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Mavy ✨ Kinda back from twitter break ! 25+ minors beware it isn't sfw 🔞 Haters gonna hate, but do it far from me, I'm short, so is my patience ! 😂
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@chelswhitl
@LEBassett
I'll be honest, I'm french and I've never encountered oat milk, ever, in 26 years. The most commonly used after cow milk are soy milk and almond milk. Didn't know oat milk was a thing.
Lactose intolerant people usually order soy milk here.
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The show: The fans:
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Hear me out.
You don't keep that kind of flexibility without streching.
Chuuya's stretching sessions are famous among the grunts.
He doesn't get why /everytime/ he chooses to stretch the whole PM is suddenly in the gym.
There's litteraly a group chat to pass the "C-Alert."
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@asvndre
How to get hated by all the writers who create the fics that you consume blindly, a one step guide :
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Dazai realising that Chuuya has muscled tiddies.
He's baffled when he spots 22yo Chuuya shirtless after a mission (his shirt was dirty and bloody) and see what's hidden under here. He knew about the abs, he had those for a long time, but the tiddies ?
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SKK hc ! ⚠️Warning ⚠️ Blood and blood drinking ~ 🩸
Imagine Dazai and Chuuya's version of teenagers doing a blood pact, but instead it's Dazai binding his soul, his very core to Arahabaki when they were like, 16/17 yo.
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We can now make Dazai boop the nose of every BSD character.
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Chuuya pulling Dazai's hair out of the way to kiss his forehead, where the bullet left a scar, every time he has the chance to.
Dazai sitting on the couch ? He'll come behind and angle his head back to smooch his forehead.
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Dazai and Chuuya laying in bed after their first time together at 22.
Chuuya is smocking in the bed, a satified grin on his face, acting like he didn't forever altered Dazai's brain chemistery.
Dazai is just staring at the ceiling, wondering if he saw heaven's gate tonight.
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Imagine Dazai waking up from surgery after being shot.
Chuuya is making one of these videos every time Dazai wakes up from anaesthesia.
He intended to keep them as bullying material, but instead, he plays the videos everytime he feels lonely in his bed.
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Dazai to Chuuya after their 15th argument of the day. 😌
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Imagine.
Chuuya's instructed to stay with Dazai's "corpse", until Fyodor is in the helicopter with Nikolai. Then, he gives him his last order.
"Chuuya-san, unleash Corruption and blow everything up"
Chuuya struggles against the curse, his body is shaking,
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Imagine teen pm skk doing their routine stuff, except one day Chuuya takes some of his men and Akutagawa to the onsen 'cause they deserve it and Mori said it'd be good for Aku's health. Of course Dazai doesn't tag along.
When they come back, everyone's whispering Chuuya's name.
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ControlChuuya sleeping with Dazai for the first time and clinging to him during his sleep. Dazai finds it adorable, until Chuuya's mouth latch on his neck, suckling at his scentglands.
He's wary of the teeth, but then he feels that...
Chuuya sleeps with silicone fang caps. 🥹
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Established ADA!Dazai and PM!Chuuya, going back to the arcade where they settled most of their bets for an evening, spending hours and hours bickering, screaming and laughing over videogames.
It's getting late,
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Calm down Google, I just searched "Nakahara Chuuya Bungo Stray Dogs" 😂
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Dazai was right all along, our boy is SO dog coded. 😭🙏 💗
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@ZachBurrell10
My neurotypical friend : You have to force yourself to do it ! I know it's not fun but force yourself to do it anyway.
Me internally screaming : Wow I never thought of forcing myself in 26 years of life ! Thanks for the solution why did I even paid a therapist. 👍
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Everytime Chuuya starts to warm up in the gym for his stretching session, people grab their phone to send the C-Alert like : "It's happening!!!"
Needless to say, teenage Dazai got the massivest boner of his life the first time he saw Chuuya doing the splits.
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Did I ever mention my WIP where 22 Chuuya thinks he's bad at sex and stopped trying because NEVER one of his partner ever wanted a second round with him. 😭
He doesn't know teenage Dazai's been terrorizing every single one of them so they never meet with him again.
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Ξ A wolf in sheep's clothing Ξ
╔ Soukoku thread
• ABO AU / Canonical universe
• Omega!Dazai Alpha!Chuuya
• TW violence, blood, gore, heavy mention of rape
• Definitely NSFW
╚ Breeding kink
Happy
#BottomDazaiWeek2022
! 😌💕
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VAMP!CHUUYA IS ON HIS WAY, SNIFFING DAZAI'S BLOOD LIKE "IS THAT MY MEAL TRYING TO ESCAPE???"
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@foundmywei
Probably not their first time, what if they're so used to it that they can simply brush it off like "Yeah, classic mission shit" when everyone's looking at them like AYO ?????
