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Mel J

@melmueni

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Mel J

@melmueni

28 days

Posta Mombasa being vandalized na Central Police iko tu hapo? Juu we are fools sindio

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Mel J

@melmueni

2 months

29 on the 29th!🎉🎉Happy birthday to me!💐

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

Niko kwa mat ya Macha na kuna dem amesema ashukishwe. Akaulizwa wapi akasema Kileleshwa. Tuko Lukenya😭😂

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6 years

Nini inasumbua roho yako

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Mel J

@melmueni

4 years

Aki unaeza panda mat ya Kisauni but unaenda Mtwapa just coz of how the conductor calls you “ njoo mami, njoo twenzetu” wuwii sawa😁😁

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Mel J

@melmueni

4 years

@droid254 Otero akiambiwa huwa anatrek to town kama wild beast😂

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Mel J

@melmueni

6 years

Wewe unabuy weed ya 20bob ndio ukona shida😂

dennis

@BarbaricEvil

6 years

Niggas be addicted to a drug that cost 20 shillings and think they some superior human race cause they read some tweets from a fact page that said weed has no real effects lmaaaaaoo you already retarded for believing that shit son

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Mel J

@melmueni

6 years

If you need a sales job at Two Rivers in an interior and exterior designing company kindly DM. Interview is tomorrow at 9am. #IkokaziKE

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

Slowly realizing that watu tumezaliwa May are the most peng☺️😏

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Mel J

@melmueni

6 years

This hair will last me 5 days max lakini ni sawa tu😁

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

May my cv land in the right hands in Jesus's name Amen😊

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

Feeling cute😋

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Mel J

@melmueni

2 years

@YouLoveLeona Wanawake huwa tunakapitia. Umetulia tu unakuja huku kupata umeitwa gazeti ya jioni ah😂

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

#NewProfilePic

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Mel J

@melmueni

3 years

@YouLoveLeona Christian men do the worst then talk about “God has forgiven me” na maisha inasonga with no repercussions whatsover

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@melmueni

28 days

@shobanes Wanaona tukiwa illiterates sana

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@melmueni

7 years

#NewProfilePic

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@melmueni

7 years

#NewProfilePic

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

I really thank God for my parents kwa kunisomesha hii kosokoso ya mwanaume kukusomesha and feel like they own you is just another level of shit😭😭

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

Yani hao mafala wawili will apologize to God, church fraternity and their supporters na waseme they will be forgiven? What about the girl? Is it crack? Is that what they smoke?🤔😒

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Mel J

@melmueni

4 years

@JKithyole @_BelleSamira @Sab__G 6,500/- for breakfast lunch and dinner plus access to all facilities.

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Mel J

@melmueni

28 days

@IreneMbacha Calling us criminals

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Mel J

@melmueni

6 years

Hey looking for a gentleman below 30 yrs willing to be an office-work assistant/ Rider. Requirements are your driving license and available certificates. Interview is tomorrow at 2pm. If interested kindly DM #IkoKaziKe

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

Is #NaturalHairTwitter still on?

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

Sending nothing but love your way 😗 #NewProfilePic

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Mel J

@melmueni

4 years

Kuna mtu amesema huyu angekaa ushago angekuwa mchawi and I 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂wah

Kamtu Ka Mbao

@kampupi

4 years

This got deleted yesterday😭😭😭

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Mel J

@melmueni

4 years

Nimecome kurealize most small business owners don’t know wanafaa kuclaim inputs, they have no idea how to calculate their VAT and end up paying so much in taxes...

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Mel J

@melmueni

2 years

I left the house in the morning after nimemwaga acid kwa bafu and the fumes made me puke through my nose sasa naogopa kurudi😂 @mash_sir nikuje kwako?😄

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

@B3laze It’s like my eyes were closed for 23 years Saa hii niko 24 ndio nafeel I am actually an adult

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

Yes pls

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Mel J

@melmueni

6 years

Sales job at an interior designing company at either their Two Rivers or Galleria branches. Salary range 20-30k if interested inbox. #IkoKaziKe

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

#NewProfilePic

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

Watu wa Nairobi wanaenda Diani and then call you to say wako in your area na saa hiyo uko Mombasa. Bitch we in different counties whachu mean in my area🤨

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

Mombasa people👋🏽 if you need any of your returns filed - NSSF, NHIF, CLT, PAYE, VAT, WHT etc- feel free to DM me. For personal returns I’m open to anyone in need till June 29th thankyou🥰

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Mel J

@melmueni

4 years

@ItsMutai Kumbe Mombasa tuko mbele😁

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Mel J

@melmueni

3 years

I’ve been wanting to do reviews of coastal places I visit for almost a year now coz I go out too much but I’ve been so afraid lol. Time to face my fears🥲

