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Tweet idea I drafted in the middle of the night ln
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Hulu should have a feature that flags any user who watches Normal People in less than 48 hours and send them an email to ask if they're okay
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another middle school email where I was discreet, effortless
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Revisiting the Thriving At Penn canvas modules to see where I went wrong
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The fact that I do not have an internship for my sophomore summer is COMPLETELY OKAY!!!! Penn's pre-professional culture is TOXIC!!!!!! I wouldn't even WANT AN INTERNSHIP!!! If you know of anything put in a good WORD FOR ME!!!!
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Working at your company is a childhood dream I've had since yesterday
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4 years
Ok guys seriously who leaked this
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my high school was like: sorry everyone apparently the motivational speaker we hired was actually an NVIXM sex cult recruiter, we forgot to do a background check on him because we were too busy pretending to recycle and dresscoding girls
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my therapist: anything you wanna unpack this week? me:
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Frat parties over Zoom if we’re online in the fall:
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This news is going to make like 7 people on this campus extremelyyyy happy
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Got a feeling this debate is gonna fail the Bechdel test
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@megan_esc
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An original song entitled “Thank You Triple A (For Helping Me Realize I Have Mental Illness)”
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Ppl who went to private school will say things like “omg ur in that psci class? Soooo cool I actually took a film class on Ecuadorian educational policy during WW2 in hs and we went to South America for 2 months .. it’s sooo interesting!”
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@megan_esc
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I did a yearlong project in 7th grade about boy brains versus girl brains and my experiments unequivocally found that boys were smarter so the night before my presentation I just switched all the results. What have you all done for the feminist movement lately????
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@megan_esc
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4 years
My tiktok teaches me so much for example I learned how to make healthy blueberry pancakes and also learned everything that is wrong with my body and face and even personality
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Google docs: yes perfect girl ❤️ Grammarly: oh hey slut ever heard of a dictionary? Yeah apparently not bc u made 17 critical errors in one fucking sentence and also I hate ur curtain bangs ewww
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Glad to know Chris Wallace understands how I feel trying to get out a point in a breakout room with two guys
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When you write about your own life for your tv pilot for screenwriting class but then you get hit w the canvas comment “the main character was unlikeable” it’s like ummm I think you didn’t understand it? She’s perfect? Flawed, yes, but ultimately...
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@megan_esc
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hard-hitting journalism & free astrazeneca administration locust with @nwmaniac
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so basically my pod is just my frat. and then also everyone who is friends with / related to / lives with or next to / hooking up with / working on a group project with anyone else in my frat. but the 227 of us have been getting tested weekly so we're actually all set
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@megan_esc
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one thing i have not missed about the Quad is when i would come back from wawa in my sweatpants, beef empanada in hand, to see a group of 27 girls in dresses waiting for their ubers
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@megan_esc
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ventured into huntsman for the first time this semester and all i'll say is i'm seeing a lot more skinny jeans here than I do in the kelly writers house...
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just made my first post on greek rank -- definitely tough picking my top four greek/mediterranean restaurants but really wanted to add my voice to the discourse!
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worst superlative ever....
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Reading Percy Jackson had me convinced I was a Demi-god daughter of Posideon because I was “restless” and had “special connection to the water” in fact I just had undiagnosed ADHD and was slightly above average at breaststroke
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Ok literally what could be more important
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How my mom texts me only to call me with news that someone I knew in 3rd grade was arrested
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@megan_esc
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went to SHS because I thought I was having a pulmonary embolism and the doctor just printed me this 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Hanging out with my friends and talking about our crushes (past and present) should fulfill the History and Traditions Sector at the University of Pennsylvania
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Rip Joan didion. Haven’t read any of ur books yet but even saying “yeah I’ve been meaning to read some didion” has gotten me really far 🙏🏻 a girls girl fr
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What's Biden's plan to 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝐩𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 "𝐆𝐥𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐧 𝐄𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧" 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐲/𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 ?
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@megan_esc
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writing down his third favorite artist so i can bring it up in casual conversation a few months from now
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my parents are packing up my apartment and my mom says oh there’s a half gallon of ice cream in the freezer we’re gonna just have to throw it out and my dad goes “give it here I’ll just eat it super quick” ??? it’s 8:29 am
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@megan_esc
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Let’s see how that instagram poetry holds up if I take away this
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@megan_esc
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Got the vaccine and the side effects are fucking horrible. Ate half a block of Cabot extra sharp cheddar at 1:07am just like the CDC said I would.
