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🇺🇦 #BLM 🌈 💚Oregon 🐩 Dog Lover, Retired RN, Diehard Dem, #Resist Believe in the power of thought. Use your mind, or others will. No DMs, they get creepy
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This to shall pass
It might pass like a kidney stone
But it will pass
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Hobby lobby took out a full page ad in the Register-Guard this morning. Talking about how America should only be led by Christians. Absolutely frightening. Please remember that Michaels, Joanns & your local craft/hobby shops are always an excellent place to spend your money.
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Hey, everyone, the USPS is asking that we follow their union Twitter feed
@APWUnational
to show our support. So, please, I ask if you will pass this along. Thank you.
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Dear,
@JDVance
. The sole purpose of post menopausal women is to make sure you never succeed.
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Remember the scientist in Florida that calculated all the covid cases and trends that Desantis fired? Well, she’s baaack, as a whistleblower. DeSantis told her to falsify the numbers. She is a brave woman. I admire the hell out of her.
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People keep saying, “ I’m not excited about voting for Biden”. How about saving America. Can you get excited about that? How about ending this downward, high speed spiral, straight into a dry rock quarry.
VOTE!
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People are worried that if we hear of all the polls in favor of Joe Biden, that we will not vote. I don’t care if the polls are 99% to 1% in Biden’s favor, I’M VOTING.
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My Hobby Lobby tweet yesterday really fired up the trolls, bots, fakers, magas, and “christians”. I was called many many many things. My very favorite was being called a ”spinster”. I was immediately transported smack dab in the middle of a Brontë novel.
How very lovely. 😉
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#TedCruzKilledaCop
You’re not just a traitor to our country, you’re a traitor to humanity.
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This is fun.
My oh my. Write this date down in your calendar, because it’s not every day that a Kentucky newspaper goes on record lauding the actions of Chuck Schumer and castigating home boy Mitch McConnell.
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Speaker Pelosi just called trump morbidly obese, on CNN. I almost wet myself. 🤭
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One of the hot new Q conspiracies is that the covid vaccines will make you gay. I’m already gay. So when I get my vaccine, will it make me ungay? Hmmm
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Trump retweeted from cowboys for trump where he says the “only good democratic is a dead democrat”. I just reported him
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Anybody else think this whole Barr interview about “trumps tweets make impossible to do my job fairly” thing, is nothing but a con job?
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I want to give a shout out to all of those who live alone. All of those who have shopped alone, have tried to figure out the ins & outs of covid life alone, watched the news alone, faced all of the stress & fear alone. I so very much admire you. I acknowledge you ❤️❤️
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Vladimir Putin was caught on camera in Damascus, Syria on Tuesday making fun of Donald Trump with Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad
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Trump made up this whole story about how broken up he was about not going to the war memorial in France. Said he called home and talked to Melania about it. Turns out she was in France with him. So, another lie.
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So freakin sad that DC mayor Bowser has to call in the National Guard, not to protect the president of the United States, but to protect us *from* the president of the United States.
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Did you know that in 1918, during the Spanish Flu, there was also an
“Anti-mask league”? My wife is reading all about the Spanish Flu right now.
So, ignorance is nothing new.
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If he’s telling the truth, I’m all in.
President Donald Trump has been raising ungodly amounts of money for his reelection campaign, but billionaire Michael Bloomberg is vowing to bleed him dry to assure he’s defeated.
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Thank you all for your prayers for rain in Oregon.
It worked. Volume up.
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I broke down crying with relief, when I watched Joe Biden and his family disembark the plane and get into his motorcade. I think the next two days are going to be very emotional for me.
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Charlize Theron Just followed me. I feel so honored. I’m just surprised she only had 4 followers.
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Holy hell
Fox News host Sean Hannity appeared to threaten to publicize Republican senators’ phone numbers if they vote to allow witnesses to be called during the Senate impeachment trial, which could begin as early as next week.
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McConnell is as evil & as hateful as trump. He’s just quieter, smarter, and jowlier.
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I used to be so chill, easy going, relaxed, love your neighbor kinda gal. These last four years have introduced me to hate. I cannot believe that I feel that about another human being, but, I cannot deny it. When he’s gone will that hate be gone, or have I been ruined.
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Covid is alive and well. My neighbor just got the Delta variant. He is currently flat sick with it. His adult son who does not live with them has it as well. He is also very sick. He and his son refused vaccinations. His wife got vaccinated over a month ago and did NOT get sick.
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Jack Dorsey, I got suspended from twitter after I responded to a trump hate tweet with “go jump off a cliff”. But, you allow all these lies and disinformation and conspiracy theories. Shit!
