Shayan 🔻🇵🇸
@masalaydicha
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I take pictures (@/shayan64mp) and sing sometimes (@/shayan16kbps)
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@nonjjo
@teIIyafriends
pouring one out for the homies (out his dick tho) 😞✊
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this was the picture in question
my winter fits are apparently "nerdy young professor-core" what do i make of this
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@InsaneHexe
@SaltyFrenchBoi
we're gonna ignore how he called literally none of his hits and went apeshit when punished for cheating?
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@RealJohnnyTime
@WarMonitors
Allah doesn't like the genocide of his followers either but I don't see you saying anything about the Palestinians getting murdered daily...
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i like how one of my favorite pictures ever of myself was an accidental shot
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took me all day (30 minutes at best)
took me all day (it’s literally just instant noodles 🤭☝🏻)
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im crying look at them they think it's langar ka khana 😭😭😭😭
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Ajeeb Dastan Hai Yeh
@Zubair_K_
@mughlya_hathyar
just recorded ajeeb dastan and nikamma we are so back 😭☝️😭☝️😭😭☝️😭☝️
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@JSKatsky
@ME_1948_Updates
@KabbVillage
if you think this is a video game you're either not old enough or too old to be on twitter
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i plucked three flowers to put in my hair but the pink rose fell apart while i was trying to do it 💔💔
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nerdy professorized once more
nah cause with the overcoat on top?? bro i had that shit ON today ong
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@MceeMichael
@maramhamaadd
@kaveza_dee
Can't wait for you to get in the grave so you can tell God that it doesn't matter whether He forgives or not.
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@Valkama13
@_theskyrider_
@_name_que
@m7mdkurd
He has an American and an Israeli flag in his name. What makes you think he is capable of conjuring up three connected coherent thoughts at any one time?
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Baloch separatists have got to be the most retarded niggas ever because that is literally a training exercise and not a Baloch person 💀🙏
This is how the
#Baloch
are kidnapped by the Pakistani occupation and its terrorist army and are missing and are not brought before any court or imprisoned in a place where people can live, and sometimes they are killed and thrown in the street or in a valley or in a desert.
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@Dezrays1
@Jbanklestankle1
@DailyLoud
cause the rope snaps when a fat person tries to commit suicide 💀💀
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@undead_andres
@regulartypeguy
@gayest_tone
me when the Italians tell me I can't put jalapenos on my pizza
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7 Dec 2017 — 7 Dec 2023
holy fuck i just saw a picture of myself from 6 years ago to the day 💀💀💀
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from sleeping in my hands to barely fitting in my arms, my son's come a long way
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anyway this was the birthday fit check
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turtleneck and jacket weather
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@StickyBamba
@RyLiberty
@ShaykhSulaiman
we wouldn't touch them with a 3 meter long metal rod
maybe with a loaded rifle
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rest in peace Chotu.
You were my clingiest baby. I wish you could've lived to see your first birthday.
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@BadMemeEnjoyer
@SinisterChels
@sonofajackal
@notscoutsfather
@ndrraann
@PicturesFoIder
you're fucking slow 💀💀
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"r u okay" bro there has been no sunshine here since the 1st of January this is literally what the sun looks like at 9 am
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it's back
My iconic black jacket that everybody knew me for in A Levels like this jacket was literally how everybody would identify me
I'm gonna bring it out again tomorrow
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sure why not
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dont care + didnt ask + furball ratio
I HATE CATS ANNOYING CREATURES JANGLI
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because it's fun
anyway
beef noodles and dumplings were heaven on earth
someone explain to me why people RELIGIOUSLY post pictures and videos of WHAT THEY’RE EATING OR ARE ABOUT TO INDULGE
why?
kyu?
por que?
warum?
wallah, why?
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@notshaharyar
a digit? you can try sending it to all the phone numbers and just trying a different digit where it was missing each time
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I JUST MET MY MOTU BABY 😭😭🫶🫶
and this munchkin Figgers too but he wasn't staying for pictures
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@OreganoJeauxns
@InternetH0F
nah dawg fuck with any of my lil homies and you're immediately gonna become the symbol of Christianity among your species
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baba told me my hair looked fresh out of the 70s was that a compliment or a diss
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me and the guitar i never bothered trying to master chord switches on
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@realCSFreedom
@WarMonitors
me when i dump a mag into an empty corridor (i killed all the khamas terrorists disguised as tables)
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your daily reminder to boycott sisters. as if the hair wasnt humiliation enough already she HAD TO PUT ON THAT FUCKASS FILTER ⁉️⁉️
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probably these and a few other ones that didnt make the cut
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
yaar ghar jaa ke masala chai banaoun ga bohot ho gaya hai bas idc
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reminds me of this
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@Prateek0fficia
@Terror_Alarm
is this handle run by an Indian? I've never seen anyone be more pressed over Pakistan's existence than Indians
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@josephm_j
@RealJohnnyTime
@WarMonitors
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0
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@JSKatsky
@ME_1948_Updates
@KabbVillage
your own terrorist military releases official footage which looks exactly the same lmao
are they also using video game footage?
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a fucking terrorist and a suicide bomber
may she rot in hell eternally
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پہلی بلوچ فدائی خاتون شاری بلوچ کے قبر پر بلوچستان کا جھنڈا بچھا دیا گیا
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my time to shine baby (i know I've posted the first one already idc)
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the universe knew I'd be too powerful with a good camera that's why it nerfed me
sometimes all it takes to fix you is a walk in the cold air with periodic stops to take pictures of the moon
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indeed
i think everyone needs to start posting cute animals to cancel out the bad vibes (2)
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???? tell me with a completely straight face that this isn't a cotton ball with a cat face drawn on it
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reminds me of the classic
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I've come back full circle
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baby Shayan was straight chilling (and he looked zooted the fuck out of his mind)
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@p1nkm4ttr_
just because something isn't on the bds list doesn't mean it's free of blame? let's not forget kfc are literally donating free meals to the terrorist military currently actively committing a genocide it is our basic responsibility as human beings to boycott them
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I'd like to think I can do both
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