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happy one year anniversary of my first car accident where I reversed into a woman named Princess who sat in my car with me as i sobbed while we waited for the police to come! yes she did play me an episode of her podcast "love your truama" and yes trauma is spelled incorrectly!
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Spring fling artists being announced
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Instagram birthday stories: you are the craziest person I know!!! *picture of girl doing a handstand* my wild bff *pic of her outside in pajamas*
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@megan_esc
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Closed my eyes in Wilcaf just to take in the scents & sounds and was instantly transported to the streets of Paris, France
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I’ve not had enough life experiences to really viscerally feel this Olivia rodrigo album and it’s devastating.... please can someone immediately date me and then cheat on me 3 days later so I can participate in the discourse in a timely manner
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@megan_esc
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for homecoming I'm going to wear a Penn Dad shirt. It's funny cuz I'm not only not a parent, I'm a girl! So it's wrong in a lot of ways. Btw I am very funny
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@megan_esc
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“The plan? Create a global pandemic that targets the elderly in order to eventually wipe out POTUS”
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Happy Earth Day ! May I remind you of my recent European vacation?
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Really interesting phenomenon I’ve been researching
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Nothing more debasing than standing in front of a house w my insanely hot/cool/fun girlies and then having to explain to the most mediocre man on the planet why we should get to party
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@megan_esc
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In my first Wharton class & the vibes are NEFARIOUS / straight up EVIL!!! During our negotiation simulation a British man said in the most chilling tone I’ve ever heard “I realized I didn’t actually *care* if my business partner goes bankrupt. In fact.. I almost wanted him to.”
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@megan_esc
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can’t ask your parents for anything in December or else it counts as a gift.. if I tell my mom about my therapy bill tonight i will be unboxing a copay receipt on Christmas morning
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@megan_esc
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Trader Joe’s ravioli only needs 1-2 minutes to cook as opposed to the 10 minutes normal pasta takes. There’s no joke here — would just hate to see anyone make the same mistake I just did!
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Pilot announced that “google maps” said we’ll arrive in 45 minutes ?? 😭 that’s what I get for flying Frontier
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Found some awesome stuff at the Thrift Shop pop-up. There’s a new sister in town!!!!
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the weather is soooooo beautiful im swiping on people's instagram stories like hey girl I am wishing you well every moment of every day. missing 7th grade math right about now <3
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I’m always checking my phone for the email that’s going to turn it all around
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Me: yes women in STEM! Penn: physical world requirement Me: so I meant that more theoretically
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It is scientifically impossible to go into lox stock without seeing a girl from your high school wearing biker shorts who you vaguely know but definitely cannot say hi to because she's jangling her car keys in a way that makes it seem like she would be mean to you
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at first i took a polisci class I was like ugh polisci guys and then I took an econ class and I was like ugh econ guys and now I'm taking a cims class and I'm like ugh cims guys. does anyone see a little pattern here
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@megan_esc
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In the moelis family grand reading room with my open container iced coffee under the table between my feet as they walk around confiscating everyone’s drinks. You have never know terror quite like this
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Aw your parents said they liked me? That’s so nice!!! Did they happen to say they have never met anyone quite like me, were enthralled by both my wit and charm, and ultimately wish I was one of their own children?
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Ppl see me w my wire headphones and say: oh you lost your AirPods” …no? what I lost was the will to conform to modernity and so-called “progress,” the need to be subservient to the technocracy… yes I did lose them but I gained something, too..
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Nerds r are always like “what languages do you know? Python?” And it’s like look i love Harry Potter as much as the next person but you know snakes don’t actually talk right???
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you ever get a haircut so bad you're like damn I'm gonna have to work on my personality a lot to pull this one off
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I'm shook af to announce I've accepted a position as a Banking Analyst at J.P. Sachs this summer, on god I am so grateful to everyone who helped me along this journey
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I’ve never been through a breakup but I can’t imagine it hurting more than my pediatric dentist suggesting that I find an adult dentist since I’m 18... Dr. Cipes I know I bit you ONE TIME but don’t do this 💔
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@megan_esc
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looking for people who want to do an unofficial "halfway through" hurrah. could 10 people who have a crush on me please dm me right now and i'll lyk if it's a match
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Wtf Joe Biden just came out with another executive order for intl women’s day saying you have to compliment all the women you follow on twitter.......that’s so weird lol but I feel like we should all comply right....
