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Finally getting around to filing my taxes. Just put together my 50/50 write offs. Love this loophole.
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Saying you don’t want drama and then getting in the weeds with every person who says one bad thing about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce is wild to me. Either get in the weeds or stay out of the weeds.
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If we wanted peaches and cream we’d tune in to Rachel Ray. Dave delivered too many papers for this.
Sad. I wanted to turn Barstool Radio into something fun and positive for us all. Everyone else just wants to stay at each other’s throats nonstop. I’m not that girl. I’ve got one weekly fight in me, at best. Sounds like a job for
@kirkmin
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Dream come true. Thanks Big Cat. Barstool Barstool reporting for service
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I started backing Cheah and
@elio82
two months ago. I’m about to responsibly lose my car and my house
Not even close. Swung for the fences and missed. Back to basic’s tomorrow. 107-105 (+0.81u) on the season
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Pass or fail the bar exam is over! Only one way to celebrate. Birds Nest.
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Got asked how my night was by my boss. Hard to explain that I played a no diddy dating game with 20 dudes to find a new friend. So I just told him it was fine, didn’t do much.
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Just when I was having doubts about passing the bar, they go out and give me the greatest seat number available.
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Officially a member of the Illinois Bar. Please excuse the bad hair and untucked shirt.
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Big ass boat if you ask me. See you on the lake this summer
@BFW
Brandon and Barstool Barstool in Bwalk’s boat
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Merry Christmas everyone. Santa got me everything on my list!
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Second Christmas without my dad, first Christmas where I’m on meat duty. Say a prayer.
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I’ve maxed out 3 credit cards on Black Friday sale. Dream come true.
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I saw some chatter about how I keep asking for a job. I must come clean. I did ask
@BarstoolBigCat
for a job... in 2014 when I was working as a full time employee making $13.50 at the university library. Feels good to get that off my chest. (forgot how cringe that email was)
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The next long stream, I vote for
@PFTCommenter
locked in a room until he passes the bar exam
#SolitaryKlemfinement
has ended for everyone except
@ChrisKlemmer
@BarstoolYak
presented by
@rhoback
is LIVE:
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Not too shabby. Merry Christmas.
Second Christmas without my dad, first Christmas where I’m on meat duty. Say a prayer.
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I stayed in this same room for 400 bucks with an Amex upgrade lol.
If you don't want to hear me complain about
@EDITIONHotels
don't watch this video. But it has to be said that the Edition Tampa is the most overpriced hotel I've ever stayed at and they should be in prison for price gauging. I don't mind paying a lot. I mind getting screwed.
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I guess this makes me a Keegs guy now
I have hired
@Michellek4040
as my Lawyer to help me sue EA Sports for Defamation based on their orchestrated attacks of Ohio State through use of video game trailers.
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Bears lose and now I’m being forced to pick out wrapping paper. I’m dead inside.
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This is like the 20th blog about employee in-fighting in the last month. When did everyone get so fucking serious? If I wanted to read personal vendettas, I'd check my work email.
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If any of you know someone who could use this Xbox for Christmas, shoot me a message. I’ll take care of the shipping. Just promise you go like and subscribe
@BarstoolYak
on YouTube.
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@BarstoolBigCat
Simplify it for Hank. Talk in his terms. It’s like you start triple, double, triple bogey. But finish with a few pars and birdies. Maybe he’ll understand that.
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Just showed my grandparents the clip of me on the Yak. My Grandma pulled me aside and said, “but what do they actually do on that show”
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They will make movies about this. Greatest shot in sports history.
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Wait? Cheah is 62 and German? Nothing surprises me with that guy
A 62-year-old German man has received 217 COVID shots, and he seems to be doing just fine.
@jdkstern13
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Four days in to dry January and I’ve already been talked in to going to Birds Nest. I gave it my best shot.
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@nickysmokess
Dentist is a legit scam. They just make up cavities to get their monthly quota.
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Nicky is the absolute man. First blog of my life. If you’ve got 5 minutes during halftime or tomorrow morning. Give it a read.
