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Mallory Morrison

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🌊💙 🚫NO DMs. Happily Married. No crypto bros, no maga, no porn. Agnostic. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #transrightsarehumanrights

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2 years
Just a friendly note, if you post transphobic shit that's an immediate block from me.
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If I go to twitmo for this I'm okay with that.
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@lineincaroline @davenewworld_2 They keep costs down by not advertising. They know we're all gonna buy it whether they advertise or not.
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@TizzyEnt Who spits on another human being, let alone a child?
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Trying to get to 500 followers if you know any cool people who would kindly follow (not republicans). I follow back!
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@WhiskeyMD247365 @NBCNews Taking a bus from my home to my job would take 4 hours round trip. It takes about a half hour driving.
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@NBCNews I'd love to not drive, unfortunately I like to pay my bills and eat.
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@heyyitsjanea @PopBase Keanu Reeves seems like a pretty good dude.
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@lineincaroline @davenewworld_2 I've done an embarrassing amount of research on how they've been selling that delicious tea for 99 cents for so long. It's just being cheap, making a good product, and not advertising. It's honestly inspiring.
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@realTuckFrumper Good. I hope he's miserable.
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@CalltoActivism Man, I love Harry more and more as he gets older. Go get em, dude. For your mother, your wife, and yourself.
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@CalltoActivism The cover up is always worse than the crime.
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@MusicGuyNC @davenewworld_2 That's the problem in this country. Everyone is too busy thinking about me me me instead of the collective WE. She didn't care what was going to happen to other women.
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@nonbinaryhobie @Victor_rokx Shits free of you've got Amazon prime
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@amyscottgaley Other women's choices aren't your decision, Karen.
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@AvengerResister It shouldn't be that close. But it does show that every vote matters
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@nikemarielife That man loves his phone above all else
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@tbailey1976 This is the future conservatives want. Without the jail time, though.
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6 months
Magas are so mad about Jason Bateman. That's who he's always been, folks. It's this like when you were confused about RATM and Green Day?
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2 years
@libsoftiktok There is not a Walmart in Buffalo city limits. So that's a lie.
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@meaccoleman Did you bring your husband or your boyfriend?
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@RepThomasMassie Cool, so women should make their own reproductive choices then.
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@dplymyer @davidaxelrod @GOP We're very capable of being pissed off about more than one thing, thanks. As a woman who owes more now than I did when I took out my student loans 20 years ago despite regular over payments I can assure you of that.
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@TheeNelDog @DavidSpade Nah. No one gets to just hit people. If I slapped someone at a work function I'd be asked to clean out my desk the following day.
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@Miriam2626 Texas is a failed state. Texas voters need to make better choices.
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2 years
@WADEGARETT5 @randallwoodfin He's talking about innocent people being murdered by psychos. The rest of us shouldn't have to deal with that cause you have a tiny 🍄
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@wenshaw @ReallyAmerican1 I tested the day before Thanksgiving because I felt sick and sure enough, positive for covid. So you're wrong. There are people who still care about others and test when they aren't feeling well.
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1 year
@hannahdreier We won't even hire under 18 people for summer maintenance at my plant because there's a shit ton of dangerous machinery. There are safe jobs for teens out there, but manufacturing ain't it.
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1 more follower and I'm at 1500 🥳
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10 months
@Michell33650674 Because they're a bunch of bitter see you next Tuesdays
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@fritzinmo Rapey McForehead must be charged
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@ohseafarer @JoshSweigart How do they figure that out if you haven't had a period in 5+ years. Am I 5 years pregnant?
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@bizlet7 @Evie_Magazine @freyaindiaa No one wants to compete for subpar men.
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2 years
@IvySeaToo My dad is still alive and I'm thankful for him every day. 💓
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@ELO_kiddie73 I just said to my husband this is gonna be OJ all over again
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@PalmerReport My mind went to this for some reason
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@PoliticsVerse_ Not a drag queen... again.
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@shoutthetruth2 @mrstanlei Will posted on his Instagram before the show even started that they got "dressed up to choose chaos". I hope he gets the help he needs.
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Keanu of all fucking people? That man is so pure and wonderful. Fuck you Matthew Perry.
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Matthew Perry Takes Aim at Keanu Reeves: Why Is Heath Ledger Dead, but Reeves ‘Still Walks Among Us?’
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@Imagecaptured @xk1usive @LittleMermaid @HalleBailey Humor is supposed to be funny. Whatever you did there was just cringe.
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@jessica12984373 @PopularLiberal The propaganda has been going on for years at fox. That's why you are the way you are.
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2 years
@RepAndyBiggsAZ Americans voted for "the left" because you and your ilk are terrible.
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@trishaannei @shannonrwatts @realTuckFrumper @ABCNews4 My mom keeps asking when my husband and I are going to have children. The answer is never. This country is too broken to bring another child into it.
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@richprofit36 @nypost It's called consequences, champ.
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@JasmineForUS You're the best! We need 100 of you in the house.
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@iamMauriceW @huskerdjp I actually don't hate this, but the maga men will. That brings me a little bit of joy.
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@SarahHuckabee But they can go work in meat packing plants at any age, right Sarah?
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@HillaryClinton You were right about everything
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@theliamnissan Is no one going to bring up that dudes unfortunate hairline?
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@chessy1009 @fred_guttenberg Unfortunately for him he won't be let off the hook. He's already been arraigned and our DA is pissed.
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@ananavarro @hulu Anyone on the fence about voting for democracy vs gas prices need to watch this.
