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okay the defendant in R v McRae [2017] NZHC 1881 blocked me
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thanks for this, I am still blocked after showing the world his sentencing for stabbing his mum (while she was holding a baby)
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@henrycooke
this is so annoying, i’m triple vaxxed and i’ve recovered from covid, what risk do i pose to New Zealand 😒
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i’ll be going to the middle east absolutely speechless.
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that’s crazy
Not our Deputy Prime Minister describing something said in Parliament today as "a retard comment"
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apple calendar notifies for declines but no accepts…
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hello I am done with exams it is time to go into holiday mode
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I have received two D’s today, I fear I no longer need anymore men in my dms and will need to focus on my academic journey moving forward.
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“Unfortunately, because you have not found a job, you [and your family] will now be homeless. Yes it’s all your fault” - Christopher Luxon
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got an offer 🫱🏼🫲🏽 handed in my resignation
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a reliable source has informed me that maccas monopoly begins today, therefore I am ready to go and am currently waiting for the elevator
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omg I got a response from them💀
@metlinkhater
@Quixotic3lixer
Although we recommend returning or disposing, you can also heat the raw milk until just boiling, or to 70 degrees, for 1 minute to kill any bacteria present before drinking it.
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lecturer: were you not thinking about the case all weekend?
student: no, I was drinking
*fast forward 5 minutes*
lecturer: do you remember now? are you sobering up?
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my summary of each paper i’m doing now:
Property: what is LAND?
Contract: everything in your life is governed by a contract.
Criminal: gay sex tape.
Equity:
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sometimes I remember how after my last exam in high school I deleted my insta for 2 months. then after graduation (that I did not go to) I made a new account and moved countries. I have not spoken to or seen 99% of those people I went to school with (couple exceptions) since then
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burger 1 in me ✅
i’ll be going to the middle east absolutely speechless.
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hello and goodbye 😭
I have strained my calves and I am horrendously stressed
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this is so embarrassing but a guy who used to snap me everyday and hasn’t replied to me in 5 weeks is not dead, he is just ghosting me. I checked obituaries in melbourne thinking he had died…
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WOOHOO
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I just found out rugby players can make a million dollars a year?? it’s protein and gym for breakfast everyday moving forward…
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he left me on seen after I replied to his story i’m killing myself.
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you ever look at someone’s profile (especially dating apps) and go: wow, this person really is depressed, or is that just me?
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bruh bffr 😭 this guy is constantly hitting me up asking me the same thing
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the amount of hezbollah flags flying here would send MFAT into lockdown
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while i’m sure this post has good intentions, the economy is “everything in life” to those who can’t afford basic necessities, let alone travel to Paris.
the comments on this post are all about wanting kiwis to travel more (DIA even commented) but many kiwis can’t afford that…
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I am back and badder than ever after a cigarette
didn’t expect to end my tuesday crying over someone who removed me after he was a complete dick to me for months
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hey so this is amazing!
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holding back tears on the bus 👍🏼
I am currently accepting good luck, well wishes, and kind words for my equity exam
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omfg NZ is coming first in the final part of the triathlon this is so stressful. I need a beer oakleigh wya
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pointless rant but two points:
1. can lecturers stop using american english (such as: "utilized")
2. can people with the same name stop suing each other why do I have two williams and two tweddle's (these overlap) in the same case
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early 20s is weird; some friends are out there unemployed doing the most crazy hike on a random weekday, others are scrambling to finish their thesis, some are working in big boy jobs, some are still doing their undergrad BUT there’s always time for a 🥃 on the weekend for all
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iconic !
Israel was humiliated by the crowd as he passed through the Seine.
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good news, my job interview went well they’ve just asked me for references. difficult part is my manager does not ever reply 😭
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didn’t expect to end my tuesday crying over someone who removed me after he was a complete dick to me for months
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upon further investigation, this encounter at noon caused my remaining brain cells of the day to incinerate themselves. goodnight
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to the random man on dixon street who said: “hey buddy, nice haircut”, that was a really nice thing to say i’ve been hating my haircut since I got it 😭
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why the fuck is this on my feed
What happened to the Muslims in Christchurch was very sad, but I am sick of them whining that the government should do more for them. It was five years ago. How many years are they going to have their hands out, wanting more and more support? We are a small country in debt after
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sometimes I remember when a guy sent me *plenty of* pictures when he had a bf then subsequently married that bf shortly after. maybe some day i’ll get bored and tell the now husband about it!
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I spent thousands on a professional camera for friends to SCREENSHOT the pictures I send them 😭
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okay well it’s done so now it’s officially holiday mode
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this application is no longer a safe space my entire friend group is now here 😭
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Gastroenterologists always go for the aisle seat.
Meteorologists always go for the window seat.
Here's the view along the Kokatahi valley captured by one of our forecasters on their way home.
Check out the shadow of the mountains on the layer of low cloud in the valley.
Thanks for the picture Clare.
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fuck the CCP gang is back at it. just signed a petition to end the CCP, xi jinping consider your party gone.
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this is a harmful digital communication under the Harmful Digital Communications Act 2015 I am harmed
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them twinks going crazy for troye sivan playing here but I am not like any other gay I don’t like him 🤞🏻
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cheers 🤙🏻
I should have been scared because I ended up with a wonderful grade of D…
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there is a toddler behind me I have just boarded a 16 hour flight fml
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good morning I have fucked up and took too high of a dosage of my adhd meds my heart is racing and i’m 2 hours away from the peak of the dosage
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was on insta and saw someone post a pic of an attractive man, went to look at who it is but it was just a picture of her late father 🤐. back to bed I go
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WHAT THE FUCK
bruh bffr 😭 this guy is constantly hitting me up asking me the same thing
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what bullshit what if I die or get kidnapped on my 3 minute walk??
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I should have been scared because I ended up with a wonderful grade of D…
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popular opinion: people who stand in the mosh of concerts or festivals and get someone to record them singing to the camera while an artist is performing it is so incredibly cringe.
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I've had 3 law revue people come into my classes to advertise the show please stop that's enough...
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sometimes I go on dating apps to disappoint myself then come back to reality
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why aren’t there any good routes going up or down mt vic…
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