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@melizzalol
mel
5 months
less french people
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Pop Base
5 months
France becomes the first country in the world to make abortion a constitutional right.
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7 months
how do people notice this like who is looking at justin timberlake’s instagram
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Pop Base
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Justin Timberlake has cleared his social media.
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8 months
mary queen of scot’s looking worse for wear
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Sophie Corcoran
8 months
Merry Christmas!!! From me and my tesco curry
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11 months
men are mental actually
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@melizzalol
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3 years
@kyree001 @atliensdeluxe @pu55yk4t why you coming into a thread about positivity with negativity 💀
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@melizzalol
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2 years
when’s the last time a scotland fan even thought about this game ? the less i have to think about england the better
@ODDSbible
ODDSbible
2 years
Don’t worry Scotland fans, you’ll always have that 0-0 win against England from Euro 2020
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5 months
@EmmanuelGrosCon at least get accurate with it
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3 years
@ImAllexx @willne is he related to jaack mate
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5 months
@iamcobbina men when a man who has nothing to do with them finds a woman who has nothing to do with them attractive
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9 months
never seen a man so defeated before
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@melizzalol
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3 years
people who refuse to get vaccinated but complain about the prospect of restrictions or lockdowns make no sense :/
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@melizzalol
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10 months
@kobebinladenn @iamcobbina i know i gave it to him
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10 months
@iamcobbina my photoshop skills
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1 year
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@elefaantz
sweet afia🇬🇭
1 year
what’s the worst rizz someone has ever used on u? mine was when a yt man tried to say that his lips were bigger than mine
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4 years
u people and ur individuality complexes are so funny. in the replies saying “wait till they hear about mitski” like ok???? multiple sad songs can coexist...
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4 months
@iamcobbina u need to stop tweeting about football
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@melizzalol
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6 months
that tattie scone looks like it was cooked with a heartwarming letter
@iamtomskinner
Thomas Skinner ⚒
6 months
Little Scottish Breakfast today in sunny Scotland. Bosh❤️
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@melizzalol
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3 years
how are people using someone collapsing at the chelsea game as a way to push their anti vax agenda 😵‍💫 sick in the head
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3 years
this would make me block you on all platforms
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@melizzalol
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1 year
wtf went to go see barbie today and they just played this on repeat for 1 hour and 54 mins
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@melizzalol
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6 months
trisha paytas has worked her magic yet again
@PopBase
Pop Base
6 months
King Charles III has been diagnosed with cancer, Buckingham Palace announces.
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@melizzalol
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4 years
@bumabogey @maximoose76 @FabEgger @venusianbabie in what way is that a joke how is it funny in the slightest
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5 months
@JorgeSampalinho yasssss thanks bestie
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@melizzalol
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2 years
hearts 2014/15 kit should be in this thread
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@ufcfooty
Jogo Bonito
2 years
A thread of extremely good looking football kits - nothing more, nothing less 🔥 Part 2
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11 months
that’s tiny like way too small no personality could make up for that either
@pubity
Pubity
11 months
Subway launches its first 3-inch sub to combat inflation
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9 months
sad day for the most rancid men to ever walk the planet
@Dexerto
Dexerto
9 months
Omegle the video chat site has officially shut down forever
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3 years
@Delta_TakeCover @ItsMandinga @alqjdpsma @opitersia @EmpressEmani yet 86% are committed by males? which means that 14% are committed by women lol. not excusing that 14% whatsoever but it’s not comparable to how often males do it. males can abuse other males to make up that 40%
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3 years
@FrankZamore @TheVioletOracle not like multiple people can have the same thought or anything
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@melizzalol
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8 months
that woman that booked annual leave tomorrow for this will be fuming
@RockstarGames
Rockstar Games
8 months
Our trailer has leaked so please watch the real thing on YouTube:
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1 year
i don’t even know him
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1 year
i don’t get why americans are judging this as if that doesn’t look mouth wateringly good
@makeupbyshaniah
💲🤍
1 year
dude
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@melizzalol
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10 months
dillon danis losing after harassing logan’s wife for months is so so so funny
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6 months
@iamcobbina now please i need my mind taken off of the football 🙄
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1 year
you know you could’ve just tweeted those words instead of posting a picture of a random old fella and it would’ve been just as funny
@JoeShabadu
SHABS
1 year
this guy reading the wetherspoons menu for 15mins on the train yesterday
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3 years
@ItsMandinga @alqjdpsma @opitersia @EmpressEmani how do u watch a video about how most violent crimes are committed by men and then tell ME i’m the one with a mental disorder for not liking men 😕 maybe if men get therapy and stop hurting people then i won’t be misandrist 🙏🏻
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@melizzalol
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10 months
how on earth are people following me on instagram from this tweet when my username isn’t on it and i wasn’t even the one who posted it 😭
@LfcStig
Stig
10 months
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9 months
this has to be the worst attempt at propaganda ever. why would they have a website and IF they did why would it be in english
@Israel
Israel ישראל
9 months
To understand the scale of Hamas’ crimes against humanity visit .
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2 months
he got downed in fortnite
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9 months
me and my squad celebrating my birthday RIGHT 😮‍💨
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6 months
doctor today asked me what i do for fun and when i said fortnite he looked at me like this and asked how old i am again…
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9 months
this is the funniest tweet i’ve ever seen
@Caitlyn_Jenner
Caitlyn Jenner
9 months
@DonaldJTrumpJr I’ll say it RETARTED!