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@DuckofDeath_ @DashDobrofsky We're not a fucking cult, so no.
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@atrupar They can wear their red hats made me laugh right out loud
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@TMIWITW @LauraHey19 @PMatrisciani @AnthonySabatini I do not have the time nor the crayons to explain you shit you should already know.
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@ashleysviews I do not understand why people can't just stay home. Enough with this "the government isn't gonna tell me what to do" 💩. They're telling us to stay home so we don't fck things up for everyone.
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@BillupsFrog @weather_buffalo I'd rather eat glass in 6 feet of snow than live in Texas. I still have power.
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@Evie_Magazine @freyaindiaa Will it get creepy dudes to stop harassing women who don't want them? Cause that's the dream.
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@Leigh76777 @LagerthaMuadDib @VP @POTUS That's you. You don't get to speak for everyone. I would choose my life all day every day.
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2 years
@AmericanWitch7 @JerasIkehorn @ToniMedvetz I tell my husband all the time we'll do all of our traveling in the northeast. We're not going south of NY, where we live. If we need a vacation from winter we'll go to CA.
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@JamieGabeAK49 @Alan78174572 @ReallyAmerican1 Just say you don't understand nuance and move along.
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@BeutlerSam @nflrums I told my husband to stop and buy a snow blower. I'm not shoveling that shit
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@MichaelKiesel6 @thejackhopkins Is nowhere near 100 million, but some people do want to end our democratic republic and they need to be called out.
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@bigtimerugger @ChosenFoods I've never bought their oil, or even looked into it. I hate avocado.
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@Cookie_BigRick @OurShallowState The only people I know who like him are fat old white men who peaked in high school. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@JonesHospodTX No woman is going to carry a fetus they don't want to the third trimester just to abort it
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@TMIWITW @LauraHey19 @PMatrisciani @AnthonySabatini Sweetie, you're out of your depth. If. The. FBI. Was. Partisan. A. Trump. Appointee. Wouldn't. Still. Be. There. Good lord, you magas are so loud and so wrong all the time.
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@NewsNation @RonDeSantisFL @DecisionDeskHQ Why do floridians hate themselves?
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700+ follows in under 24 hours 😯🤯 Thank you to everyone who retweeted! I'm FB but there's only one of me and a bunch of you, I'm gonna get there though! #VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy #TrumpForPrison
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@franc_silva33_ @DonaldJTrumpJr You certainly do not speak for me or my family
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@JoelSchamber @DanDeBrak Gross that Johnson is using his child to monitor his weird Moses porn addiction.
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@MFishbowl @ElieNYC We need to make this a thing. If our rights are going to be disregarded we shouldn't fund anything. The men can pay the taxes.
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@TMIWITW @LauraHey19 @PMatrisciani @AnthonySabatini Christopher Wray, the director of the FBI, was appointed by trump.
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@DonaldJTrumpJr They're gonna get sued into for being an exact replica of Twitter, but okay.
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@laurenboebert If the country is going downhill it's because of people like you and your voters. 🗑
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@jazzcardoza I know from experience that I can't date someone that doesn't have the same values as me. If they voted for 45 we don't have the same values.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Whatever he's got on Lindsey, it's good.
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@Jon_Archist @RBReich Except that a great many abortions occur because of a failure of contraceptives. That isn't a choice, that's medical failure resulting in an unwanted pregnancy.
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@NBCNews That'll teach em to follow simple rules in the future.
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@HalfTangible @jerrieskid That's incorrect, but I get that you types don't care about facts. Senate documents are not classified information, and his were donated to the University of Delaware legally.
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@AnastatciaS @RealDLHughley I have to wonder if they worried he would make a bigger scene.
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@SunnySide1984 @designmom I don't consent to pregnancy when I consent to sex. If, gods forbid, my birth control fails I never consented to a pregnancy.
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@TheRainBowNavy2 When I tell people "have the day you deserve" i do not mean it in a nice way
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@DonnaFoss6 @OccupyDemocrats She thought she would be an American princess
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@ELEANORXNEALE Honestly, the only hope to stop Putin is to piss off the Russian people enough to stand up to him. He can't put them all in jail. He's shelling hospitals and neighborhoods. I think that this is another way to get them to rise against him.
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@Fernand46357857 Chuck Grassley is 89 years old. I don't want to hear a peep from the gop about Biden’s age
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@ReckoningRonnie @POTUS No "we" don't. That's why he lost.
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@Jazzie654 At this point I think everyone needs a background check if they have any authority over children or adults.
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@ThePepe7474 @Rebecca79903973 I knew who he was from people retweeting him but never followed cause he gave me bad vibes. Now he's blocked.
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@talionis_l @Srirachachau They were working on the documentary Ghosts of the Abyss, which Bill narrated. They were pretty good friends and frequent collaborators.
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@dovienya_ @ACTBrigitte I wrote a strongly worded email about broken taco shells a few years ago. Like 6 of 12 were broken, unacceptable.
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My first attempt at a chicken pot pie
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@kangaroos991 A group of miserable people
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@BruceLund4 @ianbremmer On a Sunday when the vast majority of people are off. Not on a Tuesday when most people have to work, genius. Not to mention they have ~120 MILLION fewer people than we do.
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@FliMoneyKash @stray_beautiful @CityofLodi They were lying, cause that's just who cops are now
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@Luath9 @gay_lumberjack @ABC He also went to the Mariana Trench, in that sub he built.
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@Nikster409 @darafaye Sweetie, y'all are still harassing immuno-compromised people for wearing masks. Shut up.
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