The fact that I do not have an internship for my sophomore summer is COMPLETELY OKAY!!!! Penn's pre-professional culture is TOXIC!!!!!! I wouldn't even WANT AN INTERNSHIP!!! If you know of anything put in a good WORD FOR ME!!!!
my high school was like: sorry everyone apparently the motivational speaker we hired was actually an NVIXM sex cult recruiter, we forgot to do a background check on him because we were too busy pretending to recycle and dresscoding girls
Ppl who went to private school will say things like “omg ur in that psci class? Soooo cool I actually took a film class on Ecuadorian educational policy during WW2 in hs and we went to South America for 2 months .. it’s sooo interesting!”
I did a yearlong project in 7th grade about boy brains versus girl brains and my experiments unequivocally found that boys were smarter so the night before my presentation I just switched all the results. What have you all done for the feminist movement lately????
My tiktok teaches me so much for example I learned how to make healthy blueberry pancakes and also learned everything that is wrong with my body and face and even personality
Google docs: yes perfect girl ❤️
Grammarly: oh hey slut ever heard of a dictionary? Yeah apparently not bc u made 17 critical errors in one fucking sentence and also I hate ur curtain bangs ewww
When you write about your own life for your tv pilot for screenwriting class but then you get hit w the canvas comment “the main character was unlikeable” it’s like ummm I think you didn’t understand it? She’s perfect? Flawed, yes, but ultimately...
so basically my pod is just my frat. and then also everyone who is friends with / related to / lives with or next to / hooking up with / working on a group project with anyone else in my frat. but the 227 of us have been getting tested weekly so we're actually all set
one thing i have not missed about the Quad is when i would come back from wawa in my sweatpants, beef empanada in hand, to see a group of 27 girls in dresses waiting for their ubers
ventured into huntsman for the first time this semester and all i'll say is i'm seeing a lot more skinny jeans here than I do in the kelly writers house...
just made my first post on greek rank -- definitely tough picking my top four greek/mediterranean restaurants but really wanted to add my voice to the discourse!
Reading Percy Jackson had me convinced I was a Demi-god daughter of Posideon because I was “restless” and had “special connection to the water” in fact I just had undiagnosed ADHD and was slightly above average at breaststroke
Hanging out with my friends and talking about our crushes (past and present) should fulfill the History and Traditions Sector at the University of Pennsylvania
Rip Joan didion. Haven’t read any of ur books yet but even saying “yeah I’ve been meaning to read some didion” has gotten me really far 🙏🏻 a girls girl fr
my parents are packing up my apartment and my mom says oh there’s a half gallon of ice cream in the freezer we’re gonna just have to throw it out and my dad goes “give it here I’ll just eat it super quick” ??? it’s 8:29 am
happy one year anniversary of my first car accident where I reversed into a woman named Princess who sat in my car with me as i sobbed while we waited for the police to come! yes she did play me an episode of her podcast "love your truama" and yes trauma is spelled incorrectly!
I’ve not had enough life experiences to really viscerally feel this Olivia rodrigo album and it’s devastating.... please can someone immediately date me and then cheat on me 3 days later so I can participate in the discourse in a timely manner
for homecoming I'm going to wear a Penn Dad shirt. It's funny cuz I'm not only not a parent, I'm a girl! So it's wrong in a lot of ways. Btw I am very funny
Nothing more debasing than standing in front of a house w my insanely hot/cool/fun girlies and then having to explain to the most mediocre man on the planet why we should get to party
In my first Wharton class & the vibes are NEFARIOUS / straight up EVIL!!! During our negotiation simulation a British man said in the most chilling tone I’ve ever heard “I realized I didn’t actually *care* if my business partner goes bankrupt. In fact.. I almost wanted him to.”
can’t ask your parents for anything in December or else it counts as a gift.. if I tell my mom about my therapy bill tonight i will be unboxing a copay receipt on Christmas morning
Trader Joe’s ravioli only needs 1-2 minutes to cook as opposed to the 10 minutes normal pasta takes. There’s no joke here — would just hate to see anyone make the same mistake I just did!
the weather is soooooo beautiful im swiping on people's instagram stories like hey girl I am wishing you well every moment of every day. missing 7th grade math right about now <3
It is scientifically impossible to go into lox stock without seeing a girl from your high school wearing biker shorts who you vaguely know but definitely cannot say hi to because she's jangling her car keys in a way that makes it seem like she would be mean to you
at first i took a polisci class I was like ugh polisci guys and then I took an econ class and I was like ugh econ guys and now I'm taking a cims class and I'm like ugh cims guys. does anyone see a little pattern here
In the moelis family grand reading room with my open container iced coffee under the table between my feet as they walk around confiscating everyone’s drinks. You have never know terror quite like this
Aw your parents said they liked me? That’s so nice!!! Did they happen to say they have never met anyone quite like me, were enthralled by both my wit and charm, and ultimately wish I was one of their own children?