I'm Not A Huge March Madness Guy, So I Let Barstool Barstool
@matthewtweeter
Write This Blog For Me
"The Characters Of March Madness"
READ HERE:
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Didn’t have a chance to get my shoutouts in. Shoutout Neal and Barstool LaLa. They were the real ones.
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I fucking love Klemmer. The only way I would be locked in a room for 100 hours was if you forced me to knock 5 water bottles off a folding table with a football
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Me walking out of birdsnest after 12 malörts
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Doing my family Christmas today. I sent them all a note to read before they come over today.
“Before you assume, learn the facts. Before you judge, understand why. Before you hurt someone, feel. Before you speak, think.”
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Every year I think about my buddy who ate 50 boneless wings and drank 24 tall boy millers on the first day of the tournament. He missed the next two days of hoops.
Gotta pace ourselves today.
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29 bucks for a Calzone. What the fuck Biden.
Taylor Swift & Blake Lively are just it. The bestie duo hit up Lucalli Pizza for a private party last night in NYC ✨ (Getty)
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I hope someone slips a weed pen in his luggage
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Great day in Mont Tremblant. My French sucks, but I think I overheard multiple people ask why
@wake_up_mintzy
hasn’t been on this week
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@BarstoolYak
One of these guys is the self proclaimed "King of New York" the other is married to Beyonce.
@lilsasquatch66
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Kate Middleton is probably just doing a 100 day stream for Mr Beast counting all the rice in the British Empire
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@barstoolsports
@stoolpresidente
@BussinWTB
Ill volunteer to be the Bussin email guy. I’m the Patrick Roy of email reading. Nothing gets by me.
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Typed in bengals on search bar to check injury report. Video of a bengal tiger mauling some dude popped up. Think that’s a sign.
Bengals -3 play of the day
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I will be Counsel free of charge for
#trivleague
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This was just unfair. He was way too good looking to chug against
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@BarstoolTate
@BarstoolBigCat
@clubtrillion
Tate, if you like wings and beer. I’ve got a place for you.
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Barstool Chicago vs Barstool New York
We Got The Highlights Of The Team Who Lost 108-14 In A Real College Basketball Game Last Week And It's Somehow More Pathetic Than You'd Expect
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What’s getting lost in this entire story is how Cheah got the terms charcoal and propane confused. Unbelievable brain.
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Sending tomorrow to a kid who told a good damn story. Tune in to
@BarstoolYak
and
@mostlysports
Christmas show tomorrow. I heard through the grapevine
@BarstoolBigCat
gives out 5 codes..
If any of you know someone who could use this Xbox for Christmas, shoot me a message. I’ll take care of the shipping. Just promise you go like and subscribe
@BarstoolYak
on YouTube.
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This is tax deductible. If the IRS asks just show them a picture of Klemmer and its dealers choice of what foundation it was for
#klemmer
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I told
@RiggsBarstool
I was a big fan of his friend
@nickturani
he said who? Think I creeped him out.
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Day 1 of the Bar. If I get a writers block I will channel my inner Smitty and do nothing.
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Felt like Jon Lester throwing to first base. Practice starts tomorrow morning. Need a mental coach asap
Madden QB ratings for Barstool Barstool:
Throwing Power - 98
Throwing Accuracy - 7
(1 for 19, 2 minutes 23 seconds during football toss portion)
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@BarstoolBigCat
@grant_gudeman
Imagine being called a casual when you bet 40 games a day in November. Sad.
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@Daniel_Rapaport
Through the same timeframe in the last 4 years, the only guy to win during that stretch was Homa. So basically nothing new.
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@BarstoolTrent
@barstoolsports
I'd rather see you in Manhattan but congrats on the new job! You're halfway to New York!
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My gf just honestly asked how Nick Mullens is so chubby and can still play quarterback
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I’ve been training all year for this
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This and the football toss. I am down real bad.
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The real credit for Dukes win needs to go to this 5’8 walk on who keeps the teams GPA at a passing level
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LIV Golfers parking at Bolingbrook Golf Club
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Rumor has it that Klemmers family is the guests of honor tonight for the State of the Union fighting for his release
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