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woman fi spend dem money pan man weh motivate dem, uplift them, respect them, care fi dem and mek dem happy.
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kedeisha when unu beg har a discount pan di combo
Mi very friendly but mi will get very dark if yuh pass yuh place
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Sex is great, but have you ever finally completed all your assignments that are due after you’ve been procrastinating doing them for so long?
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@Kemz876_
@_meganjaay_
yeah , all this country does is waste our resources giving it to people sitting at home awaiting trial for the actually grand theft of said resources.
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Sex for 90 minutes including foreplay is not all that long enuh, besides, y’all men out here watching 90 minute football games but find it odd to make love to ya lady for 90 minutes.
But I guess y’all just out here having sex just to nut.
Wild.
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In the name of Jesus, YOU WILL WIN.
Whoever’s reading this, IT’S YOUR WINNING SEASON 🙏🏽
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Pro tip: Ladies, a couple days before your period cycle starts, take calcium tablets.
This is known to help reduce the chance of severe abdominal cramps.
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@girlthatscass
i think “I have extended the deadline to give you more time to work on your assignments” is top tier
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“gimmie one a yuh nice fren dem nuh”
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Unuh move unuh bloodclaat. Gwaan like unu a celebrity and right now if Instagram and Snapchat lock dung unuh life inna shambles.
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and if your hotel stay ends on Sunday, yahfi just sleep over in the parking lot till Wednesday morning.
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after I check my bank account and realize how much money I’ve spent this month:
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if the video wasn’t ‘leaked’ you’d all still be akikikiking your group chats about “NO MOVEMENT DAYYY” and actually probably planning another get together on one of the mandated no movement days.
no error in judgment was made.
spare me the crap of this apology pls.
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Bomb sex will have you daydreaming, gosh it puts you in such a good mood.
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When jada kingdom said: “the things wah me like bout you a wah me shoulda concern bout” I felt that!
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I’m the type of girlfriend to support your dreams and hobbies wholeheartedly, once it makes you happy, it makes me happy.
I’d literally sit and watch you play football for as long as you need to, once it’s something you love. When it’s my time it’s my time.
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@JamaicaObserver
with minimum wage being only $13,000, people are more focused on surviving off their meager wages, than reproducing 🙄😐
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“stop fight wid him, mek him fight for you like Tyson”
-dexta daps, 2020.
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Is yanique in fact trying to tell the world that she is truly a batta-ears gyal and a natural yam head so we should stop holding her in high esteem?
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So my boyfriend left his shirt at my apartment, and tell me why I’m literally burying my nose in it every chance I get? Fam this thing comforted me lastnight, I slept like a baby just because I was inhaling his scent 🙃
Is that weird? 😬
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Have you ever loved someone so unconditionally that you could careless what anyone thinks about them it’s just the fact that they mean the world to you that matters?
Well... yeah
That’s the EXACT same concept you should apply to love yourself &/or when trying to love yourself.
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He is such a perfect God, there is no one else with his magnitude of love, mercy and respect. He is the true definition of unconditional love ❤️
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shenseea and her mom were so close, she literally adored her and now 🥺 i can’t even fathom the impact this will have on her throughout her life 🤦🏽♀️
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So I am stressed about constantly stressing about my upcoming exams for which I have barely been studying for because I am...
wait for it...
PROCRASTINATING!
For CHRIST’S SAKE!
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@instagram
why can’t I appeal to get my account back and it hasn’t even been 30 days since it was randomly disabled?
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romance is the ONLY self help I need 🫠
Anyone else struggle with self help but devour romance in two minutes?
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This “sex for 90 minutes thing” makes me realize just how sexually shallow, illiterate and simple minded some people really are.
Sex nuh come wid instructions!
DO IT FOR AS LONG AS YOU WANT.
Now unuh stop chat shit. Kmt
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Leaving your parish to attend school in Kingston is really terrifying enuh. Imagine leaving your peaceful parish to reside somewhere where u hear gunshots almst every night & you can barely leave your room & even when you do the possibility of not making it back home haunts you.
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I have encouraged people to further themselves by attending university after high school:
Me after my first year of university:
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welcome to Jamaica where Kingston nail technicians add an extra $500 for the shape of your nails and also an extra $500 for a style they assume you can’t get at any other nail technician.
