoon cockwombles 🙋♂️
All sorted for tomorrow's move.
So obviously it's pint o'clock 🍻
Have a good un 👍
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Good morning cockwombles 🙋♂️
@stu_will_i_am
didn't bum me, which is a bonus.
Breakfast then off to the races 🐎
Have a fud of a day 🤗🥰🖕🏻🍺🍺🍺
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Cheers cockwombles 🍻
Trying to stay for the boxing.
Shorts are in, mind you it's like a pint for me 😢😜
Stoned and fucked, this is why God invented weekends.
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Twatter is fucking shite.
Endless ads, 3000 likes from sex bots. Time to take a break again me thinks.
Back to talking bolloxs with you lot on WhatsApp.
Nice one
@elonmusk
🖕🏻
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Good afternoon cockwombles 🙋♂️
It's pub o'clock 🍻
Few pints of the black stuff a cheeky spliff & some more music 🎶
Perfect Sunday 🤗
Have a good un 👍
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@Bobbybollocks2
Oi oi Bobby buh.🤝🏻🥰
To cheer you up I've got your mug tattooed on my nads.
I'm with you 💯
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Good afternoon cockwombles 🙋♂️
Sat here in my new gaff, all I can hear is birds and the occasional gunshot but without police sirens and helicopters in tow.
Fucking love it 🤗🥰
Staying in tonight and chilling out 😎🍻
Have a good un 👍
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Twatter friends..question? Why is it you WhatsApp me these & expect me to post them..haven't you got the bolloxs or just enjoy seeing me get 7 days in jail 🤔 😉🤣🤣🖕🏻
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Good afternoon cockwombles 🙋♂️
You can shove your County Lines & stab vests.
It's all go here in Suffolk.
Locals putting the world to rights in their fancy clobber. 😏
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Good evening cockwombles 🙋♂️
Be rude not too 🍻🍻
Bets are winning & my new cot turned up 🤗
Have a good un 🤝🏻🖕🏻
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Why did it take me 50 years to realise a great way to hide a few crafty spliffs for footy & to preserve them from getting damaged in transportation 🤔😏🤗
I really should be on Dragons Den.
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2 seconds in the races..
Unlike my sex life where I normally cum 1st 💦💦
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Good morning cockwombles 🙋♂️
Happy Friday twatter world.
Have a fud of a day 🤗
Especially naarrwich fans 🤫🖕🏻🤣🤣
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There's always a few saft cunts that have no sense of humour..
Well if you don't like my style, jog on.
To old & wise to give a fuck about if I've upset your feelings.
Time for a spliff & take a slow stroll down the boozer 🤗🍻🍻
Have a good un cockwombles 🤝🏻🖕🏻
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Good morning cockwombles 🙋♂️
There's hell of a lot of salty cunts on here..
Strange that they mostly seem to be sweaty socks & bindippers 🤔
🏴🍻🏴🍻🏴🍻🏴🍻🏴🍻
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Good morning cockwombles 🙋♂️
12 hours in twatter jail for this😳
Wtf??
Saft cunts 🙄🤣🤣🤣
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Bloke at the train station just asked me if I want a spliff 😳
Do I look like some cunt 🤔
So yeah that was probably a mistake, cos I'm now fucked and still waiting for my train.
This is only going to go one way 🤪
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Shocking behaviour 😳
The boozer is closed 😥
I remember when this cuntry was run correctly 🍻🍻🇬🇧🏴
About turn, munchies & a carry out it is then from the shop.
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Good morning cockwombles 🙋♂️
There's a big yellow thing in the sky ,not sure what it is??
Have a fud of a day 🤝🏻❤️🖕🏻
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Good evening cockwombles 🙋♂️
Pub time innit 🍻🍻
Gonna try to play pool but there's no hop up🥺
Have a good un 👍
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