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@matthew_doe
Matthew
3 years
4 tests in a day yano hahahaha my man was on his knees for a day off😭
@BQuilty
Billy Quilty
3 years
A demo of how fast you can turn positive: Yesterday morning, yesterday lunchtime, yesterday evening, this morning. Do LFTs *just* before meeting up.
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3 years
“He comes out like that all time” hahahaha this kills me everytime without fail🤣🤣
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Matthew
4 months
Be interesting to see what kind of reception he gets next time we play them
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
4 months
🚨🇧🇪 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 | Bayern Munich are close to agreeing deal to appoint Vincent Kompany as new manager! 🔴🤝 Bayern's officials speaking to Burnley about compensation today, reports @guardian_sport .
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@matthew_doe
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2 years
I am a FEMALE OFFICER
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Matthew
2 years
Who’s in charge me or Chernobyl
@1stlegend
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2 years
First ever 161 finish
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Matthew
2 years
Thanks for clearing up which one is the drawing👍🏻
@82not_Chris
🩷💜💙Chris
2 years
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Nathan "3-0" Tella (photo on the left, drawing on the right) #twitterclarets
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Matthew
2 years
Kieffer Moore trying to change his allegiance back to England
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Matthew
2 years
Burnley and Stoke in this😭
Fuck sake. They’ve invented singing songs now.
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@matthew_doe
Matthew
3 years
Ashley Barnes when he heard that Wood’s on his way for a medical
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@matthew_doe
Matthew
2 years
Full version is too good not to repost whenever it comes back around🐐
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@matthew_doe
Matthew
3 years
Bell that number again lad
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@matthew_doe
Matthew
1 year
41 million quid and he’s managed to assemble one of the worst lineups of beer taps I’ve quite frankly ever seen. The wrong people are winning the money👍🏻
@ladbible
LADbible
1 year
🚨 | Man who won £41 million on lottery shows inside ultimate lads pad home he built with winnings More below 👇
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Matthew
1 year
Ruben Loftus Cheek outside Laura’s gaff tryna win her back
@TheArtOfWar6
🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴
1 year
Anthony Joshua going full Rizz on Laura Woods
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3 years
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Matthew
2 years
Allan Saint Maximin up against Kevin Long again today
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@matthew_doe
Matthew
25 days
Me laughing at Szmodics leaving half an hour ago
@BurnleyOfficial
Burnley FC
25 days
We can confirm that forward Wilson Odobert has joined Tottenham Hotspur for an undisclosed fee. Everyone here would like to wish Wilson all the best and thank him for his efforts during his time at Turf Moor 🙌
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@matthew_doe
Matthew
1 year
🥳
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
1 year
Football can be so cruel 💔
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Matthew
1 year
Paul Ince waiting outside the Burnley dressing room on Saturday
@EBK_Koff
Kofi 🏴‍☠️
1 year
Its bouta get real Treacherous 😈
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@matthew_doe
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3 years
Yep, Sunday again
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5 years
Buy a sausage roll
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Matthew
3 years
@WillBaxendale15
Will Baxendale 𝕏
3 years
Chant for Connor Roberts: 5,6,7,8 by Steps 🎶 Connor Roberts baby is driving me crazy My obsession with the Welshman, he’ll run all day Rodeo, Romeo Creating goals from head to toe He’s looking fine in our back line 5, 6, 7, 8 🎶 Let’s get this one on the Turf! ⚽️ #twitterclarets
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Matthew
3 years
@afowler06
Anthony Fowler
3 years
It’s coming wait for it 🤦‍♂️
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Matthew
2 years
Gonna be the longest Friday known to man this, get work out way and it’s a Friday night under the lights. Football season is back babyyyy, buzzing😎
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Matthew
3 years
England’s going all the way😆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Matthew
4 years
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@ladbible
LADbible
4 years
What’s your hometown’s Cecil Hotel?
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Matthew
1 year
Dwight McNeil’s AirPods
@0xgaut
gaut
1 year
this has got to be the best feature Apple has ever made
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Matthew
2 years
Green and gold scarf over the new Eriksen away shirt at the front there🤣🤣 so fucking thick it’s funny
@mufcMPB
mufcmpb
2 years
Protest begins…
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2 years
Thrown out at 2-2, in the home end to see the winners😎 Get in Burnley
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Matthew
2 years
Ben Mee not getting a proper send off after everything he’s done is criminal, thought he’d end his career with us me. Skipper 😖❤️
@BurnleyOfficial
Burnley FC
2 years
Burnley Football Club can confirm its list of retained players following the end of the 2021/22 season.
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Matthew
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@AlexJamesSport
Alex James
2 years
Southampton boss Nathan Jones says 'all possibilities are open' on Nathan Tella recall. Burnley remain hopeful of keeping him #twitterclarets
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Matthew
1 year
Burnley champions at Ewood. Once in a fucking lifetime!! Come on🥳😎
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Matthew
2 years
Biggest one of the season so far, lost for words mon😎 clarets are staying up.
