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Diet Pepsi is a terrific song.
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@CatchUpFeed "Texas, buddy" 🔥.
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@NormieIcon It's justified for Jennette from the things I've heard.
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@WillRepost4food It only sucks if it's an English title and the video is in Hindi.
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@haydn12_ @Rap I love how unspecific it is. Had me thinking it was Greg.
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@umichvoter You sit down and listen.
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@Darkly_Dave @HOSTAGEKILLER That's pretty much the story of Trader Joe's $9 gel moisturizer
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@PicturesFoIder Penguin only had ten minutes in The Batman
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@honeymunes Brazilians will also cheer for:
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@MyTimeToShineH Age of Ultron absolutely aged well.
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@guybrush999 @theLordeEnjoyer Fair question. Even in that calm scene when The Protagonist and Neil first meet and talk about soda water, the soundtrack takes over.
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@PunishedBenn I usually don't like the joke "reviews", but this one was good:
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@InsaneMoviez Nonsense! This probably brought warmth to his heart.
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@fruitdotzip Me insisting to the receptionist that I get Dr. Han:
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@paulswhtn Yes! 90% of the world was born after Elizabeth became queen.
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@PicturesFoIder Otter Pops.
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@InNicoTime @staticbluebat Christopher Robin was wonderful!.
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@mbesheer @elonmusk That United Nations guy never explained how $11 Billion would end world hunger.
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@Lunwi88 Nevermind, I checked and it was 2021 when the Marvel shows started.
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@Lev_the_Cryptid @joyoladokun This kid who played young Elvis and got lost in the Pentecostal music at the Revival tent church
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@dumbmailguy @bobby @wyatt_privilege This is actually my first time seeing it in action. It surprises me. I like tennis much more. There's too much bending over in this sport.
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@MWPolitics101 Nuclear energy is very safe and perhaps New York can learn from this after shutting down Indian Point Energy Center in 2021.
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@blurayangel Vol. 2 was spectacular!.
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@BigPutruck The One and Only Ivan (2020) was a charming movie
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@OrwellNGoode This would unfortunately be the same as driving around aimlessly though.
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@dntcloacktruth @CultureCrave @GQMagazine He said, "[They're] still my heroes and I would leap to work with them.".
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@intothecrevasse So? It's cool to see practical sets. Happened recently with Uncharted as well.
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@CultureCrave @GQMagazine Include the rest of the quote or I sue.
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@sock_dem But I like hearing from the Khan Academy founder :(.
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@wattsonswrath @morticianmagic Was sadder to find out it was corn than a bird 😭.
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@thedigitaldash_ @shoe0nhead I'm proud of you for this, but the rulebook says "ratios only count in the form of replies".
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@JayElHarris I know there's some debate about Jackie, but I happen to think they were a good looking first couple.
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@bettinamak @bitethehan Good chef. I remember when Twitter cancelled her for "not using seasoning" even though she had herbs on hand from the garden and used a sufficient amount of salt.
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@MIKELlPA @ThePopTingz Grenade, 24K Magic, the one where he goes like "It's my Birthday! NO IT'S NOT!", Grenade, Uptown Funk, Skate, Leave the Door Open.
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@PeanutHeadFred She spent $150k on a one-time podcast set. She was finna BALLOON the budget if she got in 😭.
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@ZeroSuitCamus Did you just ratio Apple Films?.
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@shidarae Or when the timeline accidentally refreshes itself.
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@0liviajulianna She said there are problems on both sides. Please don't start this hoax.
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@Silver_Comics11 @macIunkey Haha, I had this meme at the back of my head and was gonna look for it.
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@JackPosobiec Unlike the vaccine, UV light therapy has not given anyone myocarditis.
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@MeganBitchell My grandma was named Marjorie.
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@Lunwi88 No no, off the top of my head, I remember Wandavision releasing in January 2020 as the the first D+ Marvel show and then Loki was released that summer. Lemme Google if I'm correct.
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@AndromedaPip No it was fine af.
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@DefiantLs "Strong enough to have it all. Too weak to take it!".– Green Goblin
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@arakicore Frankly, it's Letterboxd.
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@BigEsqBae Ehh, Blockbuster went out of fashion because of the internet, but was appreciated by customers during its existence. Netflix is not profitable & is losing subscribers for many reasons like increased costs & people having access to streaming services that are ⅓ of the cost.
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@queersocialism He doesn't have the Will Smith laugh, "Ahaha, you like that?".
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@TrueSlazac THEY'RE IN TAHITI.
