Alex Trebek is so unfazed by anything, he could be like, "I understand you've made an unusual acquaintance?" and you're like "Yes Alex I met my pen pal, who is a centaur" and he'd say "My, well they sure can get places in a hurry, can't they? Alright Sam has command of the board"

mentioned Brave New World to my girl and she said "is that the one with the toaster? wait maybe I'm thinking of The Brave Little Toaster"

RT @dannywgoodwin: The Bill Simmons Podcast during the Civil War

RT @dannywgoodwin: The Pat McAfee Show after Pearl Harbor

saw an Amelia Earhart exhibit at the airport and I really wish it was at Arrivals and not Departures

RT @dannywgoodwin: The Pat McAfee Show after the JFK assassination

Mark Cuban: and for that reason I’m out me: [under my breath] says the guy who let Jalen Brunson walk

RT @dannywgoodwin: Inside the NBA after Abraham Lincoln’s assassination

AI answers questions like the friend you politely hear out before asking someone else

"I know I'm a lot" oh have you tried being less

RT @michaelgooood: why does it look like the real announcers are tied up in a trunk somewhere

@betchesluvthis @_everythngsfine yeah go for it

RT @dannywgoodwin: The Bill Simmons Podcast during the Iran Hostage Crisis

reading Dante's Divine Comedy like "man comedy's come a long way"

RT @dannywgoodwin: Inside the NBA at the Battle of the Alamo

RT @dannywgoodwin: The Bill Simmons Podcast after Pearl Harbor

RT @dannywgoodwin: The Bill Simmons Podcast right after 9/11

RT @michaelgooood: companies will raise their price 13% and be like btw this was very hard for us :(

RT @dannywgoodwin: The Bill Simmons Podcast right after the JFK assassination