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POV: ur in 8th grade. Ur walking home after the late bus dropped you off a mile from your house. u just had choir rehearsal and u and ur crush locked eyes 3 times during hallelujah. It was intense. U replay each interaction while listening to Geronimo by Sheppard. Life is good..
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Just got arrested for moving to brooklyn without owning black sambas or over the ear headphones. They don’t accept cash bail only long white maxi skirts
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I told my friend if study abroad gets cancelled I’m fucked Bc I didn’t sign up for any classes at penn and he was like well there r still plenty of open classes… like Ok I don’t think u *get* it … Give me the TIME to be dramatic and pessimistic?? I shouldn’t have to say this
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Made a Venn diagram not based off of personal experiences at all!
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just started my first reading of the semester
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The left is what euphoria WANTS you to think Halloween in high school looks like. The right is what high school actually looks like (I was Jellybeans)
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my high school did not have comprehensive sex education with discussions about consent & relationships but it did have this poster and that’s basically the same thing❤️
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@megan_esc
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The 53% of white women who voted for trump be redesigning kitchens while ignoring the damage this President and his secretaries do every day like ladies you’re worried about the wrong cabinet
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I have it on good authority that it was actually Ellen who bullied me in my in 6th grade
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Okay so just found the note I was gonna send to Kim and Kanye for their wedding. Fuck
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I can’t sleep because ppl r getting “”hazed””” in the backyard next to mine and they’re going down the line saying what the pledgemasters love language is😭😭 like Me: 💤 Outside: IS IT QUALITY TIME OR IS IT ACTS OF SERVICE????
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Daily penn today prediction - Josh Shapiro, Governor of the state that Penn is located in, not chosen as VP for Kamala (who is running instead of Joe Biden, a former Penn professor) in race against Donald Trump, a 1986 Wharton grad
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I’M WITH HER!!! (Hilary Clinton and I both have COVID right now)
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Visiting Greece with friends is interesting because you can reach a lot of conclusions about their middle school experience based on how often they bring up Percy Jackson
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sending my kids to public school because I believe it's important for them to have exposure to horny and problematic theatre kids from a young age
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maybe I would watch more movies if Netflix could divide them into 60 second segments I could watch consecutively on my tiktok feed
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I LOVE MY DUMB BOYFRIEND ❤️
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Thinking about the good ol days* *two summers ago when I wasn’t lifeguard certified so I was hired as a “pool watcher” and was legally not allowed to anything except alert the actual lifeguard if someone was drowning
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AI is for girls too
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When I worked at a publishing company this summer, I had to put in a placeholder caption in the photo section of Brian Dawkins autobiography while I was formatting it. Apparently he liked it and no one changed it. Today, my writing will be read by millions🙏🏻
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mimes when they're trapped in a box
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I hope I marry a man who also has a hyphenated last name and we combine them all so I can give birth to the world's cutest bureaucratic nightmare
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We need to start talking about how It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia perpetuates extremely unrealistic expectations about weather patterns in the greater Philadelphia area.
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if you managed to make friends at this school without doing pennquest IAA or greek life.... you’re self-made babe!
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Penn clubs bracket is crazy for this
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A Message from the University: Happy International Women's Day!! Here are 10 Penn female grads who are absolutely SLAYING the private equity game. Who run the world?!
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Lowkey I think it is a little fucked up to have to weigh yourself before getting fro yo but that could just be me
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I was nervous about making friends in college but then realized that this is a fresh start where no one has to know that I only found out Stevie Wonder was blind last year so I guess I’m feeling pretty good
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The devil works hard but Joe Biden’s merch team works harder
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how do i explain to my TA that i am unable to attend recitation because i am very busy entering my 6th hour of watching youtube videos of a canadian figure skating duo
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The media is SO BIASED! WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT me </3
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He’s treating meeeeeee😍 ($20 gift card he was going to give to his crush in 2013 for her birthday but got sick and couldn’t go to the party and then forgot about it)
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For everyone picture of a tree you post I will breed one dog ❤️
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My roommate and I have a wonderful dynamic in which she updates me on what’s happening in succession and I tell her what’s going on in hbo’s girls… neither of us watch the other show but whenever there’s a good episode I’m like wait so happy for you
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