Terry Christian complaining about the BBC reporting on a War that ended 75 years ago, yet opens his Twitter Bio with a reference to his "Awards" won 34 years ago is one of the reasons why I blocked the vacuous little twat. 👍
Please don't make Steve Bray A Thing again.
He's spent the last 8 years of his life achieving the Square Root of Fuck All, beyond making a few simpletons on Twitter laugh at his "Crazy Antics".
He's an absolute C**T and so is anybody who supports him.
Take a bow, Margaret Hodge.
“You’re a fucking anti-Semite and a racist,” Hodge told him. “You have proved you don’t want people like me in the party”.
You've just become a legend. 👍
Fuxache. I'm no fan of Farage, but you need to have the mental age of a two year old to find pouring a milkshake over a Politician you don't like even remotely big, clever or funny.
I'm a big fan of John Prescott in this matter.
Gary Neville finding out that Real Life and Twitter are not the same thing is pretty funny.
Just saying "F-ing Tories" on Twitter will only get him as far as the Labour Party conference, he's got no comeback when he can't just block the person pointing out how terrible he is.
A very awkward moment for Gary Neville on
#HIGNFY
as Ian Hislop points out he could criticise Qatar's human rights from home without taking their money.
[Via BBC]
Bloody Hell! That Naz Shah tweet was real!
Can you imagine a Tory MP getting away with this, let alone telling victims of horrific child abuse to "shut their mouths for the good of diversity".
This is calibre of the current crop of Corbynite MP's within the Labour Party.
👀
I've no idea who Darrell is, but he's described Stewart Lee's career perfectly.
His act's just sneering at people more successful than he is, whilst his fans believe they're in on some kind of high level intellectual joke which must make them intellectuals themselves. 🙄
Fresh from being Missing Person Investigation Experts, Twitter effortlessly pivots to being experts in the European Food Chain and the agricultural impact of unseasonal weather.
#BrexitFoodShortages
As much as I don't care about Kate Middleton'photo, they knew exactly what they were doing when she posted a badly photoshopped picture, with an out of season plant in the background, without her Wedding Rings...
It's like they're playing with the press.
#PhotoGate
There's a case for saying walking out in front of a Jew Hating Mob, whilst openly being a Jew, is asking for trouble.
But if a PoC was told not to walk out in front of a protesting Racist Mob, I suspect the main question would be "why would you allow a racist mob to assemble?"
Jerry Sadowitz once got punched for opening his Montreal Comedy Festival slot with "Hello Moose Fuckers. The two worst things about Canada is that half of you speak French and the other half let them"
What the hell did those idiots in Edinburgh expect to happen at his shows?
Whilst taking a break from making jokes about raping woman and disabled people,
@frankieboyle
is taking a pop at
@rickygervais
for making insensitive jokes.
You really couldn't make it up. 🙄
"... you get the beef joint, the frying steaks, half a pound of sausages, a pack of braising steak, not one but TWO pounds of mince beef, all for Twenty Quid, and if that's not enough, I'll throw in a box of eggs..."
Matt Hancock earns £145,492 a year.
Most top flight footballers earn that in less than a month.
Matt is working long hours 7 Days a week, footballers are keeping themselves fit in their luxury mansions.
Give your head a wobble, Dominic. 🙄
So after asking footballers to take a pay cut and being told that New Zealand’s govt are taking 20% pay cuts, Matt Hancock is asked by
@piersmorgan
if he will take a pay cut.
“I will work even harder,” he replies.
In other words, a big “no.”
Clearly, do as I say not as I do.
@Blueshum
@jeremycorbyn
@theresa_may
If you add up ALL the other parties with the exception of the DUP & Tories, Labour are STILL short of a majority. What aren't you getting?
@TheFastShow1
I'm pretty sure I found this account because members of the show retweeted it. I'm sure they don't care you don't own the copyright.
Keep up the good work and joke about what you want to joke about. 👍
Embarrassing. This wasn't an assault, Chorley Council passing a motion for a Ceasefire is about as effective as me passing a motion for a lottery win.
It's pointless virtue signalling like this that makes the hard left a laughing stock.
“THIS IS CHORLEY, NOT GAZA”
Tory councillor, Craige Southern, ASSAULTS me when we challenge Chorley council on why they have not passed a motion for ceasefire in Gaza during the horrific genocide.
First Hoyle stops our voice, now this!
Chorley will be heard!