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@mesut_aju
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4 years
I'm trying to but I don't have money ma
@chimooma
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4 years
Slow down and enjoy your 20s.
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@mesut_aju
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Gbedu is finally going to burst brain
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. @elonmusk ’s neuralink will be able to stream music directly to your brain -
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@mesut_aju
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2 years
@dojabins Deji and Dami are sooo Nigerian
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3 years
@selenvacarter Engineers don't get enough credit for bringing the ideas of architects to life
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
Erica is light skinned,Igbo and she went to Covenant. That is the holy trinity of female wickedness 😂😂
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
Erica you went to CU for 4 years and you didn't learn wickedness, something that they share for babes during orientation
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@mesut_aju
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1 year
I can remember when Burna Boy was performing in front of a cubicle at Coachella in 2019. Now, Burna Boy is performing in front of thousands on a coachella main stage. Burnaboy's growth>>>>
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@mesut_aju
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5 years
When my prayer point isn't a long ass essay
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Bomboclaat
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@DearPrechy @JoeyAkan Zlatan is a talented rapper
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@Kdenkss @cchukudebelu You need more capital to launch a manufacturing business and the Asian guys have capital
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@mesut_aju
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5 years
Tiwa savage snapped on keys to the kingdom
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
Wizkid put crack in MIL, that is the only explanation for how addictive this album is
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
Prince was a really good housemate, wayyyy better than Ozo, Neo and Vee
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@mesut_aju
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2 years
@Fswglory Is that what you call bro code? He’s planting stuff in her head and you call it bro code
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@mesut_aju
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3 years
@Obacruze @Oli_Ekun please hire a writer
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@mesut_aju
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2 years
@DearPrechy @JoeyAkan Zlatan,road to cdk,four nights in ekohtiebo,my life,alubarika, wake up
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@mesut_aju
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5 years
If you dance tesumole in these shoes then you might just end up killing the devil😂
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@mesut_aju
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1 year
Such a talented young lady!
@ConvertOdds
CONVERT 🇳🇬
1 year
Oooh my dear... She really did put in a good shift today. Just 19, Her name is Deborah Abiodun (Kante).. Much respect, lady.
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@mesut_aju
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Me as a surgeon: Omo e be like say thread don finish, shey I fit use stapler?
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@mesut_aju
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@King_OfTheSheep @NumberOneInjun @OgbeniSaj @buckets @eddy23_x Bam's dad is Nigerian, that's all you need to get citizenship
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
Neo,Vee and Ozo stayed longer than Prince, Kidd and Erica. Later you people will be wondering how Buhari became our president
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
@arthuryadiggg The only thing wey go dey your head na vibes😂
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
Omo being friends before dating is bad, because when kasala bursts you will lose a friend and a lover at once and that kind thing fit make man craze
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@mesut_aju
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5 years
Ikorodu Osaze Akhil
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
@Maht_thew Igbo girls haven’t handled you before, when they’re done with you you’ll be crying whenever PKM starts singing “Mercy said no”
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@mesut_aju
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5 years
I once jumped from window to window to on 300 floor just to escape MSS. MSS guys used to break doors down then and I was stabbing service in someone else's room, so I just looked outside the window and decided to risk it😂
@NdukaAlexxander
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Tweet your most random covenant university experience.
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
The main problem with open relationships is that you're never going to pull as many people as your babe, you go dey one babe dm dey shalaye and dem go dey lash your babe for Lekki
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
Worst big brother season ever
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@mesut_aju
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5 years
I might Stan this Oseiwe babe more than @Damii_aros stans Temi Otedola
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@mesut_aju
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11 months
Money rituals don’t work‼️‼️ If money rituals worked then you wouldn’t still need to add yahoo, kidnapping or armed robbery to it for money to come. Please stop killing people for no reason and get a job🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
Neo actually isn't so bad, the problem is Vee
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4 years
Carpe Diem is a wonderful album
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@mesut_aju
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2 years
@prospectmelv @seasonedbf So Yoruba dishes aren't Nigerian dishes? They make videos where they ask people to cook and rate food from ANY part of your country. Why does it matter where the food is from
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@mesut_aju
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5 years
Why hasn't there been a movie based on Nigerian mythology in recent times ? Because the stories are really rich but instead they'll be forcing movies centered around rich people, aso ebi and lavish parties down our throats
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
There are two things that are constant in this life 1, Dstv Stopping when rain starts to fall 2, Ozo getting curved by Nengi
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@mesut_aju
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@BeedeIan @DareToWenger He was our best player on the pitch for God's sake
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
Me as a traffic warden :
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2 years
@official_micolo @ocho_onia @TheNaijaAnalyst what kind of cap is this? they made up before he dropped the note. He even explained the whole Daniella situation to her on sunday night
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4 years
Nengi should have left this house since if we're keeping it a buck
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4 years
Neo can talk nonsense with so much confidence
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@mesut_aju
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7 years
@OlisaOsega Bet9ja shop
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@mesut_aju
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3 years
Chelsea spent 200m+ to win the champions league
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
There is no one left in that house now, not one interesting soul is left in that house
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Kidd has finally shown me that not knowing how to gbese is a key ingredient in becoming rich
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Twitter gist will turn you into a detective
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Erica's disqualification is a blessing in disguise sha
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
How i sit after sliding into 5 dms without getting a reply😭
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@mesut_aju
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3 years
Yes
@deniyi_ishola3
𝓔𝔁𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓫𝓾𝓻
3 years
A Or B???