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Mel J

@melmueni

2 years

@braxmiltony Power of the tongue wewe zidi tu kusema huna pesa😂

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Mel J

@melmueni

4 years

Nikuje ndio 5 mins later uanze kunishika shika mapaja? Zii twende chicken inn hata

Jobu

@indimulii_

4 years

Ukiambia Twitter bird akuje mansion Netflix and chill Hua ana assume hauna pesa ya kumpeleka date. Funny as hell

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

@FiiDee_ I know! Huwa namiss tu social scene ya Nairobi nothing more

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

@B3laze My dad told me somesha mtu coz you want them to progress sio juu unataka malipo of any sort juu hapo ndio utatokwa

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Mel J

@melmueni

4 years

Hey guys, if you have a small business and want any help with filing of any taxes - TOT, WHT, VAT etc, and/or help with your bookkeeping, I’m here for you. Especially Mombasa people💕Kindly RT? Thanks.

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

@oaksupreme_ Halafu akikuliwa hizo pesa na hao wanawake anaanza kulialia😂

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Mel J

@melmueni

3 years

Leo morning I was feeling myself and people were really looking and I thought wueh nimeweza then this guy passed me and whispered “funga zip”🥲tena ilikuwa high waist🥲🥲

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

You call a chubby person “fat” na ni body shaming lakini slim people tukiambiwa “unakaa ukona ukimwi na hauna dawa” sio body shaming as such juu “societal standards” mkwende btw🙄

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Mel J

@melmueni

4 years

@Kiinyaanjuuii @xysist Sasa are you having kids so that they provide for you in future?😂😂

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Mel J

@melmueni

6 years

Aki I miss my old hood Rongai😭 the traffik and the distance from town😭 and the people😭😭and the joints😭😭😭

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Mel J

@melmueni

2 years

@diana_mbuvi_ @SlyWanjira Mbona huyo alisema product yake inakaa success card😂

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Mel J

@melmueni

3 years

Huyu ameniinvite lunch kwa local yake na ni kama this waitress likes him juu tell me why we asked for juice na akamletea peke yake?Ok sis😂😂

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

@menteh_ @waweruuuu Underlying issues ndio shida mtu anaiva na ako depressed what do you expect unachizi tu.

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Mel J

@melmueni

6 years

Sasa nani anaenda kulala peke yake na hii baridi hii ni jokes😁😁

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Mel J

@melmueni

6 years

Wait kuna watu wanaconfuse coconut milk na cow milk?😂😂😂😂washamba😂😂

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

@keziahwahu_ Went ahead kutafta 1/8 ni ngapi ni 8,125😭😭

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Mel J

@melmueni

4 years

If I have to go to someone’s house to work why can’t I work from mine?

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Mel J

@melmueni

4 years

Just landed one heavy client. Mungu aki asante😊😊

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Mel J

@melmueni

8 months

@carltonkitheka1 The nephew of our immediate neighbor back then was a survivor but he was burnt so bad. I hope he’s doing well.

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Mel J

@melmueni

4 years

Boys club ingine. Cheaters wote😂

Kenya Pics

@kenyapics

4 years

The Tano Bora is a famous coalition of Cheetahs that rule a portion of the Mara plains. They are not siblings but a brotherhood of strangers who have charmed many with their closeness, hunting as a group and looking out for each other. Video by A Link Film

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

My mom had a spinal surgery and since 19thDec we’ve always had visitors daily na wanaleta vitu za kukula😁May God increase these people in all ways possible😊

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

Unaeza aje kuwa an adult na uko proud kusema haujui kupika? Unaishi aje kwani

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

@Mollage_ Ilikuwa imeshikana na Ikuuni surely😂😂

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Mel J

@melmueni

6 years

Weed

Kaluhi's_Kitchen

@KaluhisKitchen

6 years

My three favorite herbs: Dania, Thyme, Rosemary 🍃💚 What are yours?

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

Never let someone decide your emotions

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

Joho akiambiwa Msa watu wanauana

PEDDI WA BURGER

@edikomunga

5 years

Sasa unafikiria mimi najali utashangaa😂😂😂

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

Heres to the single life😊

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Mel J

@melmueni

4 years

Any age can wear what they want. Shida hapa ni what is in the head🤦🏾‍♀️

CHWALIST

@HalfLuo_

4 years

Suzanna Owiyo is the same 47 year old woman who parades her thighs in tiny shorts when in her Coast vacation..Mnangoja Akili Gani kwake?

