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if people don’t see you as crazy this means your mind is at the same levels as NPCs.
you don’t stand out and that means you’re a sheep. you blend in.
the genius stands out and they call him crazy.
but he is not offended because it shows he is not like them
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My mom wants me to date her friend's daughter, saying she nice and has good manners blah blah blah... she literally dunno we're already ex's!🤦🏽♂️
Should I tell her???😂
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If the third emoji on your phone is to determine your mood this week, which one will it be?
Mine: 😍
I guess I'll be seeing brezz all week!😂
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Shout out to all the guys who have good intentions, good hearts, actually love ladies and treat them with respect!👏🏽🙌🏽💯
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"Sex" always isn’t everything... have y’all tried just laying down, playing with eachother's hands while they talk about life. Those are the moments to live for.
Deep talk and understanding eachother's background!😍
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We all know "sex" is supposed to be a marital privilege but in this generation it has become an audition for dating!
Sex is everywhere these days!🥴
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Dear God, please provide food and shelter for the homeless children in every streets of this world!🙏🏽❤️😭
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Having sex with a tall girl is really fun, until she wraps her legs around you and you start feeling like you're being attacked by an octopus!🐙😂💔
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So who told African drivers that the best time to buy fuel is after loading the passengers?😂💔
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Dear queens, a big dick alone can't take care of you and raise your kids, get yourself a man with vision and lifetime plan... my dear you won't be horny forever!
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You need zero degrees to be a business owner but you need a degree to work for a business owner. Read this sh!t again!
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Shout out to the real ladies out there staying faithful to their guys even if they can't afford them the "luxurious things" in this world👏🏽🙌🏽💯
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My gf just texted me "Hey boo, I'm coming to your place, and when I get there I want you to make me wet"😘
I just went out to get 5 buckets full of water, she'll know me today!😂
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My sister if your guy's phone rings and he looks at the phone screen and say "wtf this niqqa want?"... please know it's her, that bitch!🏃🏾♂️😂💔
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Welcome to Twitter where everyone tends to be a motivational speaker in the morning and suddenly becomes a mad savager and deadly troller in the evening!😂💔
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Ladies, a guy can have sex wid u on the first date and end up marrying u. He can also wait a year, have sex wid u and dump u. You can never measure a guy's real intentions by mere period of time.
Pray to God u meet a guy wid a pure heart that'll love, respect & cherish u!❤️
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Mark Zuckerberg has already made 4$ billion in 2018, and still goes by the name Mark. Kweku Dade won only GH¢1000 on My Bet and he has changed his name to Dollar Man😂
Abeg who get correct gun for there😂💔
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And the sad truth is that, being a good girl gets you no where these days... all these niqqas love and want bad bitiches!😐
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Ladies, please stop staring at us when we're walking with our girlfriends in town.
We're aware we made the wrong decision!😂
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Write "I would like to" and let your keypad complete the sentence.
Someone is going to be exposed here!😂
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After you fingering her, you smelled your finger and later squeezed your face, sia ta what were you expecting? A gucci perfume scent?😂💔
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So this girl posted: "no one can ever take what God has given to me“ and I commented "where is your virginity?"
She has blocked me and I dunno why😭
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Never let the internet takes place of your Bible and your God
Happy Sunday!❤️
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If Post Malone❤️ ain't in your playlist, then I'm sorry we need not to be friends!😐
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Not all boyfriends will become husbands and not all girlfriends will become wives, forget relationships. Let’s eat each other in peace!😌
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Nowadays, a boyfriend and a girlfriend can’t be alone in a room and not do anything. Small isolation norrr they're kissing then boom sex is going on😂
Y’all should chill for marriage!😂
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Wo kasa - You talk too much
Wo kasa - You brag a lot
Wo kasa - You're persuasive
Wo kasa - You can't keep a secret
Ghana my country🇬🇭😂😂😂
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Some guys be like, "I can't cook, my mom didn't teach me". Armed robber like you... who taught u how to unhook bra, press brezz and penetrate? Your dad I guess!😂💔
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Which language do you find very interesting and you want to learn very badly?
Me: Huasa😭❤️
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This pregnant teenager just slammed the door of this taxi we dey inside and the taxi driver shouted "herh maame, menp3 ruff waati... you should've closed your legs that way"
Taxi drivers get mouth!😂😂💔
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To whoever reading this, there is a big surprise for you today. Trust in this!🙏🏽❤️
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I will marry a very beautiful wife😍... I can't afford to be paying 20k for make ups because of her ugliness!😂💔
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I asked my mom for money to buy something and she said "just buy, I'll refund you" she even said "If I forget, remind me"
And when I asked her for the money later, she hit me with "and how much did you pay me for giving birth to you and raising you?" African parents!😭😂
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A stranger blessed me this week so I'm also blessing a stranger this week!!!🙏🏽
Reply to this tweet, if you don't get any retweets or likes on your reply within 6 hours, you win for yourself a brand new
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Rt & let others participate, it ends Sunday.
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Dear ladies, catching flowers at weddings doesn't necessarily make you the next bride😂... I know a friend who've caught more than 18 bouquets this year, boyfriend saf be problem!😂💔
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It's the responsibility of a man to feed his wife because the last time a woman fed a man, we all got chased out of the Garden of Eden!😂💔
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Ladies nowadays don't cry at their weddings anymore... they've wasted all the cries in relationships!
