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Carnivore. My pronouns are: phuq/kale. No DMs please. No. I don't want to buy your crypto...

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@TheBritLad Two words: wood. Chipper.
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RT @Jringo1508: From an article by Tom Knighton (in replies) about the outright theft of government funds by... well pretty much everyone e…
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The living is so easy even the illegal immigrants are fat
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Illegal migrant says in Atlanta “the laws have already become too hard for my people here” His apartment started requiring immigration papers, so he’s packing and driving “to the beautiful state of California, they say that life is easier for the migrant there” Thank Gavin Newsom “We are going to California” The most expensive state to live in America is “easier for the migrant”…. Wrap your head around that. Democrats have destroyed California
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@scs_real That was a tad bit over the top.
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@Britlad95 Sounds good to me
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@UllrRover If you have one of these you will never sleep in again.
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@PiperK Oh. So you are a part of the corruption? Good to know.
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@scs_real I love it. He is available to his children. This one needs to be with dad. So dad accommodates it while showing the child that Dad is still gonna get stuff done.
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@BudLightSadness My sister and I played chicken barefoot with kitchen knives. Then we stole cigarettes and smoked them down in the caves. Right before we crossed Hwy 183 in N Austin on bikes dodging 18 wheel traffic. 1975.
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@RealSamRogers CEO at a small company I worked at help me clean & stock the conference room. Later he cleaned the men's room and laid in some stuff for the guys to use for foot odor (it was a hot summer). He said he didn't want to ask me to do work if he was unwilling to do that work himself.
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@RobProvince That feeling when I realized my new job does not use CONCUR
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Scott just keeps doing the Lord's Work. God bless him.
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Spending my evening going through the Pennsylvania voter rolls. Even though the PA Dept. of State just changed thousands of voters from active ➡️ inactive, I’m still finding voters that are actively registered in PA + another state. Not stopping for a gosh darn second.
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RT @lakaruppropet1: 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇬🇧🇮🇪🇦🇺🇳🇿🇿🇦 1 (2) RFK Jr: "I got into the vaccine injury issue because... mothers who believed that their kids had…
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@ShirleyJwriter It's a lab thing. They love getting wet no matter the temperature
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@SBakerMD Absolutely. No fiber, no farts.
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@KenDBerryMD We love it. But it doesn't live us back.
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@ShirleyJwriter Food of the gods
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