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@mesut_aju
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3 years
This is all Sunday Dare's fault sha, he stopped them from competing at the world relays. He forced them to have to struggle for last minute qualification in shitty weather and horrible stadiums
@dondekojo
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World Athletics has disqualified the Nigerian women’s 4x400m team from the 2020 Tokyo Olympics. Technical errors in the qualifications you people couldn't put kerbs on lanes in Teslim Balogun. The Girls ran a season's best to qualify. It's a shame
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@mesut_aju
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5 years
Hausa bike men are really cheap but they drive like they are trying to commit suicide and they never have change
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
Education is heavily underfunded in Nigeria and that's a fact
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Why marriages fail Exhibit 1:
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@mesut_aju
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5 years
Looking at where I'm coming from, I'm going to wear 10 shoulder pads if end up getting the second hand benz and iPhone
@TosinOlugbenga
Tosin Olugbenga
5 years
If you are not yet a millionaire in dollars, please be humble. You need 356 million naira to be qualified as one, while you are at that keep the hustle on. That you have a second hand used Benz and an iPhone is not enough reason to be wearing shoulder pad. Happy Sunday.
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@mesut_aju
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@DeclanIfeanyi @MotleyAeolus @OgbeniDipo @Marrgarritah All the places you just mentioned are in the south south
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
What did Erica do to these people?
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4 years
Omo this country is full of raging homophobes, IQ points of -2 and even worse emotional quotients, are any of you different from the leaders that you're protesting against or you just haven't had the chance to show yourselves? #EndSARS
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
Unilag and CU but you couldn't pull votes,how now ?
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@lookdgerm @esie_glory @frau_ug He’s 20 and he lived with his father who abused him, the father said that we should ask his son and the son is saying his own truth
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
Because you're a man too my dear
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@mesut_aju
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2 years
@kendrick_ade @RIboyitie @emmabissong @L__prime @Yemihazan ogbeni the smoke from the hookah is bad for the child's lungs, that is the NO1 problem there. Do not smoke around children, it is a horrible thing to do
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@mesut_aju
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5 years
@SaharaReporters @josev_carter remember when i told you that we had CSI and forensic teams in Nigeria
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@mesut_aju
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5 years
Never have/never will
@Divinhooo
Eshin 🐎🔋
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After 5 likes I reveal the number Leggo
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You guys know that Naira Marley was lowkey talking about what people in prison are going through righttt??
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I want to fall in love but money no dey to facilitate the love
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Pastor Adeboye is subbing the fuck out of Biodun Fatoyinbo😂
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@mesut_aju
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@MotleyAeolus @OgbeniDipo @Marrgarritah Where can they build a seaport in the east ?
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@mesut_aju
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5 years
If Chukwueze sorts out his decision making then it's over for everybody
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4 years
Nobody: Burnaboy to Jopearl:
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@mesut_aju
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3 years
@Kdenkss @cchukudebelu You need to be rich already before you can make a local bank give you that kind of money. It's easier to raise money for tech than manufacturing or agriculture
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
De bruyne >>> Hazard, and I'll die on this hill
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I'm throwing all of 2019 in the dustbin
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2 years
Do shrooms today
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4 years
Erica is the most oblivious human being that i've seen in my life, you could be poisoning her tea every day for a year and she won't know
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4 years
Her first two strikes were bullshit sha, if we're being really honest
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Vee is about to turn hating Erica into her personality trait
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@josev_carter I'm currently googling how to handle fame
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Dami and Indiyah make me so happy #LoveIsland
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Hausa okada men drive like they have extra lives at home
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What did Erica do to Lucy?
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@mesut_aju
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@parpkinshawarma
Parpkin🌯🍕
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Quote RT this tweet and get no likes or RTs by 6 pm today. Winner gets this meal delivered tomorrow. Good morning ❤️
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@mesut_aju
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5 years
Today makes it 3 years since I last smoked a cigarette, I'm so proud of my self
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Black clover is heavenly
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Can Neo,Vee and Wathoni be up for eviction this week
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Arteta is going to make a name for himself very soon
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5 years
Burger no fit tell eba how banga soup dey be
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@mesut_aju
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I’d like a refund/reversal on my transaction. It has almost been 24 hoursnow and my ticket has not been picked up. This is becoming one of my worst experiences ever with a Nigerian Fintech app. Kindly fix the pending reversal and send my money back to me @KlashaApp
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@mesut_aju
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4 years
I think Erica wants to be friends with everyone because she didn't have siblings and she tries to use friends to make up for it
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@mesut_aju
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1 year
Me I’ll make sure Soma doesn’t go home sha, by hook or crook He already has more organic votes than other people wish he had their funds
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@mesut_aju
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5 years
If i was Mike or Ike i'd start setting p with a babe that has plenty coins so i can use love to swindle her🌚 #bbnaija
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I hope Frodd is praying for journey mercies😂 #bbnaija
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@mesut_aju
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2 years
@manlikedemi @itachi_tgt He is telling her that she presently lacks modesty
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@mesut_aju
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1 year
Your tears are pleasing me and my homegirls #BBTitans
@FefeMdluli
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Ledrums ngathi lamadlozi mina nje ayhii 😭 all i can say is that this DJ ruined the party 😭 #BBTitans
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I already feel sorry for Cynthia #loveIsland
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@mesut_aju
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5 years
I'm not going to dumb my self down or filter what I say just to keep the conversation going anymore, if you can't match me mentally then we should just stop talking
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2 years
Look at how all the Yt people want Dami and Indiyah gone so bad #loveisland
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@mesut_aju
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5 years
Nope, men cheat to satisfy their Uzor-Kalu
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@mesut_aju
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3 years
I love how Nigerians are fighting for Saka, area never forgets our own @BukayoSaka87
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@mesut_aju
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2 years
This is one of the best seasons of Big Brother ever wallahi. It is toooo sweet
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