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retired villain || attorney || madridista || occasional cinephile ||
Abuja, Nigeria
Joined August 2014
Project Mbappe baby is definitely not drinking from a feeding bottle. can’t raise bottlers in this house.
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I get that it’s sweet and all but imagine waking up to see this when you’re still job searching. Bruhh.
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Objection Saucestained!. Got Called to the Largest Bar in Africa Today. Reintroducing, A. O. Sulyman,Esq.
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My grandmother who speaks only in Yoruba was the first person I heard say “Hooligan”. Assumed for a long time that it was a yoruba word.
The first time I ever heard someone say ‘quintessential’ they were speaking Yoruba.
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The duality of man.
Young Lawyers should allow Nigerian Law School Students to breathe please. Not the one that you will be doing "Dear NLS Students" like Adviser Nowamagbe every 3 market days.
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Album name is Made in Lagos and you think it will arrive on time?.
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Only posting this cus I really had a tweet for "if I bagged a first class in law school"💔 and seeing this now, honestly I could care less about about grading system. DIP MY F**KING SCROLL IN BLOOD!!!👌
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Making the years count instead of counting the years.🙏🏾. It’s my birthdayyyy🥳🎉
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5 years as a law student and i still dont know the difference between LLM and MILD ROOM #llbstory19.
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Law firms already designing poster for "A Webinar discussing the new provisions of the Company and Allied. "
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I do usually fine sometimes 😬
Quote this tweet with a snapchat picture/video 👉😊👈.please don’t air me 🥺🥺. .
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@Olise_ Thought of it too, but in the middle of a job search,you’d be more bothered w the content than sender.
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Postcards. Sending my distant regards.
Omo, I fine like 10 people today sha.
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Applied for this thing on second thoughts, didn’t think I’d get it but here we are. To small Ws!🥳.
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Most important March in my life so far. Starting in praise and deffo ending in praise,amen.
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Finally finished this project and obviously had to share with the TL that made me laugh when it got tiring. S/O to @Ayo_Mhidey for his help. And @Sisinene_of_Eko only cause she can incriminate me😂😂😂
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Like I said.
Look gooding guy every friday😍.
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Dear NLS students,. Cases not sticking? Are you forgetting principles? Do you just crave retentive memory?. 😬😬 yunno what to do
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😂😂 nothing beats when Dr Akayaar told us about how people form cases and add "unreported" to make it legit #llbstory19.
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My circle= Lawyers. My friends' circle = Lawyers. At every gathering,you're guaranteed 90% lawyers. Need to make new non law friends.
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This uni thing is annoying! There’s zero actual skill taught, complete lack of innovation, imagine writing a project your supervisor has zero idea about and still almost failing??? Bruhh?!!!.
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In an unfortunate turn of events, armed thieves broke into my compound/house at 3-4am this morning. Took my phone,work laptop, ps4 and some change. I’m fine and safe but very shaken.
It’s always funny when people say oh why would you leave Lagos to move to Abuja 😂😂, Bruhh, no be life we dey live for Lagos abeg. Best positive 180 I’ve taken in my life in recent times.
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Law Students complaining all semester about stress, same law students 4 days after exam starting internship. You're not doing me, you're doing yourself #myllbexperience
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Convocation Day! Didn't take any pictures but Thank You for the good,bad and ugly times,Unilag. LL.B (Hons) 2019🙏❤.
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1. Finishing law school .2. Getting into a top tier law firm .3. Surviving covid.4. Celebrating the highlights w all my fav people.
What you grateful for this year??.
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NLS?? By far the worst educational institution in the whole country and that grading system is a conspiracy between employers and CLE,no one can convince me otherwise. You do 5 exams within a week,back to back and still get graded with your lowest score. It's absurd.
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To the bar aspirants, ÆLEX is currently recruiting NYSC Associates. Click the link below to apply;. RT and Best of luck!
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Don't want to see any distasteful lawyer tweets this week. All that "they're calling too many people to bar or lawyers in a lawless country" crap. None of that. If you don't come correct, best believe you will collect.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Merry Christmas and welcome to the bastardening of Timilehin 🙏🏾.
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My first reply to “how do you feel rn”. Tired! It’s honestly been a long ride.
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Parents will use connection for their kids to join X-Men.
If superheroes were in Nigeria;.
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She's really good at playing hide and seek cus I ain't still seen her.
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It’s always funny when people say oh why would you leave Lagos to move to Abuja 😂😂, Bruhh, no be life we dey live for Lagos abeg. Best positive 180 I’ve taken in my life in recent times.
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By now, they should know we’re not stopping until we #EndSARS #EndSWAT #EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria.
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The one that's always shocking me here is how you people casually divulge information about how they're using you to launder money.
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Also genuinely think that the CT law syllabus for uni needs a complete overhaul. Why are you teaching SOGA and hire purchase in 2023? Ideally, CLE/NUC liaise with top commercial firms and draw up learning modules that are acc meaningful.
Commercial transactions. Might be the only course I never fully understood in that school.
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Thank you so much guys! We were able to send all our classmates to law school. It really meant a lot❤. #PowerOfOne.
Please help send 21 indigent members of my class to law school. You can donate as small as N1000. Log on to to donate #PowerOfOne
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CTB weeeeekkkkkk!!!! Yall not even half ready for what's coming!!!!.
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Lil Meen. Big Meen
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First time getting published in a newspaper btw. I get why people make cutout of those now.
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The love we have for siblings is such a weird one cus half the time they annoy you but deep down you’d move the world for them if you had to. Can never seem to understand it.
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Lmaoo be like say e dey find Possible but in a woman😂.
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#LLBSTORY19.Nobody;. Not a single soul in the world:. Even crickets:. ADR Society UNILAG:.
The cool kids of ADR do not need to make noise about pulling crowd. Ask anyone that attended ADR Meet 5.0, no crowd yet classy. ☺.#LLBSTORY19.
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Time really flies 🥺.
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Ngl agendas and what nots aside, truly happy for that woman and the domino effect that that one tweet created still has me in shock.
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Seyi Makinde makes this governorship thing so easy,you'd know he was ready for the job unlike our "LinkedIn-style" governor.
Anywhere you are on Christmas day, please celebrate my birthday. Buy chicken and turkey and celebrate. 😄.We will be paying the 13th-month salary for civil/public servants by the 28th of December.
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Yo! This really blew up😂😂. Everybody wants that 150k a week from Man City😂😂.
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Recently examined the new SEC Rules on Robo Advisory Services. Definitely a game changer in the financial advisory market in Nigeria. Read my article below;.
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Don't overlook ethics. Na beg I use beg you.
Lawyers, please quote/reply this tweet with advice for law school students.
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Nobody:. Not a single person:. Uni students writing acknowledgment in project;.
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Only thing on the menu.
it’s brunchhhhh sundayyyy!🎉.
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