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and asks for the secretary to bring a glass of water for Nakahara-san.
Chuuya spends the rest of the meeting wishing to jump out of the window to end his misery, while mentally cursing Dazai in all the languages he knows.
Amen. 😌🙏
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Look, I know Dazai can hold his breath for a crazy amount of time.
It all started when they did breath-holding contest with Chuuya, and despite Chuuya being good at it, Dazai absolutely KILLS IT.
Chuuya never believed him when he said he's not cheating because there's no way +
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Ξ Don't make me go back Ξ
╔ Soukoku thread
• BEAST AU / Canonical universe
• Beast!Chuuya / ADA!Dazai
• Mention of MCD ( in the BEAST universe )
• Angsty !
╚ Beast Chuuya went apeshit
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Ξ Control Ξ
╔ Soukoku thread
• ABO AU / Canonical universe
• Omega!Dazai Alpha!Chuuya
• TW violence, violent sex, feral Chuuya
• Definitely NSFW
• But slow burn I guess
╚ Breeding kink
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I'm a firm believer in Chuuya biting and pulling on Dazai bottom lip everytime they kiss.
He's a bity boy. There's just so much passion, so much desire, so much frustration he doesn't know how to express it all in a simple kiss so he bites and pull. 😌🙏💗
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Chuuya in this, Dazai's heart would not handle the view. 😩🙏
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@stormbun
Human family calling the ghost hunters : PLEASE DO SOMETHING ! THE GHOST ARE MAD AT US THEY SEND OBJECTS FLYING IN THE ROOM EVERYDAY !
Ghost hunters hearing bits of conversation through their machines : I... Think they're mad at each other ?
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Off meds control Dazai getting weak knees on a mission when Chuuya starts growling at the enemy.
He didn't remember what his real growl sounded like, the last time he heard it, they were teenagers.
He has to hold himself on the wall to not drop to his knee in front of everyone.
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An huge thank you to
@TaintedSolstice
for the beautiful lineart, I had so much fun coloring it ! 🥺💕
Hope you like it !
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Ξ Have a dog, they said Ξ
╔ Soukoku thread
• Animal hybrids human AU / Canonical universe
• Dog!Chuuya/Human!Dazai
• TW violence, blood, gore, hybrid racism, human trafficking, does that count as bestiality ?
• NSFW
╚ Probably lot of weird animal/hybrid behaviour.
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bloodied and torn apart by his own power, but still, more beautiful than anything he ever put his eyes on.
He may not be Chuuya’s boyfriend (yet), but he’s at least his partner, he’s Arahabaki’s too, and for now that’s enough.
From now on, they’ll stick together.
THE END. ~
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He doesn't want to go like this, he doesn't want to lose himself, but his body speaks on his own as tears well up in his eyes.
"Do not... wake me again."
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he's still standing in front of Dazai, still waiting for him to get back up, to nullify the vampirism, to finally free him, to give him back his humanity.
"O... grantors of dark disgrace..."
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@merchlingwylan
I like it actually ! Like you see Dazai from Akutagawa's point of view, all mighty demon prodgy and then just... Dazai's 18 yo goofy ass.😂
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That's how right now, he has the unfortunate knowledge that Dazai lacks.
Ango arches a brow, watching Oda clear awkwardly his throat and stare into his glass.
He doesn't know how to break it to Dazai that there's no dragon, Nakahara Chuuya just happens to have a pretty big cock.
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Chuuya never had big tiddies before.
He can't help himself, he starts staring everytime he meet Chuuya. How did he miss that? It's true that Chuuya's body is always protected under way too many layers of clothes, but still ! He should have known.
Of course Chuuya notices
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he's just being weird, nothing new.
Until one day, Dazai's hand reach out absentmindedly towards him while he's talking to the other detectives with a few of his coworkers, and suddenly... Dazai's groping his chest in front of everyone.
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Kunikida bow and apologises in the ADA's name a hundred time, while Chuuya tries to act like nothing happened.
He miserably fails, and stays so red in the face that the ADA's president, unaware of the "incident", interrupts the meeting at some point
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Needless to say, Dazai gets sucker punched so hard that he has to lay down on the couch for several hours, and skip the joint meeting (maybe it was his plan all along, who knows.)
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him staring at him, but he brush it off as Dazai's new way of trying to get under his skin, so he tries to ignore it, to not give the mackerel the satisfaction of getting a rise out of him.
It works for the most part, it's not like Dazai is actively annoying,
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@murashky
The vegan is entrering the steakhouse, telling the customers to get a life and to not interract if they like to eat meat, and this is their reaction when they're escorted to the door :
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Dazai just wonders wtf happened for Chibi's name to be on everyone's list. People whispers things like "didn't expect he'd have /that/ hidden under his clothes!"
