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Yankee Review Publisher. Bombardment Society Founder.

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@Shake1n1bake @Pudgely @paddingtonrocks No. Those are the side effects of the simulation wearing off
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@teyrsethow @RdSweeney @EliotHiggins He was being treated for radioactive levels of cringe sustained at Dave's show
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@TrentTelenko Update: idk how, but I got it stuck in a muddy Russian convoy
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@TrentTelenko (goes outside to move car that's been parked on the street for 2 months)
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@TheWapplehouse That's where they fucked up
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@nik0las_66 @kenklippenstein Who told you Elon Musk is an engineer
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@GarrettIvo @BryanB8 @laralogan No, he's talking about the condoms.
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@Pudgely @Shake1n1bake @paddingtonrocks Silica packets are not dangerous to ingest. It's like eating sand. The label serves the easily confused.
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@heheColson @FungersTakingLs Mom and Dad's new retirement fund lol
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@MrKovalenko I'll be damned, it did go fuckitself.
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@BJPsez @CommToThrive @StevenTDennis @cvspharmacy Before the twitter mob decides to burn down a particular CVS w/ one of their employees in it, just know that every retail pharmacy in the country before the pandemic was comically short staffed. Tech's who do the shots are stretched thin and underpaid.
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@kenklippenstein We got a problem
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@VaushV It's literally the tank tankies are named after.
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@JordanUhl She's too busy making sure all those checks cleareddd
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@hasanthehun Found another
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@MeganBitchell Kinda makes me want to put my head in an oven
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@Imposter_Edits Looks like something that'd go down in an apartheid state without a constitution.
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@bern_identity Sir can I give you a 2nd opportunity to slay me in 5 seconds
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@ME_1948_Updates How's he run so fast with those giant balls
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@ESGoldberg @Sethrogen @Eve_Barlow @tabletmag Between social media pogroms and calling Jews that don't support Zionism "traitors", I think the situation calls for 💨💨💨
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@Reuters I'm starting to think our police tree only grows bad apples
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@koobrik @drmistercody @EricClapton Being upset that Pakistanis exist.
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@offbeatorbit I'm a hater but don't lump me in with fat shamers and racists
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@UnbiasedCrime @carterforva Lol it actually works
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@TheWastingTimes I'm anti American imperialism But don't ask me about Russian imperialism
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@OPXANMAN @h3h3productions @scrowder @SamSeder Crowder likes playing the same game on easy mode for 10 years
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@TomNwainwright They should keep it simple like they did in yesteryears
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weird medieval guys BOOK OUT NOW !!
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merman, france, 15th century
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@ryangrim Banning Nancy Pelosi from stocking trading with insider information is Putin's message.
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@EllaTravelsLove @nypost Also free Palestine.
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@kenklippenstein These corporate execs don't subscribe to Ken's newsletter
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@StarshipAlves @codydw12 @MattBinder Plenty can afford it. But not everyone has the low self-esteem and validation baggage to need it.
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@FuturamaPolls @JuliaDavisNews Damn, that article was spot on. Makes you realize Russia has some competent strategists, just not in power/command(this is on purpose).
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@hasanthehun "ABC News anchor Amy Robach complained in a leaked video that the network "quashed" her interview with Virginia Roberts Giuffre, an accuser of Jeffrey Epstein." Same ABC?????
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@NewStyle303 @RightWingCope I was gonna say this dude is 100% incel, then saw this.
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@Mark541571202 @hellyeahjeremy @scrowder His wife and children are though
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@White_Janissary This is a projection. Israeli troops did this to a Palestinian father and his son who ran a bakery years ago.
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@JoshuaPotash Listen ppl, boomers had it hard during...*checks notes*, the age of American prosperity.
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@Imposter_Edits "I thought you were a bad guy" is why I filled him with bullets.
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@RALee85 Is there a consensus or theory on why so many high ranking RU commanders are getting X'd? Does it have anything to do with them yammering on unsecured Ukraine cell phones??
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@deluxe_pepe It's like internet hoax cults offer no real life fulfillment and that ppl fall into them to feel like they're a part of something bigger or have a cosmic insight into something special that others don't see. When in reality it's life down the drain and some begin to realize it
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@VaushV Every conservative is horney for AOC and they hate themselves inside for it. The rest that follows is a transparent case of doth protest too much.