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Absolute genius
Michael Che, on SNL, asks why Republicans are “so against” abortion. “I mean, maybe don’t think of it as an abortion,” he joked. “Think of it as a patriot storming the uterus to overturn the results of an unfair pregnancy.”
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Can you believe Twitter gave me this page for this tweet. WTF
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Did you know that Senator Elizabeth Warren and her husband marched in DC yesterday?
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I am 61 years old, and so GD tired of men trying to control our bodies.
So, solve the homeless problem, get all of our children out of foster care and into permanent homes, and give fully paid mental health care, before you ever talk about me about my effing body.
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I’m not a religious person. I consider myself Spiritual. But I’ll tell you, if there ever was such a thing as the devil, he’s it
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trump tweeted 11 times this morning. 9 of them are flagged for false information.
He has made America a bloody joke
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Dear Speaker
@SpeakerPelosi
DO SOMETHING
DO SOMETHING
DO SOMETHING
DO SOMETHING
DO SOMETHING
DO SOMETHING
DO SOMETHING
DO SOMETHING
DO SOMETHING
DO SOMETHING
DO SOMETHING
DO SOMETHING
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Geez, I take 3 minutes to go to the bathroom, and come back to find out we have an AIDS vaccine. Wow
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Ok, here is a massively cool thing that happened to me yesterday. My neighbor stops me at the end of my drive & says that his BFFs son is a pharmacist. He has 2 extra vacs that must be used he’s looking for arms. So I headed right over. So, I got my first Ouchi Fauci. Yippee
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Maybe it’s just me, today, but I feel like everything is accelerating rapidly. Spiraling. I do not believe that there is anyone that can stop this madman. The only stop is all of us together. I fear it is going to get a hell of a lot worse before November.
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My Sis-in-laws best friend’s brother has been in hosp x 5 mos. 4 of those in ICU w/ covid. He’s 35, no preexisting. On vent, bowel surg for clotting, tube feed. Now the tube feeding is leaking into his abdomen bc the surg site won’t heal. Today they will unhook him. PLEASE MASK!
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Officer Sicknick does not have the Medal of Freedom
But jordan, nunes, and limbaugh do
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Here’s the game, friends. You post positive things about Biden. You then get slammed by bots trolls ick. You get scared & no longer post positive about Biden. We no longer see posts about Biden. We worry that Biden isn’t going to win. We stay quiet in fear. FUCK THAT!!
BIDEN2024
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Freakin hilarious.
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Please, please, my Dear Portland, stay home tonight. I fear the men with guns heading your way. Stay home. Let’s them pass right on thru. Let them be impotent.
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listen, this is trippy.
Do you think that the reason that we’re not all marching in the streets, is that we have twitter/social media. That we all vent, & scream, & voice our opinions, on-line. So we loose that energy, or passion? We already spent it?
Seriously that’s deep.
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Serious question
If trump ever gets out of office, how do we keep him from blabbering all our secrets or exchanging secrets for his own good?
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For the first time in recorded history, deaths outnumbered births in Oregon.
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I went to bed last night with such a gnawing, biting, low level anxiety. No, I don’t need to be told to take a break, or talk to someone. I’m talking to you. For real, this Shit is very frightening. We have NO functioning government. We have NO leaders.
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When this is all over, I wish to have a huge party somewhere in the world where I can actually meet all of you. We will rejoice together. 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
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Hallelujah!!!
Fox News Viewership Plummets: First Time Behind CNN And MSNBC In Two Decades
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This too shall pass
It might pass like a kidney stone
But it will pass
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Just celebrated 37 year anniversary with my wife. Legally married 6 years.
#imLGBTQ
and we have survived it all.
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I was listening to a clip of Steven Colbert doing his monologue from last night. He made a comment about how the last five years have been hell. That somehow made me feel better, his aloud acknowledging. Just knowing so many “sane” people are having the same experience.
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Dear
@realDonaldTrump
, Here’s a list of men under 5’8” that could think circles around you.
Martin Luther King, Jr.5'7"
Winston Churchill5'7"
Andrew Carnegie5'2"
William Faulkner5'6"
Isaac Newton5'6"
James Madison 5‘4”
Aristotle 5'5"
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Tomorrow I enter my own personal hell, the highly anticipated colonoscopy/endoscopy prep. Ugh. Wish me luck!
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I think McDonalds does a more thorough vetting of its employees than the GOP does for the Supreme Court nomination.
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#TrumpBegged
Listening to more of the recording. This cowardly loser is absolutely BATSHIT
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A phenomenal piece by James Carville.
