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@mechamalboro
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3 months
dm me 🥂
@womenpostingws
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Olympic silver medalist and Italian gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and takes many of her photos while posing with large wheels of cheese
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@mechamalboro
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@billybrizzle420 no way they met on insta, boogie found her on a sugar daddy website like the other ones…
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@dragon_scim >50yo+ unironically think this is still the way to apply for a job 😓…
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@Grapegone MMA might be because it’s still illegal in some countries and a lack of a amateur. Kickboxing is bullshit to not have it in there
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Dante Alighieri spent years writing and studying the bible to attempt to create a structure for Hell, Purgatory and Heaven with all the different Circles, Sinners and “Staff” just to be followed up by Vibzie “fucking Dickmaster!!!” storytelling 😕……
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Wow, Vivzie clearly kniws the concept of subtlety and non biasness with Vivz take on Heaven and well known Heavenly figures from the Bible
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@nonbatnary Turkey Tom when he commissions fan art that make him 20lbs lighter.
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@springbris i never noticed her head sticking out in the bottom left
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@AirNomadManu Another gem
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@AjDuxche holding the title shot hostage by going to jail is crazy lol
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@mechamalboro
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Is that 😟…. No way 😦… That Swedish Somali unemployed bastard did it 😯!!
@RapDailyNews
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Madonna at 66 years old enjoying her vacation with her 28 year old boyfriend
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@mechamalboro
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@SwissRifle “Swiss army funny moments pt 12” is more realistic to actual service
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@JackSlackMMA Dark mana Charles in the corner
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AI art is a divine punishment for annoying twitter artist
@Noarustar
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✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄ You dont know what this hands can do >:3c⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧
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@McGregorRousey 11 months, 3 weeks, 6 days and 23 hours spent writing puns on his last name. 1 hour of practice, yes.
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@mechamalboro
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@AjDuxche >mentioned on jack slack podcast it’s over for you…. 😟….
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Waiting next to Bautista car….. I’ll be away for a while Dear Followers…. Glory to Aldo…..
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@imeretin_ilson Going shithole for shithole 😯!!
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@Zesty_Jesus The Dragon Fury is better suited for the style of gunplay TF2 is.
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@mechamalboro
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@TheArtOfWar6 corner could’ve thrown the towel ☹️…. 23yo and getting KOd like that so early in your career
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@unit02OBS does he know of the jesters day? the silly guy hours? the heyday of tomfoolery?
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@mechamalboro
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@SwagRevv Hello I still can't not transfer my eth tokens to trust wallet or metamask was it hacked, is there anyone who can sort this out for me? this occured after a spending funds transaction yesterday that has been stuck for hours on pending when i try to validate my acc error
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“HULK SMAS- oh 😟…. Hulk sorry…. did not see a black woman was speaking 😓….”
@thealexrossart
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Saving the white race 💭…. by matching with rave xanax addicts 😯…!!!
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@JackSlackMMA Karate Combat if they’re drug of preference was Opium instead of Cocaine
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1 year
@AjDuxche TALK TO EM ALEX 🗣️
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@mechamalboro
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6 months
ooooh boy 😲!!!!! Blizzard has done it again 😁!!!!
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@BroYouWack
BRO YOU WACK
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Overwatch has finally done it, the greatest spray ever to be created for Venture 👈😲❗
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@mechamalboro
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Dear Followers, my date made this list 😧!? How good am I doing 😁!!!!
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@mechamalboro
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@EuroWynner I learn german in school just for a guy in Bern to pronounce “Ein Zwei Drei” like “Ins Zwi Dri”
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@mechamalboro
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Welcome back Yukio Mishima
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@Orionthebird
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Next Japanese Prime Minister apparently lmao
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@FunkyScouser
FunkyScouser 🎬🥋🥊🔝
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What’s the worst “we can go ____ for ____” You ever read?
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Found this in my cousin room 😅…. Well well well 😓….. I might be a Unemployed Cheater with two felonies on my record 😮☝️!!! But no cousin of mine will be a furry 😒…..
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@mechamalboro
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@Slatzism there was a case in which a Afghan man begged for asylum here in my country so he could bring all of his daughters and wife and when he finally got it, he just brought his sons and left the rest in Afghanistan.
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>guy not part of the war in any kind of way >sees civilians and Hamas troops being pulverized every day by the IDF. >”Ceasefire?!? Bring it on Israel!!”
