Martin J Stephens
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Samson the hire bull has arrived today. A very popular move with these ladies.
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He made it through the night folks.
Samson the hire bull has arrived today. A very popular move with these ladies.
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Just over 20 years ago, Dad absent mindedly put his phone on the mudguard of the Fastrac and drove on. The phone was lost until today when he finally found it out in the field.
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Dear The Public,
If you must walk your precious footpaths, could you please do so without letting my livestock out?
Second day of Easter and you're already a pain in the arse.
Thanks in advance.
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@simonbinns
"This LAD got more than he bargained for when he asked an intelligent question at the press briefing"
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@essity
Might start referring to my female friends as 'menstruating persons', let's see how that goes down 😂
I feel for you though that you paid for this to wind up in my timeline. Budget well spent 🤦
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@AMCKunneke
We tried AI on a small batch last year. We've hired a bull this year, need I say more?
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@aarostew
Cheers. To be honest we're used to giving help at calving as our regular bull is a South Devon and we do get some monster calves. Hopefully it all goes to plan 👍
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@SaaymanBarry
We tried AI last year, the uptake was very disappointing. Lots of empty heifers wasn't very productive. Much simpler to just turn a bull in.
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Waffle the Diddy-Sheep's single ram brings lambing '24 to a close. We've had a much better time than we did last year 🥲
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#2
Open by
@comtruise
I've always loved the synth riffs in this so I was itching to play them on bass and give them a human feel.
Full:
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One of the best parts of farming is being able to knock the tractor out of gear and take a look at nothing for a minute.
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When I was a boy, some tourists mistook our barn for a free-admission petting zoo. Discovering them sent Dad into calligraphy mode.
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Nice to see the hedgerow planting looking leafy again this spring.
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Yesterday's great achievement was not getting the precision drill + 30D working; it was that Dad filmed it on a smartphone.
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Unexpected orphan ram lamb, born this morning. He's in by the Aga getting warmed up.
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Baby's first 24 hours in the field have been a riot. Got him back out again for breakfast.
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I think they've come to make me an offer I can't refuse?
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@BritishComedy
@Pyplate
The legacy of this show is huge. Actually it's bigger than that, it's large.
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"Oh my gosh you guys, I like, totally calved for the first time everrrrr!"
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Hey Twitter! What do you think of my new tractor??? 🚜🥴
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He thinks this is a great spot to lie down, and he doesn't see how he can possibly be in the way.
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Forage rye cover crop has bulked up quickly this spring. It's now at a height of Mum ft.
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Have had this little man back indoors for a couple of nights while we treat him for scours. He's clearly starting to feel better today.
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Two-thooth ewe called Land Rover with a strong single ram. He'll be a beast.
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Wow! Her Ladyship bought me a science kit for men!
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Next time an ad tells you to buy a product because it is plant-based, just remember that oven chips, 3 litres of cheap cider and cigarettes are all plant-based too, so just buy them instead.
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Clocking big hours this weekend with big Zetors. 🚜
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A newborn orphan lamb warming up by the fire. She's had her first colostrum and is looking bright.
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Happy New Year from myself, Her Ladyship and one of our chickens who is quite sore today.
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The Garlic went in late, but it's coming through nicely now.
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RIP Max, the Maximum Dog. We lost him to old age earlier this week, somewhere between 16-18. He was the maximum dog we ever had.
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I can't believe I grew these onions. They look just like the ones in the catalogue.
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Tonight was so special. Finally graced one of my most coveted stages. Here's to finally ticking off O2 Shepherd's Bush.
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Tonnes of eggs from our 15 chickens. Please come and buy our eggs. Only £1 for half a dozen tasty free range eggs!
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Orphan lamb care tonight. Keeping our fingers crossed 🤞
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More Shep Logic: I must show the humans that this won't work and they will enforce the bed rules.
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Very rewarding to see orphan lambs immediately embrace the field experience. 🏀
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A question for the foragers out there. It looks like I have a glut of field mushrooms out here. How come they grow in rings or arcs like these? Please excuse my noisy tractor.
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Just checking all the cows are the right way up before we pick this up later.
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Weekend Checklist:
✅ 15 acres ploughed
✅ Gig with the covers band
✅ Sheep in a greenhouse
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Will be cooking her Ladyship a delightful birthday meal this week, so first I had to buy and restore a suitable table for her.
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Clear TB test this week which is a massive relief. Now back to the real work...
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A couple weeks earlier than expected. The lamb orphanage is up and running again for a third year running. Merry Christmas 🌲🐑
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Settings tonight with
@Jahmene
at
@pizzajazzclub
in Maidstone.
🎹 -
@jkeyz_official
🥁 -
@ChrisCMusic91
🎸 -
@MartyJStephens
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It's mornings like this that make roll call hard work.
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@OwenMRoe
Can confirm I got this to work, just had to do the following;
1) Ensure image was exactly 400x400
2) The adjust/crop now appears on the mobile site, but just make no adjustments and hit apply
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First morning on the farm in 2021 and it's a chilly one.
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Really pleased to have managed to shear my five ewes without too much grief for sheep or man alike. Still have so much to learn.
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What is this bird I spotted earlier? Is it a young peacock?
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I would like to announce that Salt Bae has been officially banned from attending my family's Christmas dinner tomorrow afternoon. More to follow.
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Hauling straw back yesterday evening with this incredible view towards Lostwithiel. Right in The Duchy's back garden.
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Just under nine acres ploughed with the Crystal, no sweat.
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Some of the girls enjoying the swede turnips that aren't fit to sell.
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What an incredible night we had. Looking forward to many more of these; live with
@Jahmene
,
@jkeyz_official
&
@ChrisCMusic91
.
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Finished work and realised my home is this beautiful.
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Inspired by these strange and unprecedented times, I've made a strange and unprecedented video about the strange and unprecedented version of 'Venus' by
@VivaBananarama
, as performed by the strange and unprecedented
@YamahaUK
PSR-3 keyboard:
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When you're hungover but have your favourite for breakfast.
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Calving ended today 🥲
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Bought a kayak yesterday and this going to become a whole thing this summer.
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Happiest little doggy and a 32oz margarita. Welcome to Texas 🇺🇸.
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I built a wall! (from the green on the right down)
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Just got home from tonight's gig and there was someone to greet me at the door.
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Did a garden clearance for someone local this week. Highlight was saving four awesome blueberry bushes. Fingers crossed these go again.
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Two thousand zero zero party over, oops, out of time;
So here's a heifer from cow number nineteen ninety-nine.
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Stoked to have this coming up with
@Jahmene
and my brothers
@jkeyz_official
&
@ChrisCMusic91
, supporting
@GabrielleUk
around the UK & Ireland.
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The photo she wants to post from our walk versus the photo I want to post from our walk.
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