Ppl see me w my wire headphones and say: oh you lost your AirPods” …no? what I lost was the will to conform to modernity and so-called “progress,” the need to be subservient to the technocracy… yes I did lose them but I gained something, too..
Nerds r are always like “what languages do you know? Python?” And it’s like look i love Harry Potter as much as the next person but you know snakes don’t actually talk right???
I'm shook af to announce I've accepted a position as a Banking Analyst at J.P. Sachs this summer, on god I am so grateful to everyone who helped me along this journey
I’ve never been through a breakup but I can’t imagine it hurting more than my pediatric dentist suggesting that I find an adult dentist since I’m 18... Dr. Cipes I know I bit you ONE TIME but don’t do this 💔
looking for people who want to do an unofficial "halfway through" hurrah. could 10 people who have a crush on me please dm me right now and i'll lyk if it's a match
Wtf Joe Biden just came out with another executive order for intl women’s day saying you have to compliment all the women you follow on twitter.......that’s so weird lol but I feel like we should all comply right....
POV: ur in 8th grade. Ur walking home after the late bus dropped you off a mile from your house. u just had choir rehearsal and u and ur crush locked eyes 3 times during hallelujah. It was intense. U replay each interaction while listening to Geronimo by Sheppard. Life is good..
Just got arrested for moving to brooklyn without owning black sambas or over the ear headphones. They don’t accept cash bail only long white maxi skirts
I told my friend if study abroad gets cancelled I’m fucked Bc I didn’t sign up for any classes at penn and he was like well there r still plenty of open classes… like Ok I don’t think u *get* it … Give me the TIME to be dramatic and pessimistic?? I shouldn’t have to say this
my high school did not have comprehensive sex education with discussions about consent & relationships but it did have this poster and that’s basically the same thing❤️
The 53% of white women who voted for trump be redesigning kitchens while ignoring the damage this
President and his secretaries do every day like ladies you’re worried about the wrong cabinet
I can’t sleep because ppl r getting “”hazed””” in the backyard next to mine and they’re going down the line saying what the pledgemasters love language is😭😭 like
Me: 💤
Outside: IS IT QUALITY TIME OR IS IT ACTS OF SERVICE????
Daily penn today prediction -
Josh Shapiro, Governor of the state that Penn is located in, not chosen as VP for Kamala (who is running instead of Joe Biden, a former Penn professor) in race against Donald Trump, a 1986 Wharton grad
Visiting Greece with friends is interesting because you can reach a lot of conclusions about their middle school experience based on how often they bring up Percy Jackson
Thinking about the good ol days*
*two summers ago when I wasn’t lifeguard certified so I was hired as a “pool watcher” and was legally not allowed to anything except alert the actual lifeguard if someone was drowning
When I worked at a publishing company this summer, I had to put in a placeholder caption in the photo section of Brian Dawkins autobiography while I was formatting it. Apparently he liked it and no one changed it. Today, my writing will be read by millions🙏🏻
We need to start talking about how It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia perpetuates extremely unrealistic expectations about weather patterns in the greater Philadelphia area.
A Message from the University: Happy International Women's Day!! Here are 10 Penn female grads who are absolutely SLAYING the private equity game. Who run the world?!
I was nervous about making friends in college but then realized that this is a fresh start where no one has to know that I only found out Stevie Wonder was blind last year so I guess I’m feeling pretty good
how do i explain to my TA that i am unable to attend recitation because i am very busy entering my 6th hour of watching youtube videos of a canadian figure skating duo
He’s treating meeeeeee😍 ($20 gift card he was going to give to his crush in 2013 for her birthday but got sick and couldn’t go to the party and then forgot about it)
My roommate and I have a wonderful dynamic in which she updates me on what’s happening in succession and I tell her what’s going on in hbo’s girls… neither of us watch the other show but whenever there’s a good episode I’m like wait so happy for you