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Matthew
2 years
Harwood-Bellis out for 2 months
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Matthew
8 years
Pavel Pogrebnyak
@khloekardashian
Khloé
9 years
My neck! My back! My .....
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2 years
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Matthew
3 years
Brentford (a). UTC
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Matthew
1 year
Burnley back in the big time🥳
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Matthew
2 years
Blackburn just scored there, the refs pulled it back for a penalty and they’ve missed it hahahahaha💀
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Matthew
2 years
Debts have been cleared, time to bring this one back up. Hold that you big stiff idiot😎
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
2 years
🟣 “I fear for Burnley.” 😬 “Financially, this is going to be an implosion for the club.” 👀 “I think they could be looking over their should at relegation to League One.” Alex Crook fears for Burnley’s future after their relegation today
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Matthew
2 years
Nathan Tella on a full in the same window? Star man🤩
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Matthew
1 year
Maxwel Cornet 2021/22
@georgewba01
George
3 years
i’m literally the only person out of a 15 man group to show up
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2 years
10 in a row, sign the contract Nathan😎
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1 year
Genk (a)😎🇧🇪
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Matthew
2 years
The Tarkowski slander I’m seeing on the TL from villa is blowing my mind, go as far as saying he’s the best centre half I’ve seen at the club👍🏻
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Matthew
3 years
Don’t you fucking dare Burnley
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
3 years
Andy Carroll has left Newcastle following the expiration of his contract, head coach Steve Bruce has confirmed.
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5 years
Cunt that you’re playing just keeps clicking X and A on throw ins
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Matthew
4 years
Call it the Bafetimbi
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2 years
Sunderland (a) cmon😎
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Matthew
11 months
On the rob and hit one of the English lads over the head first, serious case of fuck around and find out👍🏻
@CrimeLdn
London & UK Street News
11 months
Police in Portugal are hunting for a group of British tourists after a teenager was attacked with a broken bottle and left for dead in Lisbon on Saturday. Horrifying video shows the moment Daniel Galhanas, 19, was stabbed in the neck in the district of Bairro Alto around 4:30am
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Matthew
7 years
When it hits 5pm and someone's pissing about with the TV remote
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2 years
Starting the Prem season that way😎
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Matthew
3 years
Wow did I need to see this on a Monday, sewn into back of a polo shirt it’s mad😭
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6 years
Looks like something you’d find really far down int sea
@DailyMirror
The Mirror
6 years
Mum, 42, eats eight fag butts every night due to rare eating disorder
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1 year
@talkSPORT
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1 year
BREAKING: Burnley want to sign forward Nathan Tella on a permanent deal. Southampton’s Tella scored 19 goals during his loan spell at the Clarets. - talkSPORT sources understand 📲 Listen ☞
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Matthew
9 months
That’s what we do it for, UTC😎
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8 years
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2 years
Man walks round the centre of the city he lives in👍🏻 Put your phone away you weirdo and leave the man alone ffs
@ErlingRoIe
𝐄𝐑
2 years
Erling Haaland casually walking on the streets of Manchester 😂
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Matthew
2 years
Proper entitled premier league fan take this, give me a proper ground like this over these modern stadiums lacking any atmosphere every day of the week👍🏻 If you’re this arsed don’t go
@martintheaker
Martin Theaker
2 years
Awful view. Dangerous terracing. No room to stand, impossible to sit. Poor stewarding. Horrific sanitary conditions. @LutonTown your ground needs condemning. No idea how you manage to get a safety certificate.🤷‍♂️ #TwitterClarets
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Matthew
8 years
Bragging about robbing a flag and it's off a bunch of Polish birds it gets better😂😂
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Matthew
1 year
🐐
@JamesCopley_
James Copley
1 year
🗣 @UndrTheCosh to Kevin Ball: "Does it annoy you always getting the tag as the hardest player people have played against?" 💪🏻 Bally: "Nah, I think it's fucking great, to be honest with you!" 😂😂😂😂 #SAFC
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Matthew
2 years
And Burnley are skint🥱 another one! Keep em coming Mr Pace😎
@RyanTaylorSport
Ryan Taylor
2 years
Burnley have agreed a deal worth around £3.5m with Standard Liege for striker Jackson Muleka, subject to work permit. Pro League side have also negotiated a sell-on clause. First part of medical to take place today in Belgium. #BurnleyFC #TwitterClarets
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8 years
Tatts over in France with Charnley and I've just had to let him know he's been arrested😂
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Matthew
1 year
Seen them live at Chowmaine Road
An Indonesian oasis tribute band this has blown my head clean off🤣
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3 years
Crystal Palace (a). Breakfast of champions, UTC😎
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5 years
A tweet I’ve seen since I was 12
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Matthew
9 years
Remember Little Chef? This is him now. Feel old yet?
