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@megaballs45
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openly admitting you do cocaine is CRAZYYY
@emperoreaganite
Reaganite 🫡❄️🥃
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Imagine thinking global warming is real when it’s snowing on the 4th of July 🇺🇸❄️
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real cocaine heads out here trying to convince me that doing cocaine is normal but I will not be swayed
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@i_AMPAR real cocaine heads out here
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@tinashehive they’re trying to cook you but you’re right
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@The530Bro he’s not cringe he’s just insane
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wow! I wonder why the Republican Party has trouble retaining female voters!
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@twinkhoncreole BRIANNA WU IS TRANS??
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I truly genuinely understand why people think that sex offenders should be tortured slowly but at the same time you cannot believe in rehabilitative justice and hold that opinion
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@SyntheticRayna that’s not true
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DO NOT WASH YOUR MEAT THERE IS NO REASON TO WASH YOUR MEAT
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yeah. okay. who even cares anymore
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@nikicaga those chambers were running all day everyday around the country. It really isn’t that implausible like—
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comp sci building women’s bathrooms are so nice
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Chinese is a such a cool language because mei (meaning none) and mei (meaning beautiful) are anglicized the same way
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depths of wikipedia!
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anytime my friends wanna win an argument with me they always mention the fact that I let a man say “your ming dynasty pussy has me acting unwise” and continued dating him
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Went to Greece for a work trip and was absolutely floored with how racist the average person there was
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@megaballs45
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
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@roun_sa_ville
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@Duaghhg @Thirteenhats @ArtLearnerSndwh @Seamus_Malek @wormsofbarlo I feel like my conservative hometown in the US is under more sharia law than Gaza
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I’m so normal and well adjusted for someone who got a UCLA professor fired when I was 17 for hitting on me
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white guy SHOCKS employees at Chinese restaurant by bringing a different Chinese girl back every week
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@OwwlllY gege if he had love and joy in his heart
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It’s really funny that beyond the inherent biphobia of the “no straight boyfriends at pride” it’s also really weird to alienate straight allies
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I don’t think that is the main issue
@seksidheqyteti
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she should be at the club omg
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I hate men I hate men I hate men I hate men
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man cannot understand that relationships are actually complex things and not based on attraction alone
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Quite easily, yes
@emilysedona
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Can you believe I used to be addicted to c*ke?
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Having a pretty, smart, successful daughter that still talks to you is a nightmare scenario?
@RichardHanania
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Ella Emhoff being a part of the first family has the potential to radicalize American parents. I’m for women living the lives they want, but this is pretty much the nightmare scenario for most people with a daughter.
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@thechosenberg this is perhaps one of the clearer examples of marital rape
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it’s fucking crazy that Israel’s using white phosphorous because that shit is almost comically villainous
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@LinkofSunshine bro she sounds like Xi Jinping
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YOU GOT 6 POUNDS OF PRIME CUT BEEF LIKE YEAH THAT’S THE PRICE
@321gaux
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W.T.F. 🤬🤯 this is ridiculous
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@megaballs45
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Hey silly goose! Eden wasn’t Muslim! She actively went against theism is every sense of the word <333333
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milo having mommy issues is somehow the least surprising revelation of 2024
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Guess what mum 20 years and 2,000 guys and I wasn’t even gay that’s just how much I fucking hate you
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nvm Brianna Wu is fucking annoying
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@ryxcommar I get that that person’s son was autistic but DoorDash is like 20% more expensive than just calling ahead and picking it up
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I firmly believe that JD Vance was once a smart, intellectually curious, kind and compassionate man that could be friends with transgender people and that makes it all the more worse when he’s a fucking devoid husk of a man now
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yeah walz was right to call you guys weird
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wow what a nice moment! I wonder what other people are gonna take out of this—
@Malcolm_fleX48
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How bad do Western White women have to be that White men are out here learning Chinese just to propose to Asian women.
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@Lemommeringue you killed him
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have you ever fucking seen clothes
@TheQuartering
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tHeY aReNt TrAnSSSS
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@nikicaga Wendigoon makes good slop content and in most videos, I can’t even tell he’s THAT conservative
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DC we were in you
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@megaballs45
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Hi! Gooner here! 🙋‍♀️
@GrinningNeko
GrinningNeko | Moon Deity 🌙🐈
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@haze_tkn Hi Gooner here! 🙋‍♂️I'm beyond happy she is back! One of the best designed Tekken characters of modern day
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the term “firebomb a Walmart” makes me giggle
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fit check?
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“Kamala Harris is a cop” Kamala Harris was one of the most progressive prosecutors of her time who, during her time as DA, decreased recidivism and created programs for other outlets other than prison.
