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Marty
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No context tweet of the day…
@TheJimJamMan
DJ Jimo
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@RetroNewsNow If 1987 Kristy Swanson offers you coke, you snort that shit like it will give you eternal life
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Dio - Rainbow In The Dark (Official Music Video) [HD] via @YouTube
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God Was Never on Your Side via @YouTube
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@Josh__Seattle Just answer that you’ll only do it if (name of hottest mom)’s kid is on your team.
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@Collinstaxacct At the very least, I’d adopt a Pence-like policy to being alone with her.
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Has any poll been done on Canadian sentiment if all 10 provinces were to become individual states? I know that it all becoming one state is ridiculous, but states 51-60 seems slightly less ridiculous.
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Marty
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It isn’t just the grant structure. It is all consuming in post secondary education. . I was required to submit a statement of my commitment and past contributions to DEI just to apply for an adjunct teaching position at a suburban junior college.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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Those are just the explicit DEI grants found. Vastly worse is that EVERY education and research grant made over the past four years required DEI in one form or another.
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RT @profstonge: Joe Biden's final jobs report is out and it's a doozy. - 589,000 jobs revised into oblivion - 70% of jobs created in the…
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This is politics porn and you all need to stop amplifying delusional takes such as this. Denying reality after a couple wins is silly and will turn off centrists from sticking around long term.
@WarClandestine
Clandestine
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I don’t think the Dems get it. If their corruption continues to be exposed and Trump secures elections via same day in-person paper ballots, the Dems will never win an election again. Trump’s Presidency could be an extinction-level event for the Democrat Party.
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Grok is improving. I didn’t mention the game or Kendrick.
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RT @carney: This game is like election night: everyone thought it would be close but Taylor Swift’s team is getting crushed.
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Rebellion will always be the norm for the young.
@IsabelaRM1
Isabela
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@ZitoSalena They were locked down in high school and college, required to get vax to go to school, coerced to keep silent about disagreement with pronouns/gender and BLM. And they have gen X parents. That margin may be high, but the trend makes sense to me.
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That’s not fair. We also paid so that Sri Lankan journalists were taught about inclusive language.
@TABYTCHI
Taylor Day
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Our roads look like this so Morocco can have pottery classes.
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The only bad thing about the Tesla self driving is that I’m afraid my grandkids will never learn to drive with their knees while eating a Chalupa. I mean sure, when my kids saw me doing it I told them not to do it. But some important skills are learned by observation.
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Has anyone calculated how much lower NBA attendance and ratings can go before they can’t afford to subsidize the women?
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RT @HollyBriden: No way - the guy who believes in keeping secrets from kids’ parents is a scout leader?
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RT @El__Bohemio: This is how you social media.
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Marty
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Chevy Chase’s stunt double for Spies Like US.
@DrunkRepub
The Drunk Republican
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Kara Swisher looks like my elementary school PE teacher if she was born in 1989 and lived in Park Slope
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