@Plz_Relax_
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I am not calling for a ceasefire I am calling for the Palestinian Resistance to win.
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@mechamalboro
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Taking selfies like my Croatian uncle Jakov 😄!!! He's turning 51 years old soon 😯!!! He served in the Yugoslavian war and avoids telling me what he did during in '95 😟….. He's had 2 divorces 😅 ... I hope a Lana De Rey comes around and loves him 😁!!
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@mechamalboro
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First day as a french tutor 😃!!! They are 15 minutes late but no worries 😅…. Can’t wait to expose myself to the youth as a teacher 😁!!!
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@mechamalboro
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2 months
@MonricOW @ufc He just mentioned it post fight interview lol
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@mechamalboro
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I got my first female follower 😯!! Guys i’m gonna post a mood pics 😅… act normal okay 😉!! Maybe bring up that Maserati I let you guys borrow for a year 😁!!!
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@mechamalboro
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Dub anime makes you realize how cringe the writing of the dialogue is when not spoken in a phonetically pleasing language you don’t understand
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@JustinWhang wow what a dork! he could never be the deadliest man in earth with those thick glasses!!
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@mechamalboro
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Okay…… so women 💭…… can sexualize asian men into their little gay fanfic 😅….. but when I marry my beautiful Cambodian hooker 😯…!!! And bring her home it’s a issue 😓……?
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New draw your ship prompt just dropped
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If my legs blow up 😲…. You know already my peg legs would have me 6’2” 😄!!!!
@HananyaNaftali
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These three heroes—Ari Spitz, Amitai Argman, and Yosef Zion—sacrificed it all for Israel. We will forever honor the heroes of Israel. 🇮🇱
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Excited to go on a drive today 😄!! I get so excited when I get 0% Alcohol 😯!!
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Roman Dolidze got hit with the “before and after black wife” effect 😯!!!
@mma_orbit
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Roman Dolidze and Kevin Holland face off at #UFC307 ! 🔥
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Every time a tweet something that doesn’t get any likes 😯….. I punch a hole in the wall 😅….. It’s my way of reminding myself I must dedicate the absolute best 😓…. for my Dear Followers 😄!!!
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@mechamalboro
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@BJJOvrsmplified They’re scouting process involves seeing a viral clip of a fighter doing some cool shit [fiziev matrix dodge, merab spinning back fist, ecc] and signing them.
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A black queen is speaking to me
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They used to do this to Chinese POWs 😯!!!
@awkwardgoogle
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This Japanese is a genius
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It’s been done….
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Waiting next to Bautista car….. I’ll be away for a while Dear Followers…. Glory to Aldo…..
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My oh my 😄… His vernacular and pathos are to be admired 😯!!! ….not shunned and replaced by such vulgar dialect you boast so proudly tsk tsk 💭…..
@LaughterHaver
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It’s really hard for me to concentrate on tweeting 😕…. constant nagging from my fiancée 😓…. “Why don’t you touch me anymore.” Gosh ☹️…. Can’t she understand I have my Dear Followers first 😃 and then her…. like… fifth 😅….?
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*Dating a ED girl* “115lbs 😟…? No no…. nothing wrong 😓…. I’m just sad that i’m dating a weight bully that’s all 😕….”
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@nathangwk @dragon_scim most jobs now a days prefer if you apply by email unfortunately
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Working in a cheese store 💭….
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“WWW” ….. “W” ….. “W 100k”
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@gilbertsclips
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new jeans needa use this somehow
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Hello cat 😄!! Pspsps 😁!!
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@mechamalboro
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Just when on a date 😅…. She asked me to stop picking my nose and eating my boogers 😓… doesn’t she know I have a Eating Disorder 😕…. When will I find one that loves me 😞…
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@Bowblax Froggy doing this doesn’t feel morally right either
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There’s a reason why I avoid breaking laws with my pretty green eyes 😓….
@PolitlcsUK
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🚨 NEW: James Nelson, 19, is the first rioter to be jailed He pleaded guilty at Manchester Magistrates' Court to causing criminal damage during the disorder in Bolton on Sunday and has been jailed for two months
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@mechamalboro
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Popping a head pimple be like 😂🤣!!!
@FrameInOrder
Every The Sopranos Frame In Order
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Goodfellas - 2811 of 3468
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Yes, It’s true, I’m a Swiss Americanboo, I wear Bass Pro hats, I say yall, I take Zyn, I drink VetCoffee, I listen to JRE, I have US/A pronouns, Yes we exist 😯, we are a minority and wished to be respected 😓….