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MOOD:
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An angry Jamaican girlfriend:
Dutty germz, a fuck yah fuck mek yuh nuh wah ansa di bloodclaat phone?
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mistaken identity can get you, your friends, your spouse & your whole family killed & honestly that makes me paranoid & traumatized asf, because we really live in a scary scary place.
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To the men who bitch about our damn bonnets and scarfs:
THEY ARE A NECESSITY, they preserve our hair and unless you can send me to the hair salon every week to get my hair rejuvenated DEAL WITH IT.
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me, whenever there is any type of inconvenience in my life:
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ask fi di combo uppa waterford tomorrow
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floyd nuh have a thing a worry bout, cause he knows his monthly resignation salary is very sure and secured.
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it seriously annoys me that I can’t sit in public and mind my own business without a crusty man trying to engage in meaningless chatter 😭
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why is her first instinct after a NATURAL DISASTER to call us lazy, it’s got to be that massa genes 🥴
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the relationship itself.
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me nuh popular ova ya, but me still nuh fraid fi talk wid me chest if needs be.
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The thing about a girl that’s willing to do whatever it takes to make it work with someone she cares about/loves is that she needs to realize when it’s time to STOP and move on. She should’nt ignore that dominant feeling of sadness because she wants to keep “trying”.
Choose YOU.
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gets home after summer holidays;
everybody inna me community: HoW YuH GeT SuH FaT???
YuH PuT On NuFf WeIGhT DoAH!
YuH nYaM DuNG Di WhOLe a FoReIGn mAn! 🙄🙄🙄🙄
me did ask unuh ?
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Today I feel like I regained the strong connection with God that I use to have, I opened up my heart to him and thanked him wholeheartedly. And despite the fact that I still feel burdened by whatever I am going through I am at peace at the same time knowing I have him in my life.
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Depression eating at your soul and you feel paralyzed, so you just lay there and let it have its way...
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@KekeAphrodite
@coolizzle
no we didn’t cause he was definitely talking about Jada, regardless of how he worded it.
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i wanna be where you are, dwelling in your presence, feasting at your table, surrounded by your glory ❤️
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Tremor bounce
Tremor bounce
Tremor bounce
Tremor bounce
Tremor bounce
Tremor bounce
Jamaica drop a tremor! Weh?
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whoooo give Jamaican men the audacity?????
You can see clean propa woman like me a walk about my business and waah come address me as “yow woman” in your attempt to get my attention, and on top of that come TOUCH me with yuh dirty nasty hand because I’m ignoring you??
I CANT.
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i love seeing women win, esp because i knowww we have it hard in this world.
it doesn’t matter what you do, just get yours sis, by any means necessary.
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earning in USD is the best thing that ever happened to me, everything seems easier to accomplish, everything makes sense financially, I feel free.
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PSA: To all aspiring makeup artists, PLEASE perfect your craft before you start CHARGING people to get their makeup done. Because at the end of the day you might know the technique well in theory but your practical application still needs work.
STOP PRACTICE PAN PEOPLE FACE!
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@iRealPedro
instigating a fight, stepping away when it starts, laughing in the background while it’s going on, AND then swooping in at the last minute to pick up your friends wig from the floor after it’s finished is NASTY WORK 😂💀💀
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knock knee.
What’s the shallowest reason you lost interest in someone you once found attractive or was dating ?
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feel it for him yf! he’s so talented & to have his mobility taken away? & he’s still making great music and showing up to physical events in his chair? STRENGTH. You can hear his internal pain in his songs, & in his voice when he speaks. But a
#ONEKING
regardless.
@RyginkingO
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Nuh surprise if ding dong come out wid a new dance name earthquake sometime this month.
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As me change yuh name to something extra special , we argue 🤦🏽♀️
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Man, these apps just a bunch a snitches huh?
snapchat tell people when you screenshot them snap,
whatsapp tell people when you read them msg and delete any message,
now, twitter a tell people which phone everybody a tweet from ?
Kuh yaaaa 🙄
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nothing nuh beat having yuh own money as a woman, nothing at all.
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I made it to 2019,
wow,
Grateful is an understatement 👌🏽
THANK YOU JESUS, FOR EVERYTHING ❤️🙏🏽
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