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“vote for Trump because Harris is a Zionist” what the fuck do you think Trump is gonna do about Palestine
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2020 was a wild time
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@k2ken0
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show me the worst dm you have ever recieved
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this is sosossoosososososos funny out of context
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this is actually gross lol
@orikron
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This is like having a moral panic about an African guy that doesn't like French people. yeah no shit
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some of y’all only believe in rehabilitative justice when it’s convenient
@vixidescent
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sexual abusers don’t “change” sorry not sorry but sexual assault is an unforgivable and irredeemable act
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posting from the greatest hits collection
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girl pick yourself UP
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girl why did you assume the random employee had any control over stocking
@GraceLP
Grace Loh Prasad 駱信惠
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I just went into a bookstore, bought a book, then asked “hey I’m a local author, would you be interested in carrying my book?” and the way she brushed me off SO QUICK, asked no questions, wouldn’t even make eye contact with me 😭😭
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good for her lmfao
@drunkyotes
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Hinge match going well
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unflattering picture but
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Ming Dynasty pussy got me acting unwise
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Greentext Reposter
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the beauty of the couch scandal is that it’s not excessively crude or disgusting. It’s an inanimate object. Republicans have shown time and time again that they can’t playfully attack someone, and that have to resort to the most vile acts possible to land any hits.
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Big if true
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@megaballs45
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why is it so normalized to have children in thirst traps. This is weirdo behavior
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San Francisco is the home of the white man asian woman trope
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Beautiful place! I hated it because everyone treated me terribly and like a side show act.
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Why are so many republicans against IVF?
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I’m in my early 20s so I’m thinking about grad school, killing myself, joining a polycule, joining a cult, joining the military, having a baby, going on a weekend long coke bender, or again, just killing myself
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@DolphusRaymond5 Sure, but I think that for all intents and purposes, people are a lot more complicated than cars, and determining who is and isn’t worth rehabilitating is a slippery slope.
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@nykyt0sha I worked at Sephora, which had the largest shrink rate of any store in the mall. Nothing at Sephora is a fucking necessity 😭😭😭
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@megaballs45
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hi pookie this is actually deranged
@leamaric
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This might be controversial but … free him?
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famously, harassing people online over their nationality stops geopolitical conflicts
@Hezbolsonaro
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Keep up the good work, chess warriors 🫡
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So…what’s the plan for the Republican Party if Trump loses
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@megaballs45
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What does cheating on accident mean
@vinhlegacy
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@ayeejuju women cheat on purpose men cheat on accident
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saw a billboard that said “firefighters are 2x as likely to get cancer in their lifetime” like…yeah. that’s an occupational hazard. what are we advocating for.
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I wish my breast milk ducts produced prime energy because that way I could feed my gamer boyfriend while he played Valorant
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looked at myself and sighed
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omw to have a mid morning breakdown
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jujutsu Kaisen: phantom parade but make it nails
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got curtain bangs
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white guy who only dates Asian girls
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remembered this fact and no longer felt sad or embarrassed so I think that means I’m winning
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people need to take even the slightest amount of criticism holy shit
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@megaballs45
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life update: I’m not a hikikomori NEET femcel anymore. Now I’m working hard as a gainfully employed, high performing dark feminine type A pantsuit rocking girlboss.
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Krystal final opinion of Europe: don’t go if you’re a minority
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my bangs have made me a new woman
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I’m going to do one of these stupid fucking threads except it’s all of the racism I experienced while on my trip to Greece until they realized I was American
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I'm European. I recently visited the USA for the first time since 2018, hitting up Las Vegas and New York City. What I witnessed left me stunned. 15 American oddities I still can't wrap my head around:
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maybe because a ventilator is the last resort and anybody who is put on a ventilator is already on their last legs???
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80% of Covid patients put on ventilators died. This is probably most shocking revelation unknown to the public.
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she is literally the most normal person like…ever????
@JoeyMannarinoUS
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If this woman becomes the first daughter, we’re fucked as a country. Just look at her. This cannot become a role model to young woman. She looks like a hobbit and a Starbucks barista had a baby and it was born through the hobbit’s rectum.
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@pzzatony
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They don’t teach us about this, they don’t teach us about the horrors of slavery, they don’t teach us about plight, only chronology. It’s always “oh, this happened” and not “this was our part in contributing to that” Because it villainizes us. Because America is the villain
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WE’RE GOING TO ORCS
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what a weird thing to say lmfao
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@megaballs45
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JD Vance going after Tim Walz’s 20+ year military career when he only served a 4 year term and IN HIS OWN WORDS “is lucky to have escaped any real fighting” is the definition of throwing stones from a glass house
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@megaballs45
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yeah I wonder why you would say that, NikkiHaleyFan02
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yeah that’s cool but if you won’t say it I will: JK Rowling is a Holocaust denier
@rivkahbrown
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On 13 March I tweeted that JK Rowling “is a Holocaust denier”. That allegation was false and offensive. I have deleted it and apologise to JK Rowling.
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Hunter Biden being on crack is the funniest thing ever like of all the drugs he has access to and he picks the drug of the people
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white guy posting this
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is the bandana a slay or nay
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@megaballs45
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She is so me
@Koopachaneru
💚🥀 Koopa Fortuna 🥀💚
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Japanese girl rotting is next level. How can western women even compete?
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@artisanrocky We are so back
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fine, whatever. drink the raw milk. get salmonella. who cares anymore
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@megaballs45
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I promise you no matter what pussy you’re getting for this—IT’S NOT WORTH IT BRO
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@megaballs45
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guys I actually did not do that badly on my MCAT I am just an overachiever
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