“Democrats have a chance to use a coherent strategy to crush the entirety of this senseless party into the dirt.”
Please pass it on m, if it moves you. It might give people some hope.
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Every time I post a positive Biden tweet that has more than a few views, I get bot/troll hit. Sometimes dozens & dozens. Most just say I’m stupid, ugly, single, sad. All to frighten me from ever posting again. So do not be cowed. I just give a bird 🖕& a block. 🇺🇸
#BidenHarris2024
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My Sister-in-law mailed me a birthday card 8 days ago. She in PA me in OR. Still not here. Dejoy sucks
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Please, America, can we just crush this filthy SOB into oblivion at the voting booth in November. Whoop his arse by numbers too big to litigate. His hate is smothering us.
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@Logically_JC
Did you ever think that not only is it their right, but maybe they’re on chemo, or they’re a caregiver, or immune compromised. Asses. Great thing to teach a kid.
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For four years we didn't hear jack shit about the deficit. Now, the repubs are fiscally responsible. F them!!!
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I’m honestly feeling that if the pandemic had never happened, trump would have been re-elected. The pandemic is killing us, and it saved us. A very sad twist.
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Toady I’ve noticed the elon is trying to fuck with this hashtag
#BidenHarris2024
It no longer pops up for me as I type it. Fact, it doesn’t come up at all. F him. I will keep using it as often as I want.
#BidenHarris2024
#BidenHarris2024
#BidenHarris2024
#BidenHarris2024
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No matter what happens, I will never feel the same about my country, or my countrymen.
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Yeah, that’s exactly what I was thinking. “How can I possible get rich off people getting sick, being afraid, dying, loosing their job”.
Mnuchin calls coronavirus pandemic 'a great investment opportunity'
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Sincere question; speaking of Bannon, why is he not being arrested for calling for the beheading of Fauci and Wray?
They are public officials
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@chipfranklin
@JoeBiden
He walked into a mine field. We’re all lucky to still be alive. Considering all, I would give him a 10
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More people will see Travis Tritts name today, than in his entire career
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If I get covid, will a helicopter come to whisk me off to the hospital, where a team of doctors await. Will I get world class care & the newest & most expensive drugs. Will I get a beautiful suite, with a team ready at my beck and call?
or will I die on a gurney in the hallway?
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Jr has been hinting at a presidential run in 2024. Today, eric hinted at it.
The freakin arrogance.
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In my private life, for my whole life, I’ve been a really good person; kind, patient, honest, generous, thoughtful. I can’t believe the anger, frustration, & sometimes rudeness he has brought out in me. I try to imagine what he could have brought out if I wasn’t a good person.
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#PresidentPussyAssBitch
OOPS, hit the wrong button
#PresidentPussyAssBitch
OOPS, damn, sorry. Did it again
#PresidentPussyAssBitch
GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
#PresidentPussyAssBitch
SORRY, I JUST CAN’T STOP
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Tonight, Joe Biden just bested trump by 5,000,000 votes.
5 freakin million!!!!
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trump just took huge shit on Americans. All because we did not re-elect him.
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A badass group
This is so awesome
@HamillHimself
Star Wars characters from left to right: Han Solo, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker and R2-D2, 1977.
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I don’t understand why they all bitched, moaned, and complained about how terrible America is. I thought
@realDonaldTrump
made it great again. He said he did everything he promised to do. So, why isn’t it great already?
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We could have searched far and wide, and never found a more evil person to become president
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Why focus on fighting the coronavirus, that has killed hundreds of thousands of us, when you can spend your time gutting the 1918 Migratory Bird Treaty Act
Fuck you
@realDonaldTrump
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I wholeheartedly believe that trump is over, done, and will be gone in January. I don’t care who he sues or who he sics on us. He WILL BE GONE. I feel it in my bones. It’ll be a rough 6 months, so the fuck what, we can handle it.
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This is was true Christianity looks like.
Eagle Rock church erases $5.3 million in medical debt for poor L.A. area families
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America is NOT a failed experiment.
Democracy is NOT a failed experiment.
donald trump IS a failed president.
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Oh look, they’re building a homeless shelter. No?, oh
Oh look, they’re building a sanctuary honoring those veterans killed in war, No?, oh
Oh look, they’re building an isolation complex for coronavirus infected people that can’t afford the hospital. No?, oh
Oh, a tennis pavilion
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This updating/refreshing thingy that Twitter does is so damn annoying. I just spent 10 minutes trying to find the tweet that I was reading. Then I forgot what it was I was looking for.
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Merry Christmas everyone. Be safe. May we live to tell about it
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