Nuke
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I began my nap with a question: does a three-legged or wheelbarrow race more resemble love? I woke with the answer: wheelbarrow.
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A cool fall evening always reminds of all the nights I’ve spent making mistakes
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the virgin “say that you a lesbian girl me too” vs the chad “after each and every show a couple dykes in the van”
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Asking “the men’s team?” at any mention of a college football squad
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@yieldcurved Oh wow. Or saying someone “moves in dark circles” to call their friends assholes
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