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2 years
Reload it😎
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2 years
Joke has been killed off now hasn’t it, someone’s spent their hard earned cash on that😭 Proper tryharding
@JacobScott_7
Jacob🇾🇪
2 years
christ 😳
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Matthew
1 year
Last trip of the season, Bristol City (a). Some year following the clarets😆
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5 years
Did you come up with that yourself Matt?
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1 year
Parade for the champions🥳
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2 years
Villa (h). Me in the Fishwick after another 3pts
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2 years
Like a kid on Christmas Eve here, roll on tomorrow😎
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Matthew
2 years
Anyone know the postcode?🤔 So I can avoid this area! Right lads🤣👍🏻
@jennarosae
jenna ཐི♡ཋྀ
2 years
Anyone coming trick or treating?xx
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2 years
One of the best to ever grace the TL 🤣🤣 run and jump at 1:15 will be forever goated
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Matthew
3 years
On the absolute gear for Everton away tonight, steady few nights in Liverpool there too cmon!
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@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
3 years
Tell us which club you support without actually telling us which club you support
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Matthew
7 months
One of a few that cares, runs his socks off every week and gives everything to the cause. Says a lot when a lad that’s on loan cares more than the rest of them👍🏻
@BFCkingston
Kingston☘️
7 months
The poor lad was in bits after the game only player who looked to have given half a fuck today during this absolute shit show #twitterclarets
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@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
2 years
📱 “I actually found out I’d been released on Twitter…” ❌ “It’s bizarre. There wasn’t dialogue, but it was a clean break.” Dale Stephens reveals how he found out he’d been released by Burnley
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Matthew
3 months
Forever be grateful for that night down at Ewood, but after last season and now the way he’s left he’s definitely tarnished his reputation for me. Off ya pop, we move👍🏻
@BurnleyOfficial
Burnley FC
3 months
We can confirm that Burnley FC has come to an agreement that will allow Vincent Kompany to leave Turf Moor. Whilst we were initially confident in retaining our manager, the changing dynamics of the situation made this impossible. We understand the allure and prestige of a club
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Matthew
2 years
2 minutes of pure gold🤣 “Don’t start calling me a weirdo you’re living on a boat with yer fella” hahahaha
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Matthew
2 years
Taking the piss in the derby, no better feeling than that🥳
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Matthew
2 years
Must have agreed not to play in the Prem either, absolutely tripe. Off ya pop fella 🚮
@FootballOranje_
Dutch Football 🇳🇱
2 years
Wout Weghorst confirms he will leave Burnley this summer, on loan or permanently, "We have clearly agreed in advance that I will not play in the Championship" (VI)
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Matthew
1 year
Looks like a victim of a nonce sting hahahahaha
@wayneleedsfan
Wayne
1 year
Still laughing at this Wayne Rooney waxwork from the museum in Gdansk 😂😂
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5 months
Riga. Proper gem of a city🇱🇻
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Matthew
3 years
Tyson Fury on with the full English in the background hahahaha
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Matthew
1 year
45 minutes of Townsend
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Matthew
2 years
Through thick and thin, my fucking team there👊🏻❤️
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3 years
It’s mad out here😖
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3 years
Cmon Burnley😎
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1 year
Tella back in a Southampton shirt tonight
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Matthew
2 years
See how many “fans” are crying about loyalty points and ticket allocations when games like QPR, Norwich and Watford (a) come around and they decide it’s too far🥱 like Huddersfield wasn’t gonna sell out🤣
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Matthew
2 years
Wigan (a)😎 5k Burnley, gonna be a big one🤝🏻
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Matthew
1 year
The thought of doing the double over that lot down the road and winning the league at their place tomorrow😮‍💨
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Matthew
2 years
Get the fuck in Burnley😎😎 massive 3 points, Sunday club active. Over to the Ev👍🏻
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Matthew
3 years
Massive insult to the pizza game this, if you don’t know about the Asda for a pizza by now🐐
@mxrganhulme7
morgan
3 years
Pizza for tea tonight Asda Pizza
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Matthew
3 years
Another divvy that thinks ambition is the same as getting a deal done😁 as good as that weghorst signing is, we’ve replaced a striker with a striker after creating nowt all season for the front men anyway, bid rejected for Orsic and 13m banked since👍🏻
@TheBurnleyWay
The Burnley Way
3 years
Can’t believe what I’m seeing from our fans - been linked with more players than ever before, and there’s a clear effort to pull off ambitious signing. 2 years ago we’d have only been linked with Carroll - it’s a clear improvement, stop the negativity. #TwitterClarets
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Matthew
2 years
Scotty Twine😎 Never in doubt.
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