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2 years
@JamTarts how many times has he said we’ll make sure this doesn’t happen again now
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@melizzalol
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7 months
@Hatemaguire don’t do that there’s nothing on there now 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻😂😭😭😭😂😂👍🏻
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1 year
like one minute probably hahahahaha i could get through that so easily aha just love weed so much i could smoke it non stop so this would not last long at all aha
@NewAgeCannaPC
New Age Cannabis Podcast
1 year
How long would this last you?
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5 months
me pretending i don’t care about fortnite downtime ending so it ends faster
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3 years
indeed isnt down btw
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7 months
how i expect barry keoghan to react when i like his insta story
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3 years
i’m crying the bar i go to is called subway and this just looks like i have a serious sandwich addiction 💀
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10 months
shut up you freak
@POTUS
President Biden
10 months
I have come to Israel with a simple message: You are not alone. As long as the United States stands – and we will stand forever – you will not be alone.
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3 years
spotify keeps pausing every time there’s a video on my timeline
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11 months
this account gets more and more misogynistic every day
@insultsrare
rare insults
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2 years
i didn’t know they had multiple fans
@PopBase
Pop Base
2 years
The Chainsmokers reveal they’ve had threesomes with fans multiple times.
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6 months
i know she pegs him to within an inch of his life
@ThePopTingz
Pop Tingz
6 months
Joe Biden, 81, says the key to his marriage is “good sex”.
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5 months
@JorgeSampalinho do you think this counts as a red card in my opinion i think it’s an obvious and justified red but so many celtic fans think it’s not which i think is bloody outrageous! the club even appealed it isn’t that crazy. would love to know your thoughts
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1 year
personally i would never do this i think it’s disgusting that she even considered giving her children something with zero alcohol in it? get them on the hard liquor instead
@nypost
New York Post
1 year
Kristen Bell reveals why she lets her kids drink non-alcoholic beer
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6 months
why do we just lie down for rangers every single time
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11 months
just said “please no” out loud when i died on fortnite i am such a virgin
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1 year
i think this what the youngsters would call W rizz 🥵
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3 years
the type of people to tweet these things are the worst friends ever please grow up
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11 months
i think it’s illegal to be a pedo too. not sure though i could be wrong
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2 years
jim from friday night dinner when his dog ran away
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9 months
no wonder he’s shite at football he’s too busy yapping all day
@demetrimitche11
Demetri Mitchell
9 months
Being broke is no excuse to be fat. - Water is cheaper than coke - Broccoli is cheaper than chocolate - Packet of Rice is cheaper than chips - Cooking at home is cheaper than McDonald s It also doesn’t cost anything to go on a run.
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2 years
i’m so devastated. rip george you were such a great guy and will be missed so so much ❤️
@TheKFCKezman
Jordan
2 years
It is with a heavy heart that I have to inform everybody, that our dear friend George has passed away at 18 years old, following his fight with cancer since he was 16. He was a great friend to many that knew him, a kind lad who could always make people laugh. Warrior💙
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2 years
oh you’re a girl and you watch FOOTBALL???? NO WAY!!!!!! name every player ever
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3 years
@ItsMandinga @alqjdpsma @opitersia @EmpressEmani male humans are not dogs. unless ur implying that males don’t have control over their thoughts and actions to the point of not being able to stop themselves from killing people for no reason. lol
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@melizzalol
mel
2 years
honouring the queen with her favourite activity: car crashes
@RobHarris
Rob Harris
2 years
Traffic lights being removed to prepare Westminster for the funeral
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3 years
i HATE it when people leave toast crumbs in butter. you are not normal if you do that
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8 months
imagine your boyfriend saying flowers are waste of money and then finding out he donates to wikipedia… you’d have to kill him
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mel
1 year
me after crushing them all up and snorting them at once
@forerolas
nico
1 year
Esta imagen es tan profunda. Lamentablemente, creo que solo un pequeño porcentaje de personas podrá entenderla.
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11 months
@glory98matondo well yeah have you seen him ? of course i did
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9 months
you should’ve made a new account and blocked all the accounts he already follows so when you click his following you only see the new ones #staytoxic
@naenextdoor12
NaeV..
9 months
Everytime my ex used to follow a new girl he would reorder his following by refollowing all the celebrities to push her to the bottom of the list
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5 months
my card just declined 4 times on the bus making me look like i don’t have £2 😭 almost forced everyone on there to take a long hard look at my bank balance to prove i’m not broke
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2 years
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3 years
@ItsMandinga @Delta_TakeCover @alqjdpsma @opitersia @EmpressEmani lmao pulling the “women are emotional” card 😍😍😍
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1 year
it’s not hard if you’re normal
i really used to believe that men and women can be friends LOOOOOOOL 💀💀💀💀
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3 years
@Winstontheking1 @JamesBabington_ @JH77_LFC @1hxssan there’s literally a recording of him pressuring her into having sex why are you defending him… weird behaviour
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2 years
took a social media break for a week but i’m still mentally ill? 👎🏻
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11 months
@59Yoma don’t worry he’s my husband
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4 years
@Jaack stealing stevies screenshot 😔
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8 months
@iamcobbina they’re lying you should shout at minimum wage hotel staff until they allow you to feast
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3 years
how are you this out of touch with reality
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1 year
men are weird
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3 years
my newest baby :) she is a girl panther NOT a boy because i love crazy and evil women and i hate men
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1 year
the face of a man who knows he just got an awful hair cut
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3 years
good morning
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2 years
don’t normalise men please
@jasminericegirl
soup girl
2 years
men are really so cute sometimes like they open doors for u and carry the heavy things and give u compliments and have cute smiles and make u laugh and hold ur hand like ahhhhhh !!!!!!! we must protect them at all costs!!!
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and a shooting star 💫 prettiest thing i’ve ever seen yippee
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