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Melon Husk

@mattdesmier

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I'm audacious, vivacious and tenacious. I try to be gracious; people tell me I'm loquacious and sometimes veracious. But rest assured, I am always bodacious.

Poole, England
Joined January 2009
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@DarrylSparey I have been called many things in my life…
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@ollyrzysko @tomfgoodwin I was literally giggling about it this morning.
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1 year
@tomfgoodwin I’m taking the family to the local Indian restaurant for Christmas lunch. No special menu either. And don’t misunderstand me. I bloody love Christmas. My birthday is Christmas Eve. But I can’t be doing with the furore around Christmas dinner.
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1 year
Today, thanks to @JasonMillerCA, I shall mostly be listening to The Cult.
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1 year
@burningplanetbp @jowyang @Waymo @SFMTA_Muni @sfcta @sftaxicabs Thankfully Susan, during my trip I was an avid user of the trams, BART and CalTrain, as well as a whole lotta walking. But we've got nothing like Waymo in the UK -- it was more for the experience than anything else!
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1 year
@wadds @DarrylSparey Oh man! I wish I’d known you were in town!
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Melon Husk
2 years
@sneakybeef That sucks. What exactly were they saying you got for £20/hd? When they say it’s £20/hd, you don’t expect extras.
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2 years
@jamescaig Motown’s Big Wheels of Motown; The Beatles Rubber Soul; Rod Stewart’s Greatest Hits. In Mum’s car it was Radio 4 or Meatloaf’s Bat Out Of Hell.
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2 years
RT @EmilyB_Courage: For anyone who wasn’t able to make last week’s celebration of the Poverty Truth Commission that’s run over the last yea…
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Melon Husk
2 years
@adliterate What a little darling! If you ever find yourself in Bournemouth and short a babysitter, I’ll be there in a shot! He looks like great fun!
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2 years
RT @EmilyB_Courage: BCP’s Poverty Truth Commission has been on an incredible listening & discovery journey bringing together local leaders…
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2 years
RT @NoWankyBollocks: Enjoy some lighthearted reading at @mattdesmier's expense. I don't know if it's the way he tells his story or the situ…
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Melon Husk
2 years
@faris Dude! I remember hosting a Twestival event and we must’ve had 300+ people turn up.
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2 years
It’s not even 9am and I’m already eating the sandwiches I made for lunch
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2 years
@BProtopsaltis Oh bloody hell Becky, that’s a lovely but heartbreakingly sad way to start my day.
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Melon Husk
2 years
Is anyone suffering with hay fever? Or are my itchy eyes and sneezing down to something else?
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Melon Husk
2 years
RT @yuris: @loganbartlett The real question is has ChatGPT weighed in on the benefits of not drinking alcohol.
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Melon Husk
2 years
@BrandDNA Those loafers though! I want a pair of them more than I want that bike!
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2 years
@danmachen @BrandDNA Man, I was so jealous of my pals Grifter. The thing was like a tank!
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Melon Husk
2 years
@DarrylSparey @TwitterUK @bournemouthuni @TheTileApp Dude! If you’ve not got it back by Monday, I’m on campus and will hunt high and low for you…
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