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Inferno XXI: The Malebranche; there his some silliness in the Divine Commedy, especially when they encounter a band of demons!!
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Shieeeet maeen 😓…..
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@HitlerianRetard
Jerry Wigger (Formerly Sultan)
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Man what the HELL is going on in Turkey
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Bon dia Dear Followers 😁!!!!
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@gigglenuts
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one more post about girlfriend day and ima crash out!
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6 months
*coming home to my jewish wife after cheating on her* The what now… 😧?!?! Oh these marks…. uuuh palestine protestors 😓….. those damn savages!!!
@visegrad24
Visegrád 24
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Young Jewish man attacked in front of Columbia University for wearing a kippah America 2024 Via @realajedelman
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“Ooh i’ll go work for a gym and be a personal trainer for athletes 😯!!” Reality check 😕…. You are preparing Body Pump course that ~20 middle aged women will be participating in 😓….
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Low Tide Waters 😓….
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@_fvckowen
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Decided to do a wave check guys,how does it look?
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Spent 4 hours painting near frog pond 😁!!! What a joy I had 😄!!! I felt at peace and wish to have never left 😅…
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Dear followers 🙁… I appreciate your attempts of finding me a girlfriend…. but it’s getting out of hand 😓….
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That one pedophile essay video
@riodoscamaroees
Madame Ngoan 🇨🇲
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C'est de ça qu'il s'agit 🇨🇲
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100$ its a Superlek elbow
@ChampRDS
Championship Rounds
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Khalil Rountree says he has a move that has “never been seen before” and says there’s a possibility he uses it against Alex Pereira 👀 “If it presents itself, everyone will know ‘oh sh*t that’s it, that’s what he was talking about.’” 🎥 @espnmma #UFC #MMA #UFC307
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The decision of tattooing for money has been a mistake 😓… I’ve seen awful AWFUL commissions 😟….
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*giving a handjob to a possible employer* ahaha 😕…. you know i’d be HANDY if you gave me a JOB after this 😓….
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*on a date with a Scottish Girl* Oh no no it’s fine 😓!! I don’t mind train spotting 😓… umm… OH 😮! oh boy that’s a cargo train😃!! Look at it go 😯!!
@Kristophurious
K̶r̶i̶s̶t̶o̶p̶h̶e̶r̶ 💎
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This is when she calls you a fuckin' prod and the improvised explosive under your seat detonates.
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Boogie is so dishonest you wish a greek tragedy type of punishment is bestowed onto him 😓….
@Boogie2988
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I spoke with @coffeebreak_YT tonight and he made it abundantly clear why I should back off of this whole bit and the crypto space I always thought it was just going to be a goofy laugh and no one would actually get hurt. Thankfully it appears no one actually did But it’s been
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Big fan of Tulips 😄!! These are from my garden 😮!! Will be gifting them to granny 😁!!
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Thank gosh 😁!! Was worried my hecking cartoon wasn’t supporting Gaza 😓….
@venluming
☆ betty | alex 👻
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Fairly Odd Parents recognizes Palestine and not Israel, we are so winning bro and this was in the early 2000s too
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no daughter of mine will be seeing a Homo Sapiens…. How can he hunt with that thin ribcage!!😒
@chestnutroan
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Homo Sapiens boy together again with his Neanderthal girl on the first warm day of Spring
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I slightly prefer MMA Guru over a republican grifting social media plant to be honest 😯!!
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@bluebreeze52 @dyingscribe seems like the dude made fun of a dead buddy of the guy
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Dear Followers… how’s the new pfp looking uuuh 😅!!! You guys like it 😯…? I made sure to stand on my tippy toes when doing it 😉!!
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New apartment 😯!! Can’t wait to punch holes in the wall 😁!!!
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4 months
*On a date with a woman with a caesarean cut scar* “Please… stop for me 😞….”
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Oh boy 😅… Is this a safe place for me 😕…? Well… my grandpa told me to read a book and I said… “Is that a app 😯!!” wow… very foolish of me 😓….
@spoopdeeedoop
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choose your fighter
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*Going to Therapist* “Hey… HEY 😟!!! GET OFF ME 😨!!! HEEELPPP HEEELLLPPP!!!!!”
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