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@ryanmfrank
@NYPDnews
@NYPDTips
@NYPDTransit
Chalk an outline around their cars and they’ll be irresistibly drawn to the scene of the crime
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@RyanAFournier
It’s a national embarrassment that you can lie this much and get traction. This is some BS.
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@EylonALevy
The sentiment of “Genocide is acceptable, if it’s done by attractive people” results in mass murder.
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I work for
@verizonfios
Customer Service and I love putting callers who complain about their Fox News being out on hold forever
Five TV's in my home under
@verizonfios
and this is what I get for the 9th consecutive day!👇
@FoxNews
down while
@CNN
crystal clear!
I tried everything!
NO wiring has changed in my home and Verizon's only appointment is in one week!
#censorship
@VerizonSupport
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Hey
@dtamberelli
did you ever look at us and think “we will be doing this thirty years later outside of Philly, each with a baby daughter?”
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Happy birthday to
@dtamberelli
who is the scrappiest, sludgiest, slimiest, and sweetest fake TV brother I have ever had. I will stop holding your daughter hostage now, as a present.
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@GerryDuggan
@MichaelCohen212
@BuzzFeedNews
@POTUS
@realDonaldTrump
Let me tell you, Michael to Michael : you're gonna regret this.
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@Genesis33K
@realDonaldTrump
In your world:
1. the stock market sets records every day but we need to cut taxes for the rich.
2. Republicans control 3 branches of gov't but are somehow oppressed.
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I’m 46, not 47, for the record.
28 Years Later, The Adventures of Pete and Pete's Danny Tamberelli and Michael C. Maronna Are Still Best Friends (Exclusive)
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@robrousseau
@DiamondandSilk
I would rather my daughter marry a member of MS-13 than a Webster or a Merriam
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@MikePinola
@hello__caitlin
You misspelled “pays their workers an hourly wage that doesn’t force them to seek supplementary benefits from the govt or work hours so long that they never see their family” but that’s a difficult one, I understand.
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@violentvortex
@TheJoeDupree
@tornadokid3
@DanScavino
@NFL
@Giants
@oliviervernon54
Hey everyone Kimberly canceled oppression we are all equal now and if you're poor it's your own damn fault and throw in a hashtag
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@bdomenech
You ALMOST understand colonialism, don't forget that your father in law tried to name some streets in Saigon
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I nominate
@dtamberelli
as my tribute
Congratulations to our first ever Daniel of the Month, the boy who lived himself, Daniel Radcliffe. We’ve reached out to his people for comment but at press time we haven’t heard back.
Who should the next DoTM be? Let us know in the comments. All Dans considered.
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@bransonreese
Bullying works!
Classic Looney Tunes shorts will continue to stream on Max.
Max says an earlier press release announcing the title's departure from the platform was an "error."
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@DanKEberhart
@SpeakerPelosi
The government shutdown is a political stunt. Asking people to work for free while the television cameras are pointed at you is a political stunt. Who are you kidding?
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Sadly, this is confirmation. Our Mom, Judy Grafe, has rejoined the Big Metal Plate in the sky. Fake TV Family is not always conventional, but when it clicks, it’s wonderful. I’ll miss her and I’m grateful for all the time between takes as well as what everyone saw on camera. 💔
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@dksaga1
@EylonALevy
You can’t remember what happens each time the occupying power says a genocide is not happening? Of course you can.
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Stephanie owned the haunted house in South Orange from Halloweenie and still does !
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Rest In Peace to John Heard - he used to hit on all the moms on the set of Home Alone 1 & 2 and creeped me out.
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@VintageArtCafe
Usually you signify your Rush affiliation with some kind of ornament...a red hat, a swastika, so that other people can avoid those situations.
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WHO: The People of the Forest
WHAT: Climbing down from the trees
WHEN: Fall time
WHERE: Tennessee
WHY: In order to find a warm place to lay their eggs
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@TheRealLoriJ
Lori, what matters is that your president is a racist garbage pile stoking hate of brown people.
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@NeilWMcCabe2
@NRCC
You also work with the Pizzagate guy, so your judgment of what constitutes a threat is...suspect
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@DVSblast
@bummermaid
“E-man” because I’ve known him longer, naturally, being from the store
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@benshapiro
Look at how weak you become when you can’t pre-empt each statement with “my wife is a doctor”
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@bethanyshondark
@cheesdees
So your article is "befriending neonazis is for thee, not for me"
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@lyndseyfifield
@TheDCSentinel
@carterforva
Smarter than the person who does digital for
@Heritage
?
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You can get with this...or you can get with that.
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@bennyjohnson
@realDonaldTrump
@WhiteHouse
“Congress shall make no law...” now can you find “the corporation known as Twitter” in the First Amendment? I didn’t think so, you drooling chud.
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@KellyOcchiuzzo
@benshapiro
I, too, would like to see Ben humiliated far beyond what I thought possible.
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@ColBannister
@GovMikeHuckabee
Clamoring for more guns and dehumanizing LGBT people is a hell of a way to go through life, son. Re-examine your life choices.
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@BrendaJHackney1
That's California. This is Local 420, B. O. F. A. and we do things a little differently here on the East Coast. If they call about Fox News reception being bad, I put them on hold until lunch. After lunch, I'm feeling a bit better and I might hang up on them.
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@daltonWEARScaps
Nothing like calling slurs “free speech” and selling a cup of them for $100
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At this age, I hadn’t yet grasped the concept of “nose” let alone developed the coordination and cunning to acquire one by stealth
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I dream Agnes Varda all the time
Varda all the time
Varda all the ti-ime
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@RepMarkMeadows
Did you read the transcript? That would answer your questions better than impotent bleating.
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Sex Pizza? I thought they closed that place down!
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@amyalkon
@TK9582
@clairlemon
Nothing says “know-it-all” like telling multiple firefighters “I have articles.”
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@JustinMcElroy
@Nickelodeon
@NickelodeonPR
This would be the right thing for Nickelodeon to do, especially after that experimental eye surgery that has left me completely unable to blink since 1995
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Got a very nice delivery in the mail recently
@mezzotintlabel
@TheBandPolaris
@MarkMulcahyHQ
Christmas came early
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