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@BrotherHQ I like Dave. But damn this is unbecoming. Falling into the "cancel culture" war is a bad move. It's a space entirely occupied by losers and their last cries of irrelevance. Don't pull a Seinfeld and pout about getting canceled when you literally cannot be canceled.
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@Osinttechnical Pro Russian Tip: When you hear dubstep, RUN FOR COVER.
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@theenergylab @ArmedForcesUkr Actually ash is a good source of potassium and lime and helps balance the pH of the soil. 🪴
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@BladeStanding @DarkleaksYt Don't brandish your handgun unless you have a plan
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@MoscowTimes I would like to congratulate Russia on a job well done. Time to go back to Moscow for the medal ceremony, McDonalds will be served.
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@KaneFoxxx @moynihanangelic @PopCrave Need to be 35 to be president. Maybe we should approach this from the other end too.
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@Todd_Spence Fun fact, Harrison has smoked weed every single day of his adult life.
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@Lowlandnutria92 @MyLordBebo they still butt hurt about the MMA fighter who beat up the legend of kung fu?
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@DonnaspahrDonna @teyrsethow @RdSweeney @EliotHiggins Burned a three mile hole under the stage of The Chase Center
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@bleucheckmark @CalledArcher @VaushV Literally their job is to make and keep contact/engage asap regardless of firepower and backup.
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@bgradebeef @AnarchoSheepism She's a second rate author and a third rate philosopher. “the Evel Knievel of leaping to conclusions.”
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@theElliottPark @GrahamAllen_1 God made them gay and honestly will probably punish you for your hatred of his children.
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@still_oppressed Ivy League schools are really controlled by Big Palestine.
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@PanicGamer @lesser_dr @notcapnamerica I literally lol when I read this. Kid, believe it or not, elon is not a tax policy whiz'.
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@AviShpayer @Notommain @conservans_ And the genocide denialist Gaza graph ends at 2020 which begs the question -what are you even doing here?
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@LucifersmileMJR @kenklippenstein Right to clog up an icu ward with your pre-corpse
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@Tjdriii Ingredients: MEAT
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@francesweetman "Cleopatra"
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@walterlekh That thousand yard stare
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@josephfcox Please someone help me return my stolen vision that was scammed from me
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@GirkinGirkin Is he going to be okay?
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@TheeNelDog @NeoZeroXA @kenklippenstein The only way that's going to happen is by getting every crypto bro a real life girlfriend
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@olliecarroll Kerch bridge not looking too good. 🤒
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@nexta_tv He was shot down before he could kill civilians from the air, so he chose the next best thing
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@colbertlateshow @brianstelter and Tokyo gold for team mental gymnastics goes to: Brian Stelter and Colbert🥇🤝🥇🤝
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@MobiusSlit @BobEinstein21 @MattBinder Reading their twitter exchange and your take/presumption/analysis of it should assure anyone you are indeed a dev in the industry
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@soulkhan It's funny because he lied about earning a degree
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@MenryWY My gf just quit her teaching "gig" after admin reneged after promising her a salary increase. She was suppose to get paid more after 6 years of teaching but now they don't count 2020/21 because it was online classes. Comically evil.
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@EuromaidanPress @renularity This is clearly the fault of ...*checks notes* NATO.
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@kenklippenstein 😭here's full access to our weapons catalogue 😩
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@jane_in_vain I could smell the vodka off her breath and I'm in another hemisphere.
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@donachaidh A white supremacists apartheid state that lost a war, very original. Anyway happy Appomattox day!
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@MoronicHeadline @Itsukushimi777 This isn't a healthy way to cope with life failures, especially in front of everyone like this.
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@Osinttechnical Is it not supposed to look like that normally?
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@buddy_sharma @dpakman @benshapiro You're assuming their informant knew about this and approached the FBI on day 1 of the Biden admin. Do you know something we don't? Would you care to share?
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@CarsRuinedCity Black Bottom on the other side of downtown Detroit from Corktown
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@_pinkspace @elsecaller_ @nikicaga He's applying to ivy leagues.
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@Lawlers_Law @TheRealFamous92 @WorldLatinHoney Real answer is for busting cars that cut off/side swipe bike messengers. Pretty common practice amongst the hardcore ones. I use to live with one that used to pry end of a hammer.
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@stetzor @KimIversenShow @VaushV @CNN Well first they have no serious visible vitamin deficiencies
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