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

@Brianmbunde Tunajua tu langata road

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Mel J

@melmueni

28 days

@mash_sir Na wamesimama hapo kama protestors wanaangalia mtu akipigwa mawe and as he shoots back. Like what on earth do they carry us for

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Mel J

@melmueni

6 years

Hakuna kitu poa kama ukue umesota kabisa then some guys wakona pesa yako come through at once wuwii💃🏾💃🏾

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

@KaluhisKitchen Pia mosques zina apply manze why the speakers?😭

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

@Shavin_ Yess!!

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Mel J

@melmueni

3 years

@Amahjoy7 @Somidotun7 @danbusky @Imagervet Stop lying please and read the Bible well.

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

Lolz you want Wambui traits but hauna Collymore behavior 😭 check yaself

Project 658 Kibunga

@TheDiplomat_Ke

5 years

This is "Wambui Collymore" living a simple life despite having money that could have enabled her put most expensive wigs, dresses or even import human hair from Brazil. But wait and meet a poor Kenyan lady who forces her man to boy her Brazilian hair or it's over 😂😂

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Mel J

@melmueni

4 years

This married man was hitting me up and I told him I don’t do married men and this mf really told me to grow up and behave like an adult😂😂😂😂😂

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Mel J

@melmueni

2 years

Sometimes huwa nakumbuka @mash_sir aliitwa date na dem akaenda kupata dem akona jamaa mwingine and my friend was told “tia bidii hata wewe utapata mtu”😂😂😂Dark times😂

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Mel J

@melmueni

3 years

@N_etincelle @mama_hawi @JoyKwendo I have been using Always and I’ve never seen any effects, is it wrong if I donate what I use?

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Mel J

@melmueni

6 years

@__Mutuku But it’s true😁😏

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Mel J

@melmueni

4 years

@Kurlycheeks @Wamathai Ghai me too!! I always thought I’m crazy😂kwanza when it’s high and going fast wueh.

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

So sad. RIP Tonny Munguti #JusticeForTonny

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

Be yourself. It always works.

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

I want you forever even though we aint together....

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

31 dams😂😂. Hawa ndio wameiva ngwai yote kwa market ndio maana kuna shortage hivyo

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

Blunt time😏😏

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

Yani Trapa ni Yah Boi Selfie. ohrait😂😂😂😂😂

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

*nguo

africandark

@wrmuwrmu

5 years

i don’t like visitors. yaani nivae bra because hutaki kukaa kwenu? si fair.

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

Dont be so hard on yourself. Encourage yourself, buy you some cake, stay happy and be grateful.

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

@Syshndunge @SKairetu But she also said being skinny doesn’t mean you are healthy

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Mel J

@melmueni

8 years

Forgiving a cheating boyfriend

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

Baby girl nobody haffi know

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Mel J

@melmueni

4 years

Unajiona wewe?😂😂

natalie_joby💙

@Jobider1

4 years

Could've fucked your friend but I heard he got a big mouth😒

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

Where is it written it was an apple?

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

Lol huwa mnakunywa birth control na hamna hata watoi ndio mwanaume amwage ndani then you suffer the side effects alone😂jipendeni aki

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

@PweetyDee @KennLouy 😂😂😂😂😂us those

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Mel J

@melmueni

3 years

A friend of mine broke up with her guy juu they used to live together and the chiq was working plus taking her masters classes so anaingia home past 9, anapata jamaa alifika 6 anawatch TV na anamchill afike ndio apike supper on a daily basis😂

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Mel J

@melmueni

3 years

Ushawai angaliwa sana mpaka ukashuku ni zip imefunguka? Ama nguo imeraruka? 😂😂

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Mel J

@melmueni

4 years

Huku Msa msee anakushow vile aliamka mapema saa hiyo anamaanisha saa moja 💀

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Mel J

@melmueni

8 years

No. Jesus already died for all of us

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Mel J

@melmueni

6 years

Siku hizi mtu akinitembelea I always wonder ataenda saa ngapi nitoe nguo😂joto ya coast aki sio ya ile ya Rongai nilizoea😭

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Mel J

@melmueni

7 years

#JusticeForTonny I dont get how someone dies in police custody.

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

Imagine ukue na stress ya job, life ndio hii inakufuck left right and center halafu bado ukue na mjamaa/ dem anakustress😂can never be me😂😂

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Mel J

@melmueni

5 years

Lol wasee husmoke to get away from the depression they already have. But in real sense they should seek help sio kusmoke juu it’s just a few hours of feeling good then back to your depression so you end up smoking too much.

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Mel J

@melmueni

6 years

Hey. Looking for an accountant-good in excel and CPA is a plus, and a corporate sales lady to work in an interior & exterior designing Co. in Westy. Dm for more details.. #IkoKaziKe

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