Dazai naively thinks Chuuya got himself a lame tatoo and didn't tell him about it.
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Witch Chuuya who summoned demon Dazai when he was seven and didn't realise he was a young demon. Only very powerful warlocks can summon demons and live to tell the tale.
Chuuya spend all day playing with Dazai and ask him if he'll come back tomorrow, so Dazai tells him that
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He pries a little more and after only a few minutes, he's sure Chuuya has a hidden tattoo on his butt. He heard something about a dragon.
Chuuya has a dragon on his ass, there's no other explanation.
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but Chuuya "doesn't bathe in mackerel infested waters." or so he says.
He tries to take him to the sauna, without much success either. Chuuya just won't get naked with him and it drives him nuts.
So one evening, after having invited himself into Chuuya's apartment again,
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He mopes about the bruise at the Lupin bar, and it's only when he whines that he just wanted to see Chuuya's dragon that Odasaku chokes on his drink.
Ango wouldn't know, but Oda being a lower member of the organisation happens to overhear quite often the common mob's talk.
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He's pissed because how does he not know about it?! Come to think of it, he hasn't seen Chuuya butt naked until now so it makes sense, but still.
It's maddening, he needs to know. No, he needs to see it! So he tries to invite him to the onsen,
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Chuuya, who's into overindulgence, getting as many orgasms as he can in a row until he's an overstimulated sobbing mess VS Dazai who's into denying himself, getting edged until he's panting, crying frustration's tears, then fucked into subspace when he's finally allowed to come😌
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Dazai thought he knew the different shades of Chuuya's blush. He was wrong.
Chuuya turned crimson, from the tip of his ears to his neck, and then, it was war.
Dazai got out of there with a black eye, impressed that Chuuya managed to land such a dirty punch on him.
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Look, "A wolf in sheep's clothing" is slowly coming to its end... BUT. 👀
I keep imagining new scenes for it and today's new one is :
Dazai stumbles "accidentally" on Chuuya's massive collection of sextoys (he wasn't looking for it specifically, why wouldd you think that)
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Chuuya when Dazai is throwing a temper. 😭
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Silly little fic that I'm gonna write someday :
Chuuya driving in the rainy night when at a red light, he hears some commotion and hears a cat screams. He gets off his bike and goes into a little pathway, thinking that he's gonna bring another stray cat at the PM headquarters -
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Look. I can't WAIT for Fyodor witnessing Chuuya breaking free of the Vampirism on LIVE on his lil screens.
Or Chuuya helping Dazai out despite the Vampirism, or Dazai taking back his partner.
I just can't wait to see Fyodor's face like :
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he just "goes for the kill" and when Chuuya walks next to him, he grabs his pants and underwear and pull them down.
Chuuya shriek and smack him in the face, all red from both embarrassment and anger, asking wtf is wrong with him.
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Meanwhile Dazai is perplexed because there was no dragon, no tattoo at all.
So he blinks and snark back at him that he knew people were lying about Chuuya having a dragon under there, a smug smirk in his lips.
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When Chuuya turns back Dazai is sitting on the ground and Chuuya's like WTF HAPPENED?
Dazai plays it as a "I didn't eat in three days so maybe it was hypoglycemia!" and then delivery arrive on point every night at his dorm. 😭
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HC that Chuuya didn't know how to swim AT ALL before he met Dazai.
Why would he ? When you have the ability to make yourself lighter than the water to float, it’s the first thing you try to not drown.
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Single dad Dazai and his child. 😭💕
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But then he remembers the black wings, the sheer power and beauty of Corruption, and Chuuya in the center of it.
If Dazai will ever worship anything in life... I'd be this.
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He was doing research on Arahabaki and higher forms of power/abilities that existed through history, and learnt that gods, or godlike entities used to be worshiped and protected by ancient civilisations.
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The highest honor that one could have was to be chosen to become the god's most devoted servant.
He encountered many different sources, with just as many translations for it.
Devotee, adorer, right hand man, lover…
Partner.
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@asphxdelus
That means Chuuya will cheer to his death with the best wine, big win for him !😂
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he can hold that long without breathing!
Truth is, if Dazai slow his own heartbeat enough, his body slow down and be doesn't need that much oxygen.
And that's how Dazai started to play with his own heartbeat rate. 😌🙏
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FORGOT A DAMN T AGAIN IN THE FIRST POST WHY CAN'T MY BRAIN FOCUS FOR TWO SECONDS. 😂😭
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he's so deep into reading about these ancient ways of living that he almost forgot that... this, whatever this is, would bind him to /Chuuya./
Forever.
