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@enigma502 Not even to the blind.
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RT @theliamnissan: Elon Musk looks like Mike Myers playing Elon Musk
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@Liliana_G_PhD What she means is “he has a big cock and I like it.”
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RT @KieraGorden: I’m sure this is just a monumental, unprecedented coincidence. Right? 🧐
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Misogynistic douchebags of a feather, paisley gold suit together. #Ryan #Jayden #MAFS #MAFSAU
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RT @KieraGorden: 🧵 2/2 The hostile takeover of the federal goverment & firing of the head of the F.A.A. (Federal Aviation Administration) w…
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RT @KieraGorden: 🧵 1/2 "If he (T®ump) loses, I'm fkd. How long do you think my prison sentence is going to be?” - E|on to Tucker Carlson, O…
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Has #AdrianDinklage considered a career in the mining industry? His voice can bore water! #MAFS #MAFSAU
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Jacqui doesn’t (just) have crazy eyes. She’s literally CRAZY! #MAFS #MAFSAU
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When Jacqui and Ryan say they “had a reset from last week,” they mean they agreed to pretend to get along to stay on the show for Instagram followers. #MAFS #MAFSAU
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#Ryan is dressed like a matador because he’s a BULLshit artist. #MAFS #MAFSAU
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#Jacqui and #Ryan: FAKE and DELUSIONAL! #MAFS #MAFSAU
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This is a masterclass in why so many men like #Tony prefer much younger women. They rarely stand up to them as much mature women. That said, #Morena is doing my fucking head in. 🙉 #MAFS #MAFSAU
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RT @Barkiologist: Hey, @googlemaps I think I’ll use @Apple maps
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Fixed it.
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RT @KieraGorden: Utterly shameless hyperbolic projection! 📽️ He was literally found guilty and sentenced for 34 fraud felonies and adjudic…
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@nordacious No, DON’T! 🧐
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