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Nobody dey take screenshots pass an iPhone user, as if screenshots dey the Terms and Conditions inside!😂
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I can't be the only one who has a personal WhatsApp group that I posts my personal stuffs and go there to do voice note exercise!😂
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These kiddies nowadays be posting stuffs like: "I want to forget everything and move on"... forget what? The multiplication table or what?😂
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God wants the best for his children, yet women nowadays wants "big dicks" that can shift their wombs. My sister is that "the best" God wants for you?🤷🏽♂️
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Who is that artist/celebrity that you just can't say their name without saying/adding their surname?😅
Me: Bob Marley
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Once upon a time the person reading this tweet was a Virgin. Nobody knows what happened next😪😂💔
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My mom intentionally asked me for money and out from my pocket was my hand holding condoms, guess who is about to attend a prayer meeting!🤦🏽♂️
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@detectclips
she’s not crying cos she’s sorry, she got caught
also bro don’t wanna live long. she could’ve crash them both 🤦🏾♂️
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Imagine dating someone who gets angry just because you give other girls your own dick. Tragic!🙄
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These pastors speak very highly of heaven and hell like they've been there before, sigh!😒
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The airtime some of us have bought this year alone can put up 3 storey building!😩
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Some ladies can be very nice to you until you realize they talk to everyone like that!😭😂
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Real pain is when you sit in between two fat women in a taxi🚕... you can't move your hand around saf😢💔
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When you refuse to bundle with your airtime and you mistakenly turn on your data!!!
Your airtime:
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*the lecturer finishes lecturing and he's about to leave the class*
my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
me: sir, you forgot to take the assignment!
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Forget sense, "brezz" is the most beautiful thing God gave to ladies aswear.
The standing ones I mean!😍😂
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In other news, a blind man has been arrested for watching porn in a public transport!😭
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Dear God, if not for anything but for the sake of my mother, please lemme be successful. I owe that woman a lot!🙏🏽❤️
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Every day holds the possibility of a miracle. Lord, I pray everyone that sees this experience a miracle today/this week/in month ends!🙏🏽
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Be your girl's biggest fan, love her, eat her very well, promote her, show her off and let them know you've got the best girlfriend!!
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These guys don't cum under 5 minutes and you ladies think it's their own strength. Offinso niqqas go talk say, ebi things... something something else!😂
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Today is the day I realized I'm very good in bed, chale I slept the whole day herh!😂
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Nobody keeps in touch more than a girl you've promised money😂
She can be like: Hello Memphis, I called u to ask if you've brushed your teeth today😂💔
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Father Lord, the pussy you gave to your daughters for free, some are selling it. Please take it awaay from them...!🙏🏽😭
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*girl posts nice picture*
Her friends “Baby girl you look so pretttyyyy😍”
*boy posts nice picture*
His friends “Siaa you figa you dey pap"
Guys, what's at all is our problem?😂
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Every girl has at least two boyfriends,
"the one she is deceiving" and "the one that is deceiving her"!
Wicked world 😂😂😂
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Caption this? Reply or Quote.
Best caption wins 1 month airtime!👌🏽😂
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Imagine if wanna Twitter search history is to go public for everyone to see!😭😂💔
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Let's talk about this, marriage before sex or sex before marriage. Which one do you believe in?🤔
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One of the hardest thing our future kids will have to deal with is finding a "USERNAME" that has not been already used on Twitter.
They'll be like, I_______Am_______John!😂
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Hmm Danny, some "hard guy" bi dey eat Asamoah Gyan ein wife o! 😂
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Everyone is even shocked. Ah Wendy Shay paa what she dey figa!😂
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Since I was born we've always been in 21st century, when at all are we going to 22nd century?😖
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God made men, men made money.
God made women out of men, women made men horny just to collect the money
Is there anyone who still doesn't fear women?😂😂💔
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Someone said bathrooms are for slim ladies, the fat ladies must use the washing bays!😂💔
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If you meet a woman that admits she's wrong, apologizes and changes her ways. Dump her, that might be a man, women don't do that!🤒
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Dear God, no matter what is going on in my life, I thank you for the privilege of being alive🙏🏽❤️
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Am I the only one who sometimes call someone with the intention of them not answering so that I can get a point to argue with them!😂
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So I've been wondering all this while, where exactly do animals go when they die?
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I've these two friends that we chat tru often on WhatsApp, I dunno if they don't know the difference between WhatsApp status and phone gallery😂
How can u be putting 40 pictures and 10 videos there... I wonder if they think WhatsApp status is a memory card!😬
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Dear kings, stop calling ur girlfriends with cheap names like 'honey', 'chocolate', 'sugar'...
They costs less... call them with names like 'my bag of rice', 'my university fees'
Infact 'my bag of cement' I miss you!😂
Let's value our girlfriends!😂💔
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Done with my first drawing. Guys pm if you want me to draw you, thanks in advance😊
Retweet to bless a dude's hustle!🙏🏽😂
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When you are madly in love erh even insults sounds like birthday wishes in your ears😂
Odo ma nipa gyimie ampa!😭
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There're so many stuffs we learnt in High School that are of no use in our lives now.
Just imagine how we were forced to learn the "first 20 elements". What are these 20 elements doing for us? Education in Africa, sigh!!!😒
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Short guys are the funniest!!!
They will be like, "I will protect u my queen", what exactly are u gonna protect? Her knees? C'mon😂
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