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@dkcello @paulswhtn Same. For the sake of those who watched with their parents, I wish this was the American version. Or maybe just show the original at 9PM and later.
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@MCU_Direct That "[it]" was unnecessary.
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@AlliterAndy Luckily, I saw the bunny one.
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@crazyclipsonly The truck was obstructive, but these commotions only happen when motorcycle drivers are involved.
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@therealsupes Captain America very easily.
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@Jack_Petocz @Publix As a proud Californian who has visited Florida a few times and enjoyed the chicken tarragon salad at Publix, I assure you that your attempt to take down Publix will fail.
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@nikicaga Let's dispel with this revisionism. The Rock is doing well.
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@WeinerBarf420 @reddit_TLCM I wonder where this flight is headed
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@lux @proetrie That's annoying, but I mostly experience it on Twitter. I glance at a meme that looked good, it disappears, then I quickly scroll to get it back . I usually find it after a minute though, but I never hit the refresh button and there's no reason for an app to automatically do so.
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@enyashello @el0cal @HxmbleTuco @SosaOnTopVI This is a valid point. Perhaps you should let Susan know.
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@DiscussingFilm It's already gonna be great. Just give the workers the years they need to adequately complete it.
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@comicyehu DeSuperman.
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@seppuku_pepe @_302311 Ja, you will have lanch and then you go tu skool.
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@owen_symes @nypost Defending himself against… rent? 😐
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@ClarkKe49938840 @guybrush999 @theLordeEnjoyer Because it's something I wanna know as well and was just referencing an instance of the constant loudness of Tenet. It may or may not be like that for the boardroom scenes in Oppenheimer.
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@twink758489962 You hit the FEC limit
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Bring back @landlordWs!
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@Melio521 @dcexaminer @realDonaldTrump What if the meds get switched like in Knives Out?.
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@_GeriatricGamer @subschneider @jack @realDonaldTrump @KamalaHarris Incite, as in "start a riot", she did not. Help rioters continue their work through bail funds and encouraging words, she did.
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@WTFCHARLl It's not 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 insane.
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@Italian347 The cow at 0:13 trying to analyze where the bullet would go 😢.
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@B00K0FTRIBE I'm glad the animators went with the easier-to-animate hard shell.
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@ettingermentum I don't know, but I think Twitter likes her and Marianne for similar reasons of being a girlboss."Mr. Vice President, I'm speaking"."Girlfriend, you are so on!".
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@illjoy_ It's such a good depiction of Einstein.
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@nxssa1 @waltomas @kaalyia @BlackVoice4u While I agree with you, I believe the federal note ended up being genuine.
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@disclosetv Sleepy Joe wants war.
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@MCUSource James Gunn said no
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@KeananRooney @96Nasir @LilNasX You're two years late.
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@ChristianWalk1r Honor your father.
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anyone who calls the other person “sweetie” in an argument automatically loses idc.
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@KrillTusk @ahunt4congress @haramcart Congrats on the ratio! Hopefully this will happen again to Ms. Hunt on May 17th
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3 stars is NOT a bad rating
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@molllllusk Yes. Also, I've noticed a new thing on the checkout receipts where it says something like:.Estimated cost of book: $27.46.Total savings: $27.46.
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@neotrin1ty Particularly when it's a multiversal CBM with many effects. But yeah, the fluctuating brightness + having the theatrical sound system being condensed to a phone's microphone is no bueno.
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@JeremyMonjo I don't know about that. Cumberbatch has his own kind of mainstream success and was in The Courier in the past couple years, playing Greville Wynne who had an important role in preventing nuclear warfare. The problem is that—other than the very successful Imitation Game—I tend to
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@femacampaunt Taylor Lorenz is in bed with Uber Eats.
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@reddit_TLCM "Jesus hung out with prostitutes.".No, he ministered to them and instructed them to "go and sin no more". It's not as if he was lenient and said,."Eh, do what you want. As long as you're not hurting anyone.".
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@reddit_TLCM Such a hypothetical strawman. "But if anyone causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea" is quite the opposite of grooming!.
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@willy04 @CWilliamson44 Get Out was really a one of a kind film. It's not a sustainable genre.
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@_GeriatricGamer @subschneider @jack @realDonaldTrump @KamalaHarris Trump gave his January 6 speech on Twitter??.
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If you’re able to, chip in now to the @MNFreedomFund to help post bail for those protesting on the ground in Minnesota.
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@joshieonfilm She's a millennial herself 😂.
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@Wagface @JamalBloodhound @GRIFTSH0P @commiefromtx I know it's hard to read, but "THE" is the only word written correctly
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