Getting a bagel outside of New Jersey

@worldsfirstbug

Unpopular Opinion but the Big Bopper deserved what he got

Biggest plot hole in the terminator is that AI doesn’t immediately abandon humanoid form. If skynet was so smart they’d be making crab-like robots and they wouldn’t get taken down by a guy with two first names and his mom

@esailysail @mlucas97 What about dipping your mozzarella sauce in dumpling sauce?

Might post my SSN online. What if a responsible thief steals my info and my credit score goes up?

This guys never heard of Trailer Park Boys

*To the tune of One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer* One glizzy, some pot, and a beeeerrr

Scottie ACAB Scheffler

Utah Poopah add it to the list

If it’s not a word then how did everyone in middle school call me that?

RT @JimmyTatro: Crazy. Didn’t realize they were both fans of the show like that

Rewatched Fever Pitch and realized it’s basically a dramatized episode of Love On The Spectrum

Just got a $600 tent for free(stole it from the Columbia campus)

Picturing my 98 Tacoma cruising around that looking a million times sicker than these guys ever will

RT @timeimmemorial_: the only tortured poet I acknowledge

MR PEAR

@literallylyssa “Damn I wish I knew what W-A-L-K meant they keep talking about that”

RT @weedhitter: dont be an artist. get a job at costco, play fallout 76 with your most annoying coworker, go get drinks at a chili's on you…

GOD DAMMIT VAKIDIS

“Wait this warlord had money?” Did you think funding a terror cell came free?