matty⚠️
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waking up w the boy I’m seeing on my chest.. thesis meetings w lovely girl in my class… smoking w boomfie.. today is love
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jock tops getting an attitude when the twink top out-hungs them.. it’s like clockwork
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“pity ur a top” and it’s from an unfuckable 42 yo… we were never gonna get to the point of that being an issue darling
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beautiful 26yo man from ny liked me on raya and his profile song is white noise 10hr loop… I will promptly be asking for a ring
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I steamed this 20 minutes prior to it looking like this. Love linen
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Trust I’ll flock to that stray ray of sunshine coming in thru my window
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the weather is doing the most today and i am doing very little
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gaslighting myself into not needing a tw*nk is sm harder when oomf keeps retweeting hot b****ms onto my tl
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Devastating fact knowing if I move to nyc at some point I have to give up my perfect little Amsterdam center apartment I’m forever paying Covid rent for + my landlord literally can’t kick me out
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not me procrastinating replying to a cute twink for so long that he’s seeing someone else now… fumbled BADDD omg
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picture is ass but goddamn my hair has grown sm since i last got it cut dhfjshd need a chop bad
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this twit account was supposed to stay cute and small !! how’d i gain 200 in like a day omfg
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i bet those scandinavians not feeling so slick now that their precious aurora is doing a world tour…
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the entitlement aggravates me to no end for some reason but oh well g word app what do we expect
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removing that i also speak dutch and french from my dating bios cus i don’t see myself dating anyone whose main language isn’t also english
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1 more porn acc interacting w me and i’m deleting every pic of myself i rlly cant be cute and whimsical without ending up on a fucking p*rn page huh
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got asked if i want to be on the guest list for a rooftop party soon ohhhh there’s a twink quota to meet i see
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need to face reality and delete that cancerous app but the fact that i have to put it in my bio that people need to take a hint when i don’t reply on g word app is so…. like what cognitive dissonance do some yall experience where spamming 10+ times is normal
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Cuff him n take executive control over the interior design tbh like I looove a blank canvas… let me have at it
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all the p*rn accounts following me not thinking i mostly just tweet word vomit all day
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I love how americans have become so ungovernable where they’ll go insane at the simple concept of speed or red light cameras for traffic enforcement because it would interfere with their sort of carnal / visceral urge to assault their surroundings with a 2 ton people mower
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21 yo and even tho i’ve been out for yrs i just only now talked to my mom abt boy troubles for the first time….her grounded ass is what the dramatic ass f
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need omfg
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now why am i running around at uni this far into july when it’s this windy ? lost my fuckin ID
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What happened last night oomfically actually needs to happen again
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november activities : wear fleece and get winter tires switched 🛞
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it’s so sad when a cute boy turns out to be a complete knucklehead like damn waste of a pretty face
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Sometimes you just need to ditch the warehouse rave because it fucking SUCKS and go to a whimsical little bar with delicious espresso martinis
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god straight men are so disgusting wym i have to go through 4 toilets at uni to not find one covered in ****
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Alr have a second date w boy planned for tomo but at the same time he’s an extremely extremely horrible texter im so conflicted
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i literally never expose my car guy side on here but yeah my gay ass bought a ‘00 volvo C70 convertible as a summer project car LMFAO
i purchased such a silly thing today and it might bite me in the butt later but i’m loving the thrill so far
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not into taylor anymore but ill always look back fondly on my era of going through 2 swiftie boyfriends (one lived opposite my dads place and we’d call and sit at our bedroom windows which faced each other) both of which would post cryptic stories w taylor lyrics during fights
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Any oomfs with medium to thick curly hair who can recommend some fancy shampoo and conditioners cus my shi is DRYYY and I feel like we’re past olaplex
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applied to raya as a joke w/o any referrals on purpose and got accepted a day later…. this ol face card still goes through huh
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g word app deleted…. I’ve seen all I’ve needed to see for the foreseeable future
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imagine u go through a mutually decided breakup and boom the day after ur ex blocks you and boom 4 months after he slides into your dms tryna strike up a discussion like ummmm u decided u didn’t wanna talk to me no more its gonna stay that way methinks
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need him unfortunately
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4 month volvo update! 5000km in and haven’t gotten stranded yet. i put on new rims, i owe her some more tlc tho. interestingly enough out of the cars i’ve owned this boat was the least expensive but also the one with the most compliments so far.. i mean yea i got some taste 😁
i literally never expose my car guy side on here but yeah my gay ass bought a ‘00 volvo C70 convertible as a summer project car LMFAO
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Hopping on the keeping some cookie dough in the freezer trend…. And my recipe good asf too
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logging on to twitter is so funny bc first thing on my tl will be oomf getting folded up like a lawn chair for his OF and it’s like omg king I saw you in the club last week
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Have not been giving her enough attention but finally changed my oil since getting her and also managed to make my passenger door speaker stop rattling… Matty the mechanic is back
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it’s been so long since i’ve had the hots for an oomf but recent developments have changed that… still too scared to slide in dms tho
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if you’re no longer in your teens it is UNACCEPTABLE to hold a conversation mainly over snapchat. i will not be entertaining such debauchery
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how these jocks be working out in these thick ass joggers omg i go the the gym in 5 inch inseams and STILL sweat my b*lls off
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I take this back btw we have a good thing going methinks…
Alr have a second date w boy planned for tomo but at the same time he’s an extremely extremely horrible texter im so conflicted
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i’m just saying if french universities would have even TRIED to do what US unis and their cop forces have been doing to peacefully protesting students… the guillotine would’ve been set up in paris already 😭😭
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my mom making me be home so someone can come install a new alarm system and i’m thinking like ohh what handsome dilf contractor is gonna pull up naur it’s a 20sumn year old girl carrying a toolbox half her size
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set your g word app grid to 30-40 and i promise u you can pick from like 10 guys that look like this fhejfhsjfjs
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