The wake up call is like a slap in the face, and it almost makes him drop everything.
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If he ever had to pledge his allegiance to anyone, I'd be Chuuya, no doubt. Not that he’ll ever admit it out loud.
He’s gonna do it.
He’s set on doing this, so he complains to Mori that Chuuya goes aboard way more than him, that the slug shouldn’t be more privileged than he is.
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The bond between gods and humans is made in sacrifice, in blood, and it's said to bind the human's soul to gods even beyond lives. Lives, plural.
Dazai never spent that much time learning about anything else,
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We don't talk enough about this Chuuya.
He knows what he's doing. 👀
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@SketchyLimp
Yes. The whole PM is DYING to see him stretching in leggins, but he always wears a tracksuit. 🥹
Nobody has been brave enough yet to offer him leggins but he WOULD wear one if someone gifted it to him !
People just have to tell him he'd look great in this and he'd wear it. 😭
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For once, Chuuya is at a loss for words. He doesn’t understand the outburst, his chest feels tight and he’s about to snap back when Dazai puts the final nail in the coffin.
“You /stinks/ Chuuya.”
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Is it bad that my brain is having unholy skk thoughts rn ? 😬
Like... We all agreed that Chuuya was the loud one, right ?
Never took two seconds to think that Dazai's high pitched voice could be that... ya know.👀
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He still keeps an eye on the hybrid though, but for now, he’s only exploring the flat.
It could be worse, he didn’t lose a limb yet, the redhead is willingly staying inside the apartment, and he even heard his voice.
All this, and it’s barely noon.
Having a dog is exhausting.
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He chokes on his own words, climbing all the way on the arcade console to tackle his future husband to the ground and make him pay for his little stunt (with his tongue.)
Needless to say, the neighbours won’t get a single minute of sleep tonight. ✨
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It baffles me how in what, 15 years ? We have shifted from :
- teens go seek dark stuff on the internet out of morbid curiosity while knowing they're not supposed to be here.
to :
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How many notebooks did Dazai write again? 😂
I was talking to my boyfriend and he was like. I need to start writing down the things you say. And I was like.. Why? And he was like. I want a collection. A collection? I said. Of my thoughts? And he smiled
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You know what, I've been thinking... How the fuck did time stop cat lady got herself killed actually.... 🤔
Like, COULDN'T SHE JUST HAVE STOPPED TIME TO ESCAPE FYODOR ?
SHE LITTERALY STOPPED TIME CHAINED TO A WALL IN HER CELL FOR DAZAI, HOW COULDN'T SHE SAVE HER OWN ASS. 😭
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Fandom space have become so fucked up.
Idk if it's because anime has become more popular over the years, so more "normies" praticipate in fandoms and try to moral police everything, where before, it was just weebs having a fun time...
Or if it's just the world getting more
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leading to Dazai whining about her denigrating his taste because why in the world would he be into short tiny dogs.
He then rants about his undying love for beautiful maidens, but as he goes, he can’t help but smile at the warm body breathing in his arms,
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“Nice. So I’m calling the shots about /my/ pet, right ?” He smiles, but his voice is cold.
Oh, Yoshino doesn't like the tone he’s using.
“Dazai-san, don’t be-”
“I want you to take that thing out of him. Now.”
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A list of all the "authors" I strangle in my dreams. 🥹💗
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He’s chanting unknown words to himself, and Chuuya can’t help but laugh, because… they’re both naked on a deserted island, and Dazai is pouring blood all around them while speaking a foreign tongue.
This is /insane/.
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@stormbun
*GASP*
I love it SO MUCH 😭💕
Chuuya would have been able to protect his body but not his eardrums from the blast. 🥺
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Here comes... Chirstmas Dogchuu. 👀
Don't mind Dazai, he's being silly in the back. 😌
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Fixed dogchuu because I saw it again, and realised the ears were not at the right place at all on the original one and I couldn't unsee it. 😂
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Just so you know, Control!Chuuya's knot is massive, and when the time will come, Chuuya's gonna destroy Dazai's lil cherry. 😌🙏💕
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It’s a necessity, and it doesn’t really phase Dazai.
He finds the ruins he searched for, finds the way to bind himself to Arahabaki, and goes home, just like that.
When he tells Chuuya, they fight.
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Chuuya, forever selfless, forever trying to protect the people around him, agrees, of course. If it can keep Dazai safe from Arahabaki, of course he’ll do it.
Dazai tries to not look too smug about predicting Chuuya’s answer, but he still gets kicked in the shin.
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He plays the petty teenager card, because Mori sees them as such (maybe they are, Dazai just doesn’t feel like he is) he elaborate plans, create conflicts and interests abroad, he works so hard to stay under Mori’s radar,
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