@RetroNewsNow If 1987 Kristy Swanson offers you coke, you snort that shit like it will give you eternal life

@JakeEpp91306571 @ProdigalSonMatt @BenjaminSWatson Yet somehow I find the strength to continue living

@JakeEpp91306571 @ProdigalSonMatt @BenjaminSWatson They certainly would blow

@Founders_Tavern @AmbJohnBolton @asmartbrunette1 Jesus Christ, now you're going after John Marshall? You people have a level of devotion that Jim Jones would find clingy

@RidgRnr79 @jaredlholt Hey, everyone, it's Area Man!

@RT_41A @notgaetti Buck Ewing couldn't catch a cold!

@ProdigalSonMatt @BenjaminSWatson There isn't a rock and roll band that the average person knows that hasn't be around for 30 years. I'm not saying it's right but rock is utterly irrelevant musically these days

@JamesUrbaniak Harvey Pekar AND Art Bell? He's hitting all my favorite weirdos from youth

@ActsBaseball @notgaetti Specs had some good stories in the Glory of Their Times

@PeesInSinks @ScottAdamsSays Wow, dude. When you're enough of a racist piece of shit for the fucking Dilbert guy to be taken back, that's something. Shouldn't you be jerking off to a 4K blu ray of Triumph of the Will in a room that no woman who doesn't claim you on their taxes has ever set foot in?

@CryptoBanananon @WhiteRabbitJedi @harryjsisson Way to bot, buddy

@BrianRSolomon Where have you gone, Up With People?

@InfernoOmni @elmo @sza Elmo just learned the alphabet and the first letter is A.... Minorrrr

@WhiteRabbitJedi @harryjsisson A quick search shows that you've tweeted about Biden 20 times in the last two days. You may want to sit this one out

@JackPosobiec Just say the word you want to say, you fucking pussy

@Farcethemusic Hopefully their doggos keep it down during the commercials

@bob_gunton @The_DrivenMan If a person describes themselves as a "high value man", leave immediately because he's not gonna shut the fuck about Bitcoin or how women can't handle his edge

@AaronMeyers Man, I miss the early 90's

@jonmcbrine @comicbookaddt Ok, can't deny you credit for that bit of wordplay. Well played, sir

@jonmcbrine @comicbookaddt It's that's going to keep you from enjoying a potentially good movie, then you be you, I guess