As requested: 2017 Kindergarten Thanksgiving Cookbook enjoy

I can’t help but think about how offended I would be if someone said “you remind me of a Sunday” personally most of my Sundays are spent rotting in bed, hangxiety ridden, and feeling like the week ahead of me might kill me

Mercury is definitely doing that thing again

@gilmcln who put a hex on us

@gilmcln @bb_apes how about having a bad day AND having the cilantro soap gene?

@gilmcln yeah they are, you just got a good one queen

Having to put more than $40 in my gas tank makes me feel physically ill

take me back to 2016 so I can listen to blonde again for the first time

Alright whoever has my voodoo doll can you please let a bitch breathe for like TWO SECONDS

gorgeous gorgeous girls go to the bar after crying for 12 hours straight

RT @ameliaelizalde: i’m an only child so my moms mantelpiece looks like i died

@gilmcln that’s what I thought ms girl

why pay for therapy when you can listen to vienna by billy joel on repeat

Likely to be me with my shoulder

RT @RyanSeacrest: Tonight we say goodbye to a show that left an indelible mark on reality tv and pop culture. Thank you to the Kardashian…

I really didn’t think I’d ever feel genuine happiness again

RT @bitchiwas999: “Stop crying, it’s just a movie” The movie:

life is just so funny lol

I try to keep from losin’ the rest of me

Extreme sport: self tanning your back by yourself