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Melissa

@melis

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Loves laughing, dogs, champagne and danger.

Silicon Valley
Joined December 2006
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Sugary Shakes in the Hospital Aren’t Good Medicine, via @nytimes
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RT @mhkamp: As requested: 2017 Kindergarten Thanksgiving Cookbook enjoy
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RT @nytimes: At Trump's rallies, some supporters express themselves with slurs and violent language. See what it's like up close: https://t…
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RT @kottke: How did Hitler rise to power?
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RT @drewmcmanus: No matter what you think of his politics, Obama has been a model of class and dignity.
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9 years
Love Maira Kalman
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New York Times Opinion
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The shape of things to come in 2016:
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9 years
When you go to the eye doctor because you are certain you are going blind & she says oh it's no big deal, it just happens to PEOPLE YOUR AGE
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RT @someecards: People are sharing the dorky kid beds they sleep in while they're home for Christmas. https://t.co/…
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RT @perlani: Find worthy local and int. causes on the GreatNonprofits 2015 Top-Rated List of nonprofits https://t.c…
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RT @someecards: This dad turned his baby into a real Elf on the Shelf and took a ton of cute photos.
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RT @someecards: Adorable 6-year-old watches 'Star Wars' for first time, bugs dad with hundreds of questions. https:…
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RT @Chieftainboss: As usual, great content from the #ArtofManliness
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10 years
Funny typo: after having to make a hard decision, a friend wrote "don't worry, it will be in the tear view soon"
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10 years
Dogs I met today - Bentley the Norwich Terrier, and a Jack Russell in the ladies room at O'Hare.
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10 years
Perplexing a Genius.
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11 years
Stuck in Boston airport for 6 hours due to "weather" in SF which is really just a euphemism for "we only have one runway open tonight."
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11 years
At Marriott Long Barf I mean Long Wharf in Boston They charge $13 for WIFI. Except in lobby where it's free. I'm in my PJs by the concierge.
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12 years
Such a great time yesterday at @LoveAppleFarms learning how to make jam from the fabulous @chezpim!
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12 years
@dburkes we're such awesome letterpressers!
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